You are irrational guy.
It's what I'm trying to say.
You are the same guy that got us kicked out of camp ground the day early?
The guy that decided it was a good idea to get really drunk.
Started hacking away at trees in the National Forest?
I get it. That was not me.
Although, to be fair, it like...
I thought it was kinda funny at first. I did, I did...
It's really fun in general.
Only when you're drunk it's really fun!
Yeah!
But, you know... What you're doing was illegal.
Yeah, that's probably true.
Oh, yeah! That's the sound I wanna hear.
What's that?
Oh, we are back in service.
Oh, nice!
The flash flood that toured through North Sea San Bernardino County yesterday has left many in shock.
El Mirage camp ground is the first to turn all missing visitors presumed dead.
Authorities already fear that most of the bodies will not be recovered.
Oh, that's weird.
Will be held this Tuesday for the victims.
Hey, what was the name of the campsite we were at?
The campsite. Mirage or something?
Yeah, El Mirage.
El Mirage.
Dude, this is crazy stuff.
What is? What's going on?
I think people are just playing a prank on me or some...
What are they saying?
Oh, they are saying that, like, I die and so...
But it's got a nice little crazy built to it.
Like, at first, like, I got a bunch of texts that are like:
"Where are you? Are you okay? Tell me it's not that!"
But then they get more and more detailed. I'm telling you! These ten voicemails...
Five of them are from my mom. They got my mom involved in this prank.
Which is super dark!
Okay, what's happening, buddy?
The guy on the radio! He said there was a flash flood at El Mirage campsite! Everyone's dead!
What?
El Mirage campsite! The campsite we were at. That we were supposed to still be at last night.
We are dead!
Oh! Oh my God! Now I totally get what were you saying.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, wait! Those texts!
Exactly!
The messages, that wasn't a joke.
Everyone thinks that we are dead!
Oh, that makes sense! It wasn't funny at all!
That's what I'm saying!
My mom thinks I'm dead?
Yes!
I gotta call my mom!
Oh, wait! No!
What the fuck, man?
Sorry, shit. Okay, hold on.
I'll get it! Hold on.
Did you see where it went?
I don't even know, I don't even know!
Got it!
Found it!
I found it!
Yeah.
I got it! Completely destroyed. It's shattered.
Sorry!
What is wrong with you?
Okay, hear me out. I got an idea.
I don't think we should go back.
What?
I'm thinking let's let them keep thinking what they're already thinking, that we're dead.
Let's just stay dead!
Are you fucking high right now?
Just high on life or death, I guess. I don't know, on life and death, new life...
You're fucking with me?
That's great, man! You know I'm gullible...
I'm being serious!
Oh, okay! You think it would be fun to stay dead?
Yes!
Okay, well, what about everyone that cares about us. You know...
Like my mom. Yeah! Let's let my mom cry.
I wanna go out on a limb and say you have a really thought this through.
Let's take a step back. Logistically, how would we live?
What do you mean?
Everyone thinks we are dead.
Okay?
So, we can go home, can't access our bank accounts. What about our IDs?
Yeah!
Sure, sure! Okay, now let's brainstorm this, okay.
No, I don't really want to.
Oh, for like, living and kind of work thing you can find a guy with, like, a farm and a barn.
Oh, yeah?
And we can just sleep in his barn cos he likes us.
He just wants us to hang out and chat with him,
and drink beers, and like talk about the fucking woods.
Okay, that's a bit of a flawed plan.
But realistically, we could, like, start a garden somewhere.
Like, can you garden?
Yeah? Okay!
Cultivate the land.
We'll connect with that part of ourselves...
Sure, sure.
Right! What should we... Yeah! We can figure out all those nitty-gritty details later.
The important thing is - let's keep the good times going.
And we don't have anything to go back home to.
Let's just fucking get out there, live our lives for the first time!
Stop doing shit we don't wanna do anymore.
I want to know why we're doing it .
What do you mean?
What is your reason for all intensive purposes staying dead?
I told you! It'll be fun! It'll be cool!
Everyone's got their reasons! I mean...
I've got my reasons, obviously, I mean... Number one I'm nowhere near where I want to be in my life
and I'm like platoing and you know how I know that?
It's because all of a sudden I like balance, okay?
That's when people start going crazy, man? That's some American...
You like balance?
Yeah, I like normalcy.
Right now life is like a seesaw and, and without seeing or sawing...
And you know what? That's where I'm at!
Okay? I don't wanna be normal, I wanna be unique.
Honestly, I'm gonna tell you right now!
I like this! I like this honesty!
I like this drive! I like this feeling right now!
Okay!
Jesus! I think I've just convinced myself to stay dead.
