me turtles can't jump
i just want to go back to a point you made a turtles don't jump they do if you throw them
on a trampoline i think people have probably been talking about madonna adopting a baby in africa uh
she's adopted a baby scores a lot of fuss well he has kind of won the orphanage lottery doesn't he
had a regular lottery in the orphanage scratch cards they went oh you're gonna be saved by
madonna she didn't be qualified early because he wasn't an orphan it was like an about african
orphan idol she noted into the last 12 she went for the final which was this last week
which was some sort of conscious like a bunny baby concerts went to the local warwicks in malawi
but he should have been disqualified because he's not an orphan the kids it does seem weird
that he's got a dad yeah if he said in the press the the saddest thing about it is the
fact that he's gonna be in the papers every day so that madonna and guy won't get the
luxury that other adopted parents have which is to tell him exactly what happened in their own
time but i can't help thinking from a very early age he's going to realize isn't he
going to get to like 10 or 11 and go uh listen some that's not right here
mom dad two questions one are you my real parents and two how come there's no mirrors in this house
i thought it's my face you bought the 5 000 pound rocking horse i'd really like to see that comic
relief appeal with it just 5 000 pounds and get a rocking horse for a child in africa the other
thing she did was she decorated his room in a jungle style it's true that's a questionable taste
i think why does she just adopt like 60 000 orphan kids and then total sell sellout wherever she goes
he's thinking rich they don't know that american pie is a
i'm still angry about american party i was angry about it the first time i heard it we heard it
trotted out again 20 years later all 73 verses i'll tell you something else snakes can't jump
and the jedi can't sing madonna can't sing
what do you think of madonna she's a bit high maintenance
i like her but to be honest a whole week's news on her adopting the child oh who cares
you're not big brother
so were you looking for more news about what was going on in kazakhstan this week
i'm not getting the bottom list just madonna but you've managed to get more
attention than madonna in a very short space of time so you're more fabulous
oh thanks i thought you know her performance at live eight was when she was swearing well
that's not very good you know example to set your kids because she actually showed up with a live
action on the stage said are you i think that's what she's going to be like on the school run
she's an english lady now she's an english lady yeah she's fooling no one is the villain jimmy
don't you claim to be irish i don't claim i try and hide it i'll tell you huh i'm irish i'm about
as irish as you i'm more aroused than you'll ever be what oh god then i will kind of die
from home
okay well let's have a look and see if madonna's
adoption is one of the most talked about things this week
you