- Dude, It's like so rough to be eating a lovely breakfast
with your family and just look over,
and just this, this 50 pound dog has
like a giant, red boner and the kids were like,
"What's that? What's going on?"
I'm like, "I don't know. I don't know if he feels good."
- This is What a Joke with Tom Papa
and Fortune Feimster on Netflix is a Joke Radio.
Congratulations on Moxie on Netflix
- Oh, thank you, man.
It's funny. It's really sweet.
It's got such a resonant message.
I love, like, high school movies.
I just always have
since, like, Risky Business since I was a kid,
and it's just like, it's nice to see a movie
about like nice people, you know what I mean?
And, it felt just like when I watched it for the first time,
I kind of just forgot about the last year.
I just kind of forgot about the world a little bit
but yeah, It's really sweet.
My daughter saw it,
and then, like,
she saw the first half and then went upstairs
and, like, made this collage with like pictures
of her friends that was, like, "girls are everything".
It was like so fucking cute.
- I haven't seen it yet,
but I saw the trailer, and I'm psyched to watch it
with my daughters who are 18 and 16.
And, it literally ,your role, just in the clip,
and the trailer was like, Oh,
that's my life being surrounded
by very powerful, intelligent young women,
and you don't know,
and everything you do, you're afraid is wrong.
- Yes, that is 100%. That's true.
Like I have a seven-year-old, a five-year-old
and a two-year-old, and it's all girls,
and it's the same thing.
At least your daughters are old enough
where they know things,
and they can tell you you're wrong.
Mine don't, and they still tell me I'm wrong.
We're in the same boat.
- It'll develop.
They'll articulate it and, and throw new terms at you,
and you will be a disaster.
- I did see a tweet the other day that just
perfectly encapsulates parenthood, where this guy is like
"I asked my daughter what she wanted for dinner tonight",
and she said "Not a burned quesadilla",
because in the summer of 2019,
I mildly overcooked one side of her quesadilla.
I saw that and I was like "That's exactly right."
- You're still holding onto that. Yes.
- Yes.
I have a few other tweets I'd like to read out to you guys.
Give me a few minutes here. Let me pull them up.
That's amazing, Your daughters will love it.
Your daughters will love it.
- There's nothing better than,
honestly, being in a house full of daughters is just,
it's all kidding aside, it is really so fantastic.
- It's made me such a better person, like, it's so joyful.
We recently got a puppy, a boy puppy, and I was like, "Yes!
Male energy in the house, whatever."
And like, all he does is have sex with everyone's leg.
And I'm like, dude,
can you not, like, we're at a different level here?
Wake up.
- We've evolved, hello.
- That's so 2007
- Mike, if I may, I just want to say
that if this is what feminism is, then I really support it.
I mean, no complaints from me or Jay, right?
No complaints from the football team at all.
- I also have no complaints. Not no complaints,
I have no comment because this seems like a women's issue.
And I'm going to respectfully just stay out of it.
- Seriously! Gosh, this is so convenient for you.
You get to just say, this is a women's issue.
So you don't ever actually have to do anything, right?
- That's fair.
I could do more.
I
I'm noticing someone filming right now,
and I'm going to humbly ask maybe
that you can turn the phone off
because not because I'm hiding anything
because, do you understand I'm in a tight spot?
- You know what you don't understand?
This dress code thing may seem like whatever to you.
It may seem like whatever to all of you,
but I'd say it's another way to control women.
And if you're doing nothing,
then you're part of the problem,
so where do you stand with these tank tops, huh?
- Where am I going to stand?
I obviously am going to stand on the side
of equality and freedom for all and in diversity
and to come together as both sides,
the male and the female, the alpha
and the omega, guy and gal.
I have to go to the bathroom so bad. Hold on.
I'm going to check on one thing, but you guys got it.
- Ike and I played a pretty formidable duo.
I mean, we were our own characters,
but we were roommates and best friends on the Mindy project.
- I think when you're looking at TV Duos from 2012
to 2016, Fortune and I are 100% in the conversation.
- We even had a nickname for our characters, Colorgan.
- Colorgan, I don't know which one of y'all,
but someone clogged the toilet.
These are deep cuts for Mindy project fans, Tom.
- You can see them on the bloopers on YouTube.
- Yes, There really are someone,
God bless them, has uploaded.
Just like, like maybe 45 minutes
of outtakes from the Mindy project.
And every once in a while,
I'll get super stoned
and watch them and just laugh my ass off.
- Oh, I got to check it out.
- Oh my God. I'll send you the link.
- How long did you guys do that show together?
- Yeah. So the show is six seasons,
and I think you were there for three or four.