So we're good!
Oh, we are so good!
That was a good turn around!
Yeah!
I think we're good!
I think we're good too, think you man! Back at you!
Okay, great!
So?
What?
I felt like I needed to reveal something first, but now that I've opened up about everything emotionally,
time for you to return the favor, c'mon, man!
Oh, you talking...
Yeah, time to tell me your reason, man.
I see what you're doing. You got a reason I wanna hear it.
Well, it's... I really...
Just say your reason, man!
I'd rather....
Just say it!
I shit my pants at work!
Alright?
Seriously?
Yeah.
Pooped my pants.
After everything I just said, opening up to you emotionally,
your only reason for leaving is the fact that you shit your pants at work?
Yes, yes. That's my reason!
Unreal.
It was unreal! Alright? It was fucking terrible!
I had this stomach thing...
And I had to take a shit but I couldn't, cos someone was in there, and the door was locked, I couldn't get in.
And I was just fucking standing there, and is just came out of me!
And I shit all over myself, and everyone knew, everyone's talking, everyone's smelled it.
Everyone's grossed out and laughing, and I... I can't go back there!
Alright? I can't go back there! I can't look them in the face!
I mean, that sounds terrible, man!
It was.
Listen, I know we're all adults here but, like, you're a man.
Pooped my pants.
I mean, that's just fucked up, man.
And I shouldn't have pushed.
Okay.
I really shouldn't have pushed.
It's okay, thank you.
Because in the end it doesn't matter where we've been,
it matters where we're going.
Right!
Yeah, it's good!
Wait, so...
Are we really about to go do this?
Let's do this! Let's get dead!
Oh, shit!
Let's get dead! That's awesome, right? Did you just come up with that?
Yes, I did!
I was like... So, like, ashamed and depressed there for a second, but you just jacked me right up with that line!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah! Let's do this, man!
I am so excited about life! Is that I were to say? I don't care. I legged it.
You gotta to the passenger's out there.
That's our chance to really take accountability, man. Our community garden is gonna be off the hook.
First off, we gotta grow gourds because they have multiple functions. Also cherry tomatoes...
And fine! We don't need to decide right now.
We're gonna go either way, doesn't matter. We'll figure it out.
Alright! You know what?
We aren't doing any of that shit. Alright? That sounds really stupid.
What you're talking about? No, it doesn't.
No, you're saying all the wrong stuff. That's all wrong!
Oh, okay! So what are we gonna do?
Get round here, get drunk, do some crazy shit, no rules!
Perfect, you just nailed it! That's exactly it!
I was being facetious, okay? How is not a plan?
That's the point! There is no plan! It's not a plan, alright?
I don't wanna fuck in getting a community garden.
Have all sorts of different responsibilities like:
"Oh, you got the gourds and I got the cherry tomatoes."
I hate fucking cherry tomatoes, man.
If you wanna grow heirlooms that's cool too.
That's not the point! There's no plan, that's the only way we do this, alright?
No plan, no rules. That the only way this works.
No.
I don't think I can do that.
Alright, fine! So then, maybe, this is where we go our separate ways?
What?
I need it, like...
It sounds like we want different things out of this, right?
So... Why force ourselves to do things we don't want to do?
Maybe, we just do our own thing?
Wow! Okay.
So, we just go our separate ways and do our own thing?
Yeah, I think that might be the best way to do this.
Well, you know, we don't need to do in now, though.
Yeah!
You know what I mean?
Like, we can go to the first town... We can stay together for a little bit.
Of course! Yeah, I mean, what you gonna do? Just leave me here?
Right, cos it's my car.
Of course!
I'm not gonna leave you.
I can, at least, give you a ride somewhere.
Yeah! It doesn't matter your barn idea, my community garden idea...
These are just the first ideas we've had.
Right!
Eventually, we'll figure something out.
We'll find something that works out for both of us.
Perfect!
There you go! Great point!
Aha.
Alright great! Let's go! Let's do it!
Oh, you know what?
One thing I'm looking forward that I forgot to bring up earlier?
What?
Our funerals, dude.
We can go to our funeral, like in the skies or something.
We could fucking watch people, like, moan us.
That's, literally, the best thing I've ever heard.
Right?
Hey, guys!
Holy shit, hey!
Oh, God! I forgot you're back there.
What?
I'm sorry, I was sleeping. We've just been driving forever.
Yeah, yeah!
Jesus Christ!
Right!
So, overall we're looking at overall life satisfaction for the most part.
Yeah, I'm just.. I'm happy, very happy.
Really?
Yeah.
That's great, I'm so happy for you.
Why are, you guys, asking all these weird questions?
Well...
Shit!