- We are here to drink balls.
- What?
Bubble Tea? Is it?
- Nah. It's literally we're drinking balls.
Blended testicles.
(jazz music)
Is it Bawl Soda or Bawls Soda?
- [Producer] Bawls Soda.
- Bawls Soda.
- Cream Soda.
- Yeah. It's something that looks green.
- Green?
- Bright green.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- I'm not used to caffeinated drinks though.
- Are you not?
- Not really.
- You are going to be bouncing.
- I have a coffee in the morning and that's about it.
- Ooh guarana.
- Ooh it's blue! Oh!
- This looks like the stuff that you get
in like first class on an airline,
when you ask for water.
- The bottle is weird.
- It's quite ball-y.
- The telephone box thing.
You know it, and it goes back in time before.
- [Woman Off-Camera] Doctor Who?
- Yes! That looks like one of them things.
- But it looks like something you get at a sex store.
Like it's in a sleek blue color.
- Ow!
- I'd be so upset if I can't open this and you can.
- Yeah that's tight man.
- Ah!
- Here you go.
- Aha! I am a man you see!
- This smells delicious.
- Yeah it's Cream Soda, look at that.
- It's very, very fizzy.
- It's a pity we don't have alcohol with this actually.
(laughing)
- ♪ (indistinct) ♪
(laughing)
- (indistinct)
(snorts)
- I have never felt bubbles in my nose like that.
- The bubbles.
Oh yeah, cheers.
- Oh, it's gorgeous.
- Yeah?
- It's smooth.
- It just tastes like sugary water.
- Those bubbles, they run down your tongue nicely.
I like that.
- It would be great as a mixer, wouldn't it?
- Mm.
- It's a bit of a classy bastard drink.
Like you wouldn't be dropping your Jagermeister into that
and sculling it.
- High levels of caffeine!
- I do regret drinking it all.
It's not nice, it's very bland.
It's boring.
It's boring!
- Ah, come on.
We're going to be bouncing off the wall
if you keep giving us guarana.
(laughing)
High caffeine beverages.
- My favorite color's orange.
So I'm super excited right now.
- And do you have your orange...
- I do indeed.
- Looks like you put some Skittles in it and shook it.
- Are you caffeine intolerant?
- No I love caffeine, but I get carried away on it.
Do you know what I mean?
- It's not as impressive as the blue Bawls for some reason.
But I love blue.
- Oh, you be dissing me orange.
- Ah!
What the hell was that?
Did you clap on the table?
- The Irish flag.
- Oh yeah.
Green, white and orange.
Get the orange over that side.
(laughing)
- That was Sean clapping.
- Oh sorry. It was the sound clap.
- We're the Irish flag right now.
- We're the white and that's the green.
(laughing)
- It's not working.
- High fructose corn syrup.
A chapter of my thesis is on high fructose corn syrup.
- Is it?
- Yeah.
- It's real orange soda man.
(pouring)
- It's a lovely "glug" off that bottle.
- It's like a nice...
I thought I was going to have
that little thing to it at the end.
- You already gone for it, didn't you?
(giggle)
- The shittiest of shit
- The cheapest of the cheap.
- If I didn't drink alcohol, I would have one of these
on a night out cause you'd be wired.
- I want to go back to before we opened it.
- It's ruined now, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- This stuff lasts forever.
- It would definitely survive a nuclear holocaust.
- Yeah.
- Very sweet, I just want to brush my teeth
and I've only had like two sips.
The two of them already.
- Cue the comments, "Oh, actually it wouldn't
survive a nuclear holocaust because...".
- Imagine how fast you'd drive home after one.
- Not even round two helped.
- I won't be taking this one home.
- No.
- Well, I love cherry flavor.
- (whispers) Oh I hate cherry flavor.
- Oh! It's clear!
- Ooh. I love cherry.
- Why isn't it red?
- ♪ She's my cherry pie. ♪
- Bawls Guarana.
Have they got like an overstock of guarana?
- That must be their thing.
- It does look like a vodka bottle, doesn't it?
And there's smoke coming out.
- ♪ Hit me like a bomb baby, come and get it on. ♪
- Ha!
- Pure white. How is it pure white?
- Do you get the cherry blast smell?
- They look like...
- But it looks like a vodka bottle. Doesn't it?
- It does, yeah.
- Looks like Smirnoff.
- What do they look like Ed?
- Ribbed condoms.
- Aha!
- They do.
- Let's do it together.
I have a feeling this is going to be a hard one to drink.
- Mind your tooth, are you okay?
- It's all right.
Like it tastes like cherry
but I'd like a bit more cherry.
- It's very sweet.
- It's so sweet.
- The smell of it's actually stronger than the taste of it.
- Pretty lovely. I like that.
- What?
- It's beautiful. It's my favorite thing ever.
(laughing)
- Gives you the clicks.
- I can't put that in my mouth.
- We got the best one first
so this is...
- Yeah those type of flavors would be kicking it off here.
- I'm really disappointed.
I was hoping for more cherry.
- It doesn't deserve the red color I thought it would be.
- Should they just put a cherry in the bottle?
Would that be nice?
- Mm.
- If someone's faded
and they need to run three marathons straight after,
you give them that.
- Yeah.
- And they'd do it.
- With energy to spare.
- Definitely would.
- It's green! I knew there'd be a green one.
- Ireland!
Oh no!
- Oh, ginger yeah!
- Ginger? I don't like ginger.
- Why?
- Because I just don't like it.
- I've got high hopes for this one.
- ♪ I've got high hopes. ♪
- Ginger is never green.
- Yeah, that actually looks like a bottle of Heineken.
- But you don't like cherry either?
- No.
- You're a picky-eater.
- I'm not really, I'll eat anything.
- Is the liquid going to be green?
I think it's going to be me clear, man.
- Aha!
- You got this.
Nice.
- Now you want me to open it?
I'll open it.
You got to go.
- Ginger biscuits.
- Oh, delicious.
- Yuck!
- What?
- At least my bottle's open.
- Don't. Don't!
- It's got a weird tinge to it.
- It's got a urine tinge.
- Yeah, it does.
- Smells like fairy liquid.
- Oh I'm going to like this.
I don't know what flavor this is.
- It's lovely.
- It's nice?
- It's really nice.
- Yeah?
- That's very subtle ginger taste.
It's not gingery at all.
- That's not bad.
- Oh, that's lovely.
I love that.
That's not gingery at all.
- It's so sugary.
- That'd be nice with a whiskey.
- You can't drink whiskey though.
- I shouldn't drink whiskey.
(laughing)
- It's nice. They've really got the flavors right.
Even the ones I wasn't too keen on.
- It does taste like something
you'd you'd have when you're sick.
- Tastes like medicine.
- It's almost like warm Prosecco.
- I still wouldn't buy them though.
- No, would absolutely buy none of them.
- It's grand, isn't it?
- Yeah. But even if they were a dollar, I'd be like "no".
- There's a lot of sugar.
- But I'm real giddy.
- Yeah. But I've definitely had worse energy drinks.
- Like you know the way some energy drinks...
(stumbles over words)
- Oh! Bala-Bap!
- You know what?
They had the smell factor.
They all had nice, really good smells to them though.
- I think a guarana needs to be regulated.
(laughing)
And there needs to be an education program.
- My favorite one is this.
I want to make a perfume out of the smell of this.
And spray it in my nose all the time.
Smells so good.
- If I was you, I would take an energy drink
and see how many times you can press subscribe in a minute.
And then try and beat that record.
And press the bell!
See him, he's nice, press the bell.
But make sure you land on
that you did.