Are we gonna put that on my face? Oh, I'm gonna I get your eyebrows! Oh my god, this is the worst day of my life. hey guys my name is Sam and welcome to "We Said Whaaat?"
I'm gonna send this email and then we're gonna get started. okay come with me
so here at Cosmo I'm the assistant to the editor-in-chief okay cool and the
editorial assistant which means I pretty much do all kinds of crazy sh*t but some of
the crazy sh*t I do is I have access to archives on archives of vintage Cosmos
wow she's so cute see what I mean like for real. so in this
show we're gonna like dive really deep into the archives and we're gonna go
through the magazines and we're gonna pull some crazy tips and tricks that we
recommended back in the 70s, 80s, 90s, early 2000s and just give them a shot.
Joining me today is a surprise guest Hannah B from The Bachelor and The
Bachelorette. It's me! So you have now appeared on The
Bachelor and The Bachelorette which means you're definitely a love and
relationship expert, so is Cosmo I'm wondering if you took any of our tips
and tricks to use in your seasons. Actually, t I do think I probably looked up some
stuff I don't know how well it worked out for me
but I got great experience. They say it's either a good date or a good story I
have lots of stories lots of stories. We're gonna start with September of 1978
there's anything exciting. Okay cool coping with wrinkles things that cause
wrinkles unnecessary use of your facial muscles like frowning or blinking
nervously during conversation. What? Are you supposed to like be able to
control how much you but now without botox okay
now I'm like stress frowning I feel like I'm getting wrinkles from this. Ok.
inadequate reading light that forces you to strain so luckily, we're well lit today
this is actually written by Mario how do you say it Mario Badescu no you yeah it
has the great pimple stuff and the facial mistake on that it's like a rose
water it's great for now thank you yeah okay well he's like super famous so this
has to be legit. For a high protein formula or amino acid try the
following: boil a white potato remove the skin and mash the neat. Add one egg yolk, six drops of
vitamin E and enough fresh whole milk to make a paste. lukewarm water follow with moisturizer cream okay
Not to be that girl, but I feel like we need to try this.
This is the first person I've ever worked with that is so much like me that were like scary. you're a Libra
I dated a Libra and I dumped him because he was a Libra! My rising sign is Scorpio.
oh my gosh people say Scorpios are evil, you know that right?
no but I kind of am a little. thank that's there that makes it more fun
you're like don't mess with me I don't create peace around me, I don't.
I'm a drama mama. Exactly, so I'm not a Libra. okay step number one for a
high protein formula rich in amino acids try the following boil a white potato
okay that's done. add one egg yolk okay thank you mm-hmm okay
yes I've watched I watch the Food Network 1 or 2 times at the nail salon.
okay six drops of vitamin E yeah Are we going to put that on my face? I think we're gonna put this on your face. jelly
okay when I was a nothing and six jobs the vitamin E and skin okay let's be
gentle with the vitamin E. vitamin E it's like good for your face. Probably, but what
happens oh my god I'm ready for this like to just
fly all right take it take it off no you actually take the lid off I don't feel
like this drops: one two, five six. one for good measure! okay well for the record guys we're not
don't eat this at home. actually, can you eat Vitamin E? I feel like vitamin E is just good for
everything I don't I don't even know exactly what skin oil. Now that looks
delicious. I don't cook. I don't think the way you're holding that are you like it's awkward
completely obviously I don't do this.
oh and enough fresh whole milk to make a paste. Oh, good catch. maybe you do cook! it's
not even a taste did this I know it doesn't smell good. This does not smell nice.
Are you ready for this? because. I'm not. no but I'm like really good it's a great jacket
yeah soon-to-be mashed potato jacket.
oh and I'm gonna get your eyebrows how'd we do
no wrinkles so what issue is that September this is September in 1992
okay we're looking at The Bachelor of the month
his name is Sam Gershenbaum okay okay great
hey looks like Nicolas Cage but like in his prime time oh my gosh you can write him
you can write this guy oh my gosh like this is like the bumble
before bumble this is like The Bachelor before the bachelor and the
Bachelorette before The Bachelor football but oh wow but you can write like the
girl writes first it's bumble like this is bumble. Oh cuuuute Sam from hitting the beach to
pumping up at gym after shift Oh what he won't tolerate lying same. True
I always find out the truth, me too. and then he says for pretty outdoorsy non fibbers to
write him and he left his PA box oh pretty outdoorsy non fibbers. I mean I eat bugs and
look cute I am pretty open to at least trying a bite of anything
Its squirting, its squirting. What'd they taste like? probably a little worse than the mash potato face okay lets find more
ways to have ravishing eyes ravaging. that's that's the word in here
amazing with it so it says to revive tired eyes
you should cover them with chamomile tea bags first steep them and then let them
cool okay cucumber and Kiwi slices do whole thing so we're gonna do that. Is it hot?
Flaming hot tea bags on my eyes are all right you know. Yeah its fine. Are we fancy? So these are all steeped and cooled. I feel calm not even a little bit panicky. good because you dont have mashed potatoes on your face
refreshed if that's possible you look great you look really relaxed I
I dont know what to do with these cucumbers but I feel like the kiwi just go on top Oh I feel even more refreshed. I am really relaxed okay I think I'm done oh yeah. I don't know the
layers of what's happening here yeah that's, you got them oh my god
it's like waking up in a whole new world do I have mascara on my eyes? a little bit but but I'd
be careful it looks like a late night after a bar crawl right what kind of bar
crawls do you go to that has mash potatoes. So do you think mario was right? mario's always right always huh I mean
especially like Cosmo is always right and I feel like we did a great job
I feel like they knew what they were talking about even then I mean I look I look great. You look awesome
wait can you put the extra mashed potatoes on my face later
oh yeah well do that later sleepover its happening
I'll bring the rose. Ill bring the rose water. I'll bring the Rose a water okay well thank you for
being here today so much fun I feel younger if that's even possible
uh-huh you look like a baby thank you this has been life-changing we'll do
mash potatoes later right you guys make sure you hit the subscribe
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and yeah maybe tell us in the comments what other vegetables you want sam to put on her face
great