-♪ I love my grandma so much ♪ -Of course.
-♪ I know she loves me, too ♪
-♪ But thanks to this stupid virus,
there are some new grandma rules ♪
-♪ Don't touch grandma, leave her alone ♪
♪ You can spend a quarter to call her on the phone ♪
-♪ 'Cause grandmas like to pinch your cheeks
and kiss your head and hug ♪
♪ But I don't want my grandma catching any superbug ♪
-♪ So don't touch grandma ♪
♪ Keep it to Zoom ♪
♪ Or learn to play canasta from across the room ♪
♪ Grandmas want to knit you sweaters
and to bake you cookies ♪
♪ But you must tell your grandma,
"No touchy, just looky" ♪
-♪ Don't touch grandma ♪
♪ Give her some space ♪
♪ Even if your grandma wants to go to second base ♪
-♪ And when this thing is over ♪ -Yes.
-♪ You and she can play ♪ -No.
-But for now...
-♪ You still can smell her grandma smell from 6 feet away ♪
Hey!