[AUTOMATIC CAPTIONS BY YOUTUBE®] hello I've been temporarily doing things a
little differently to put out more content through the week do our tiny bit
to try to entertain fine chip dippers like you during lockdown yeah I wish
our web cam had been locked down from Puppyfractic
so this is what puppyfractic just did this is the chat laptop yeah live
TV folks now for when things return to normal I have a growing list of over two
years worth of the type of recipodes you know and love but right now seems as
good a time as any to answer two questions I get asked a lot can I show
all the Ashley stuff including outtakes and unseen bits and how did I even meet
the oh so helpful shop assistant with a chipper smile so here by popular demand
is Ashleyfractic raw and uncut including some unseen clips and we'll
start by answering have we met well that's easy
I basically caught her on film see I was retro writing my Atari 400 and before it
went a bit wrong and streaky I thought it'd be funny to walk into a shop nobody
would expect to know about such things but actually discover that they did miss
the whole gag really here's what followed about 30 seconds after I met
Ashley practic for the first time ever
excuse me um do you have any good solutions for retro brighting and Atari
400 that's good for Ataris cool thank you so much
Thank You Ashley it's a fun thing there is you can kind of hear her pause while
she tries to remember the word Ataris
that's good for Ataris cool thank you so much I give her 400 out of 400 for that
so yeah as you may have guessed I'd kind of scripted the gags in advance
- he was so great about adding to the ideas and improving around them so when
I wanted a clip to encourage people to vote for Lego to release the full-size
like a Commodore 64 I thought I'd tried to build on our friendship
excuse me hi hey you've got a good memory how are you kids I have a quick
question another question due to the lego Commodore 64 oh so they
don't mess they don't do it again without lady on the phone okay yeah and
let's do it I still like you don't remember me
just in case with people who haven't seen like the previous one what is will
wing it all right
excuse me due to the lego commodore 64
okay thanks anyway I guess I'll have to buy what is this it may be a favorite
but it's not a Commodore 64 hey I like your thinking what do they call these
things don't forget now
I should know understand I remember the name pork that's it I really should have
known that and at this point I didn't even have Ashley's number don't tell
Papa practic so I'd go to the store with no idea if she was even working but most
times I eventually found her as with this time when I went back and we went
from Lego stacks to mechs all right good how are you great
I hope you can help me I need a replacement keyboard table for a
Macintosh classic for the Macintosh classic we only have how it takes the
strain I thought it was inverted No okay and you definitely don't sell those all
right thanks anyway that's cool let's do it one more time and
oh hey good how are you good a quick question I need a replacement
cable for a Macintosh classic keyboard do you have those no the mic takes a
straight one that might be where I'm going wrong cool thank you by the way do
you want to say hi to your fans let's go you want to say I'll say don't say hi to
your fans you can say hi please like and subscribe okay now I just did up settle
I'll put it on the end what a great sport and I will indeed put it on the
end by the way if you want to make your own Mac to USB or any other kind of PCP
I recommend PCB way they make the whole process streamlined and simple because
speaking of Ashley as we all know PCB way stands for please come back where
are you
now here's a couple of takes from a classic Ashley moment when I bolted back
forget some nuts excuse me you're nuts you know like nuts and bolts
for an Amiga 600 silly me
excuse me you're nuts no I mean like nuts and bolts trying to make it 600 you
know like the computer it came from another man Amica yeah be perfect my
other man's Amiga what yeah I don't get it either and I wrote it and sometimes
if I had more than one idea in mind we'd film two bits in the same day while the
same ten minutes his years after a quick scene change yeah we just walked to a
different aisle quick question do you sell the Commodore Plus they stopped
selling it 85 that's wrong guy wrong that's quite recently then okay well
thanks anyway yeah yeah how about some bloopers from the time I reviewed a new
Commodore cartridge this one involved some props - yeah I can't add these all
around the store and carefully place them in position
definitely got a few funny looks excuse me hi I'm give the mini gang cart what's
that it's a gang of you know like it's it's like the final cart three yeah
let's do that a little bit again it's this I got it wrong so it's called the
final card so you're safe oh yeah yeah it's the final cart we have we can just
we can pick it up ya know it it's like the final card
that's no not like a car it's like the cartridge or the commodore 64 we have to
get it from poland how do you know all this stuff it's very suspicious
okay by the way I have something clear just the gift say thank you buy yourself
a nice meal to Ashley Frank from Perry factors Cheers superstar you're welcome
you're very welcome I picked it up off the shelf so make sure you pay for it on
your way out
I'm just kidding here's the receipt all right I'm gonna go to Poland now you're
welcome see ya yes tell your family
we'll go together come on let's go wait speaking of cars
what on earth is going on behind her here one man pushes a cart while a
smaller identically dressed man climbs inside it welcome to Walmart chaps soon
it was time to treat Ashley to lunch it's tax deductible right and discussed
bringing Ashley into the studio to make ask Ashley and Ashley reax check out the
links in the description or at the end of this video if you missed them and
while filming Ashley reacts it turned out puppy factor was a bit of a fan too
she's showing off
speaking of puppy practic our dogs where do the nose check
and I had a lot of fun editing ask Ashley as well and some people say it's
because my accent but you definitely have hello it was speak English oh yeah
yeah that was a no-brainer for the thumbnail but when I sadly got worms no
that's not why I'm in quarantine it was time to head back to Walmart not to the
pharmacy silly to the fishing aisle
huh
excuse me do you have worms no the game do you have the game the game worms it's
called it's called worms it's a game video game oh you do have worms
so you do have worms that's cute yeah and when I found out this was actually
her last ever day of work it made sense to try and film as many different bits
for future videos as I could I mean it's not like she gets fired at that point
any ideas actually yes is plugged in yes it's turned on I know that's a good idea
do you Phillips screwdriver I do but you have to give now this stage her
colleagues actually knew she was kind of famous like this guy who definitely knew
what was going on as for this guy oh he looks Perry Perry suspicious indeed well
we're still here on her final day so time to write a quick gag event
Commodore keycaps skipping right
do you sell c64 keys
what's this not 64 keys I need a key for a Commodore 64 for the keyboard Lego oh
yeah good idea Thanks and with my April Fool's Day
video coming up about the +4 mini ya know it's real it was time to fool
around for one of the last times
excuse me hey do you have the Commodore +4 Mini
no but you'll never guess really how many and being an extended
sheet meant that I had to follow her around and get out of the way when a
real customer suddenly approached
awkward ok let's try that again is an unseen pun about those that expect
you're mixed I say pun because gosh I love that machine excuse me right you
sell the Commodore one one six cuz they're not as good
Thank You next and all too soon it was time to film the last ever Ashley
frantic clip which is probably just as well seeing as she called security on me
excuse me hi I'm Giselle ozone no I won't generators that I can make my own
eyes own
and there as they say is all she wrote filmed
thank you so much to Ashlee fractus the whole of this and I know we all wish her
well in our ongoing new endeavors and like I said the door is always open
she's welcome back any time but let me know if you enjoyed this little
departure from the norm and whether you'd like to see more like it
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