>> Stephen: LOOK WHO THAT IS, CHECK OUT THAT SLICE OF SEXY
RIGHT THERE. WE'RE BACK WITH THE HOST OF
"LAST WEEK TONIGHT," JOHN OLIVER.
NOT TO BRING UP I, YOU KNOW, AN UGLY SUBJECT BUT THE MID TERMS
ARE TOMORROW. AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON. HISTORICALLY WE KNOW WHAT SHOULD
HAPPEN, THE POLLS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT THE THING THAT I'M
INTERESTED IN IS, THIS IS YOUR FIRST MID TERMS AS A UNITED
STATES CITIZEN. >> MY FIRST MID TERM VOTE!
(APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: ARE YOU MID-CITED
FOR IT? >> HERE IS THE THING.
AS AN INDIVIDUAL WHO'S RECENTLY BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN, THE ACT
OF VOTING IS VERY EXCITING TO ME.
I DIDN'T WANT TO GO VOTE EARLY, I WANT TO VOTE WHEN THERE'S A
QUEUE. >> Stephen: WE DON'T SAY
QUEUE HERE. WE SAY LINE.
>> GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF HERE. I LOVE THE LINE!
>> Stephen: I'M NOT ASKING FOR THE ADDRESS BUT WHAT KIND OF
PLACE DO YOU GO TO? >> IT'S A SCHOOL.
>> Stephen: IT'S A MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR ME.
I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE KIDS THROW A BAKE SALE.
>> BEING IN THAT LINE THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO.
ONE OF THE MOMENTS YOU FEEL VALIDATED.
>> Stephen: OLD WOMAN WITH THE GLASSES, WHO SAYS NAME
PLEASE. DO YOU GO WITH THE BIRDEX OR DO
YOU FAKED AMERICAN ACCENTS? >> I'VE FAKED AMERICAN ACCENTS
SO MANY TIMES IN THE PAST. EVEN WITH AUTOMATED TELEPHONE
LINES. NUMBER 4 PLEASE MA'AM.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MARSHALL.
>> I'LL BE A SEE DATED JOHN -- SEDATED JOHN WAYNE.
I'LL TAKE NUMBER 4. >> Stephen: ARE YOU STILL A
CITIZEN OF THE U.K? >> BOTH.
IN THE DAYS OF THE EMPIRE IT WAS A LOT MORE THAN TWO.
SO -- >> Stephen: YOU CAN VOTE OVER
THERE TOO? >> YES I CAN.
>> Stephen: OVER THERE THEY'VE GONE THROUGH THREE OR
FOUR PRIME MINISTERS, AND LIKE THIS ONE.
WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT RISHI SUNAK?
>> HE IS WEALTHY BEYOND ANY EXPECTATION.
HE IS HEIR TO THE INFOSYS SYSTEM.
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE THE HARRIS TO -- DOING ANYTHING
OTHER THAN HE'S RICHIE RICH? >> HE'S RICHIE RICH, RESPONSIBLE
FOR GETTING US OUT OF THE MESS THAT HE WAS VERY MUCH CULPABLE
GETTING US IN. HE WORKED WITH BORIS JOHNSON.
THEY'RE GOING TO TRY HIM AND IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT, THEY'LL
WORK THEIR WAY THROUGH THE ALPHABET.
AARON ANDERSON. IF THEY WORK IT DOWN TO O I'LL
GET A TRY. >> Stephen: HER COURTESY
KILLED THE QUEEN! >> IT DID.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY (BLEEP) FROM THE CBS LAWYERS HERE.
LIST TRUSS -- THE QUEEN SAID, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE,
AND DIED. >> Stephen: THAT IS A FACT, A
BLUE CHECK ON THAT FACT RIGHT THERE!
>> I'M GO $8 OFTEN ME RIGHT THERE.
YOU CAN BLUE CHECK THAT FACT. >> Stephen: EVERYONE KNOWS
HOW TO COURTESY, RIGHT? >> I'M A PEASANT, NO.
RICHIE SUNAK WENT TO WESTMINSTER SCHOOL, THERE WAS EVERY CHANCE
WAS TAUGHT TO COURTESY. I JUST BOW, WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
>> THANK YOU, GET ME THE BIGGEST TURKEY YOU CAN.
I WILL! (LAUGHTER)
>> I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO EXPECTATIONS OF RICHIE SUNAK OF
BEING ANYTHING OTHER THAN A DISASTER BUT WE'LL SEE.
>> Stephen: YOU STAY THERE I'M DO A COMMERCIAL AND WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN OLIVER EVERYBODY.