Okay, this is it.
You sure you wanna do this?
[both laughing]
Hello, Mrs. Ross!
Why, hello, Mr. Rachel!
Whoa!
Oh, my God.
Come on, Pheebs, hurry! Hurry, hurry up!
Okay, okay.
Oh, my God!
Is everybody getting married?
No running in the chapel.
Hey, don't you give me any of your..
- Hey! - Hi!
- Hey! - Hey.
What are you guys doin' here?
Ross and Rachel left us a message
saying they were gettin' married.
Isn't that why you guys are here?
- Yes. Well, yes.. - Yes.
Why else would we be here?
Well, what happened? Did we miss it?
We actually missed it.
Well, maybe you wouldn't have
if you could run in the chapel!
- This is insane. - What's the big deal?
You know, it's not like it's a real marriage.
You, what?
Yeah, if you get married in Vegas
you're only married in Vegas.
What are you talking about?
If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere.
Really?
'Yeah.'
Oh, my God!
Eh, well.
Listen, I gotta talk to you.
Sure. What's up?
Monica and I almost got married last night.
Oh, my God!
That's huge! Hey!
Wait a minute.
Why wasn't I invited?
And who was gonna be your best man?
Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross.
Look, I just don't think that Monica and I
are ready to get married yet, you know?
I mean, I love her and everything but..
Seeing Ross and Rachel come out of that chapel was like a..
Like a wake-up call
that Monica and I are moving so fast, you know, and..
[sighs]
How do I tell her without crushing her?
Yeah. Oh!
Tell her she's not marriage material.
What?
Girls say it to me all the time.
And believe me if she's anything like me
she's just gonna be relieved.
How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon?
I mean, it's-it's gonna break his heart.
He's gonna think I don't love him anymore.
- Well, you don't. - Yes, I do.
Well, good, good. I was just testing you.
- Hi. - Oh, hi, hi.
You know, we were just talking about bacon.
No, we were talking about tennis.
Tennis is more believable.
So, what do you think we should do?
I don't know.
I-I-I know I love you.
I know I love you.
[both chuckles]
So, where are we on the whole going-back-to-the-place
where-they-have-all- the-marriages thing?
I love you.
Well, that's a good question, um.
Well, last night we let the dice decide.
Maybe we should leave it up to fate again.
I love you.
Yes, we don't get married unless there's a sign, okay?
So, say, uh...say you roll another eight
then there is a definite sign
that we should get married.
Alright, eight, we get married
but two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten
eleven, twelve, we don't get married.
- Sounds great. - Okay.
Okay, we got a shooter.
Money, please.
- You ready? - Ready.
Come on, eight.
Yes, yes, eight.
(male #1) 'Eight, easy eight.'
Wow, I can't believe I actually rolled an eight.
That was so unlikely.
Well, let's get married!
- I guess. - Hey, wait.
That wasn't a hard eight. Last night I rolled a hard eight.
That's right, it was the wrong kind of eight.
No wedding! Damn it!
[both groaning]
- I wanted it so bad! - Yeah!
- Want to go pack? - Yeah.
We're doin' the right thing, right?
Oh, of course we are.
We left it up to fate.
If we were supposed to get married
there would be a clear-cut sign.