This week’s Music Monday will have you smelling other people’s butt holes with EXO’s “Growl.”
Okay, we were going to review a different video for KMM but we decided at the last minute that we HAD to review Growl,
screw waiting for the drama version, because we were both so impressed by the song and video that
we don't really think the drama version could outdo this video.
But first lets talk about something Very important. A Wast improvement to SM movies.
It's one that I'm sure not one single person is going to complain about.
Namely, they stopped putting their terribly unblockable "Genie" adds.
Holy crap, thank you SM for getting rid of those God forsaken evil daemon adds that nobody in the world liked what so ever.
Now normally we complain about SM when they do these kinds of videos, you know, the kind that contain boring box sets,
flashing lights, bizarre wardrobe choices, aka, 90% of their videos
yet even though this video contains 2 out of those 3 things
it was the most interesting box set video that I’ve seen from SM in, I think, in forever.
The large box setting in this case was actually totally necessary to allow the many members EXO to freely move around
and to allow that awesome cameraman to follow the dance.
Seriously, even though I was impressed by the dance, I wasn’t nearly as impressed by that as I was by that cameraman.
Fluid camera work moving from person and person, from group to group.
The focusing on single members and rotating around them really changed this video from a boring box set dance video
To something actually fresh and interesting.
Now for those of you that didn’t notice, this was done all in one shot with the smalllllll possibility that they cheated at the 1:30 second mark...
we actually went frame by frame for this video and found some very interesting things.
#1- Kai had a bombastically fantastic recovery when his hat falls off
He doesn’t just bend down to pick it up, he freakin’ pirouettes into it LIKE A BOSS and acts like nothing happened.
#2 Kai really likes squeezing his own nuts
Let’s see that again.
Oh yeah. One more time but with sexy music.
Ohhh Kai you so nasty.
#3 The room they’re dancing in looks very creepy, with the flickering lights and all, but...
holy shit: did you see the goddamned ghost in the video?
Go to the 1:10 mark. Pause it. And then go frame by frame.
The light goes on and you could see the ghost in the corner.
Yep. You saw it with your own two eyes, and now YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN 7 DAYS.
Now wait... Wait a second...Enhance. Enhance. Enhance!
Goddamn Fangurilla!
YOO HOO! EXO OPPAS! I’M GONNA HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS BIG BOYS.
AND TOUCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. HAHAHAHA I’M SO GROSS.
Now, we like to notice trends in Kpop and try to make predictions about the future of the industry
With EXO, I’m starting to notice a pattern,
and I think we can make fairly accurate guesses as to where they’re heading in their musical careers
First, we have Wolf, in which they talk about being wolves
And also about eating cheese...
Now, we have growl, in which they talk about growling, like Wolves.
First they are wolves, and now they’re doing what wolves do.
It only makes sense that their next song would be something like:
Girl, I liiike you, you’ve really got some soul
hey come on over here, let me smell your bum hole.
Smell your bum smell your bum smell your bum hole
Smell your bum...
Ok that was a bit of a stretch. I'm sure it probably would be like:
Girl I like you, can’t think of how to rhyme this next part,
so I’m gonna stop and lick myyyy genitils
Genitils genitils genitils yeah!
Geniti...
Ok seriously: why doesn’t anything rhyme with Genitils?
I spent two hours trying to find something to rhyme with it. Being a songwriter is hard.
Last week we put Jaejoong vs Beast [S]BATOOST! [M] in a dark video with puppies and birdies
and the winner, with a 2000 vote margin, was Jaejoong.
Why? Because anything related to TVXQ seems to always win on KMM forever.
This week we're putting EXO vs B.A.P. in the best One Shot video.
EXO's video being all done in One Shot, while B.A.P. named their song One Shot. Oooh. It's a clever showdown.
Leave your votes in the comments, or by heading over to our site and trying our new flashy voting option, and we'll announce the winner next week.
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