- Three, yeah.
God, it was so fun.
It was so fun,
like, I just finished shooting something,
and like COVID has, like,
stripped away all luxury from a set,
and like, we had it so nice.
Like we would be sitting,
like on our little director's chairs,
and food trucks would be like parked up against the wall.
And like PAs would come in and hand us like fresh beignets,
and I'd have powdered sugar all over my face.
Now you're like, I just finished that scene.
I'm going to run outside, take a sip of water.
I'll be right back, boss.
I feel like I'm in a Max Sennett movie from like 1926.
Oh, god.
- Yeah. I feel like we needed to convince Mindy to
have a Mindy project reunion so we can just eat food trucks.
- Just like eight episodes, go back to the universal lot,
like it could be fun.
- It was the best job.
- Maybe throw a third roommate in.
- This guy, Tom
- Tom is Morgan's friend.
I met him at the dog pound. He was there to kill a dog.
I was there to save it.
We struck up a friendship.
- We did a scene once with like 20 dogs.
It was insane.
- Yeah. It was pretty great.
It was great, like,
for me as I was also a producer on the show,
and it was great for me as an actor
whenever we had dogs on because I was like,
I love dogs and I get to like play with dogs,
but then you'd walk over to the producer's chair,
and we're like, "Fuck! These dogs don't know how to act.
We're way behind."
- I mean, me and my friends were such little assholes.
We protested everything.
One time, someone told our friend, Sarah,
that she smelled, and none of us showered for two weeks.
But how do you know what to do?
Like, how to protest somebody?
We didn't, you know, we made a ton of mistakes.
We argued with each other.
We weren't intersectional enough.
We called our meetings "Powwows".
- But you're glad you did it all, right?
- Of course.
What are you going to do? Nothing?
- I love it anytime you and Amy Poehler team up.
- She is the greatest.
She really is. Just like, she was like,
when I first started improv in Chicago
like in like the mid-nineties,
she had just left to go form the UCB in New York.
And I remember when she,
and some of the UCB came back to teach a workshop
and just like everyone was like,
"Oh, we're in love with her."
She's just like the coolest, funniest, most bad-ass kind
of person, and she's a great director. I never worked
with her as a director, but she's really just like
just very like real and runs it.
Just such a wonderful energy
on set and yeah, she's a dream.
Did you shoot this before the pandemic?
Yes. We shot this at a high school
like a year and a half ago.
A year and a half ago.
- So you got beignets and stuff?
- Oh, the show I just did,
like I lost weight on it because
it used to be like
the craft service is just this big thing where
you can go and graze and shit.
But now it's just
like one dude in like an enclosed mesh snack room.
So, you have to like walk up, and be like
"can I please have two giant bowls of peanut M&M's?",
and like, it's too embarrassing.
So you just ended up being like, I'm good.
- Yeah. It's so embarrassing.
I'm always like, you feel like you can't ask for a lot.
I was like, "Can I have a pack of Cheez-Its? Oh,
and just one more thing,"
and then normally, you'd be grabbing like six things.
- The first, like, three months I had it down
where I was like, I was just getting
like the Don Draper, which is like a cup of black coffee
and one lifesaver.
(hosts laugh)
But then, like, the last few weeks I was like,
"can I have three bags of SUNCHIPS please? Harvest Cheddar."
Yeah, and I just like, ate them over a garbage can.
- Oh, Harvest Cheddar is the best Sunchips.
- Harvest Cheddar is the
French onion is up there. French onion is really good,
but Harvest Cheddar is just a beautiful, also,
I don't know what it is, I swear to God.
I feel like there are more SunChips in a bag
than there are other chips.
I don't know if it's their shape.
I don't know what it is.
It's probably the exact same per, whatever,
Frito-Lay standards, but it feels like
every other chip you eat and you're like, "that's it?"
But SunChips, man, I'm going back three, four times.
I'm like, "wow, you got still got some chip in here."
- They're still goin'.
- Yeah, you guys know,
I signed a deal with SunChips this week, right?
- Yeah.
- This is an ad for SunChips.
- Thank you for letting me.
- Just before you came on,
we were talking about how I gave up chips for Lent,
so whatever, guys, enjoy your SunChips.
- Sorry about that. I'm Jewish.
I'm having a bag later.
- Jesus and I don't need chips.
- Ike, Tom somehow convinced our Jewish producer
to join him on this Lent journey.
- What!
- And I'm like, why are you doing this?
- Hey man, that's a slippery slope.
- Yeah.
- Your producer's gonna come in with ashes next year
and everything.
- Exactly.
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