- BTS. I have no idea.
I've never heard of them.
I don't know what they...
Is it K-pop?
- [Commentator] K-pop.
- It's K-pop. Ugh.
God I hate K-pop.
[DNA by BTS playing]
- We're going to watch some BTS.
- Have you seen it before?
- No. I've heard of them though. Have you?
- I know nothing of them so.
- No? They're, um, Korean.
- I know it's very choreographed.
It's very young. I know they're super strict
about like the way they look and act and all that stuff.
- How can you hate K-pop?
- It's the worst. It's so happy and fun.
- That's the best bit.
- No.
[Dope by BTS playing]
- Okay. My Chemical Romance-ery on this.
- Loving the blazer ensemble.
- Yeah.
[Song continues playing]
- Now we have to find our favorite one.
- They've got like a little bit of swag as well.
[Song continues playing]
- I mean, how can you not like that?
- Okay. I can just list all the reasons why I don't like it
- Don't you...
- But I think I should wait until after the video.
- Their skin is flawless.
- Oh my gosh. They are, but they're all, like they're 12.
Like they're fetuses.
- They're working in an office, are they?
[Song continues playing]
- Saw him at the start.
- He's a decorated military veteran.
[Laughing]
He's got a medal in fat beats.
[Song continues playing]
- Absolutely love this.
Outfits are on point,
dance moves are great,
they've all got different color hair.
- They're very pretty.
- Oh my God. He's gorgeous.
- Yeah.
- I would like to know what the lyrics,
like what they're actually saying.
- Yeah.
- That would make a big difference.
- You want to both date them and birth them.
It's very, it's a very weird sensation.
[Song continues playing]
- I keep feeling like there's new members in the back
that I haven't seen.
[DNA by BTS playing]
- He's not whistling.
- No, he's not whistling.
- No, he's not.
- Why is he whistling? Is there a dog nearby?
- Are you okay?
- Science. Look at all that science everywhere.
- Numbers. Oh.
- Oh, very bright.
- Love the outfits. Oh my God.
Is that Kenzo? Fab.
- Their boy bands are much bigger than what we're used to.
- Yeah. Exactly.
- Like five is already pushing it.
[Song continues playing]
- This is just where I start just feeling like an old man.
I'm just detached from the youths and their colors
and their dancing and their
- Supple skin.
- Music. Supple skin?
- His fucking hair.
- I know. It's absolutely
- I want to run my fingers through it.
- It's incredible.
- They all seem to have a thing they're good at.
Like one is really good at rapping,
and one is really good at dancing,
and one is really good at being hot.
- Makeup.
Stealing your soul.
[Song continues playing]
- Yeah. I'm kind of more, a bit more on board
with this as well.
I like that last guy's sweater.
- Like, I bet they're all real good mates.
Actually, I bet they all hate each other.
I take back my first statement
and replace it with my second. - That was 180 right there.
- Yeah. I wonder what the lyrical content is.
Are they like, "fuck bitches, get money"?
Or are they like, "I love you. I wanna hold your hand"?
You know, how innocent are they really?
[Fake Love by BTS playing]
- Oh, there's another one.
God, we are getting a whole helping of K-pop here today.
- This is going to be a deeper song. Seems serious.
- Amazing. Oh, they've grown up.
- Awe.
- Oh, look at them.
- It's like edgy.
- Well, this is, they're all sobbing.
- Color palettes are changing
and the emotions are changing ever so slightly
but it's still the same seven boys.
- Is it?
- I don't know to be honest.
[Song continues playing]
- Like a glittery, a glittery top
that I couldn't even pull off.
It's unbelievable.
- I'm surprised actually that there's not an absolute rake
of product placements.
- Are they chocolate bars?
- They are chocolate bars.
What does that symbolize?
- There's your product placement right there.
- Wow.
There's your product placement.
- I hope Snickers is paying them.
Oh my God. There's so many.
- Why is that Asian boy lying in chocolate bars?
- Diabetes.
- He's going to make them all melt. [Song continues Playing]
[Grunts]
- I'm sorry. I just resorted to noises.
- Yeah. It's...
- [Singing] Fake love
- [Singing] Fake love, fake love
- Like, I'm a fan.
- Well, that was a whole, like
- Wow.
- That was a journey. It really, truly was.
- They're very talented boys.
It would not be my first port of call for music,
But I do enjoy it and I could bop to it.
- That took me places.
- Yeah. - None of which I liked.
- I never want to go back to those places.
- I hope that they are actually
as wholesome as they seem to be.
- I like them. I like them a lot.
- You'd give them a hundred, I'd say.
- I'd give them a hundred shags.
Yeah. I would. Okay.
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