Everybody who's worked at Saturday Night Live,
pretty much everybody, does a Loren Michaels' impression.
We've all worked for him.
Obviously, a great man,
(Bill laughs)
a huge influence on all of us,
but you do, for my money,
one of the very best Loren Michaels' impressions,
and you do one specific.
Just like looking at the oyster crackers,
(Conan chuckles)
(Bill laughs)
looking for Oyster crackers,
you do one of Lorne when you took a flight with Lorne,
is that right?
Oh yeah, yeah, I flew with Lorne from New York to L.A.
after a show.
So we did the SNL, we were like "Good night,"
and then it was like we had to rush to get on his plane,
(audience laughs)
(Bill laughs)
to uh, L.A. for the Emmys.
And I was on the plane with Seth Meyers and Fred Armisen
and I go, "I've never been on Lorne's plane before,
this is really exciting,"
and they're like, "Yeah, yeah, you know what?
You should sit in the back with him."
(audience laughs)
(Andy laughs)
And I was like, "Reeeeally?
Oh wow!"
You know, and uh, so, I sat down with Lorne,
and he talks, like he tells you everything
about Saturday Night Live and it's the coolest thing,
but I was so exhausted, and he talked the entire time,
and he'd be like, "And that man was Chevy Chase."
(audience laughs)
(Andy laughs)
Then you'd wake up and he'd be like, "And Dick Ebersol said,
'You know, it's really your show.'"
(Bill fake snores)
(Conan and Andy laugh)
(audience laughs)
You wake up and he's like,
"And Ray Charles said they all owe me money."
(Conan and audience laugh)
And you wake up and he's like,
"And that's how you grow blueberries in Maine."
(Conan and audience laugh)
And then like the sun is coming up,
and I'm looking back
and there's Fred and Seth sleeping all peacefully,
and I'm like, "Oh gosh, is this going to be a quiz?"
You know, like?
(Andy laughs)
"Now when did Chevy leave, Bill?"
(Conan and audience laugh)
"How do you grow blueberries?"
"How do you grow the blueberries?"
(Conan laughs)
"Do you mash them with your feet?
That's wine!"
(Conan and audience laugh)
He can eject you from the plane at anytime.
Yeah, I'm like, "Whoa!"
(audience laughs)
(Bill laughs)
Seth Rogen's coming on the show tomorrow.
(Bill woo's)
I know you've worked with Seth,
(Bill woo's repeatedly)
(audience laughs)
(Conan laughs)
(audience woo's and applauds)
(Bill woo's again)
They did it, but they're masked, you couldn't hear it.
Yeah, I couldn't see that.
(audience laughs)
Do you have any impressions of Seth, you must have worked
with him a bunch of... I know you have, in many films.
Seth, I remember when we did "Super Bad," I was like,
"Oh, I'd like to wear glasses, 'cause I used to get...
we played cops in that movie and I was always, uh, I was,
we'd get, what do you call it?
Not arrested, but messed with
when I was growing up by this cop and he wore glasses,
and when a cop wears glasses, you're just kind of like,
"Okay."
(audience laughs)
I don't know, there's just something about a cop in glasses,
and I was like, "Oh, I'd like to wear glasses."
And then it becomes a thing
where they bring out the glasses
and they're showing me, "Look at this," and whatever.
I tried on so many glasses and then I go,
"What should I wear?"
And Seth, they go, "Well, Seth, what do you think?"
And he's like, "I really don't give a shit."
(audience and Conan laugh)
"He can literally wear like whatever the (beep) he wants."
(audience laughs)
"I don't really care."
(audience applauds)
(Conan laughs)
"It makes zero difference... to me.
No one cares."
(audience laughs)
So, yeah.
Uh, now a lot of movies with Seth were Judd Apatow films.
Yeah!
(Conan and audience laugh)
(Bill laughs)
Just trying to coax a little Judd Apatow out of you.
I mean, people know his movies,
and Judd gets out there and does standup and stuff,
so people are getting to learn his rhythm.
Yeah, Judd was always like,
I was in "Trainwreck" with him and he would...
Judd's thing is he always, you say something to him
and he goes, "Oh, that's funny."
(audience laughs)
"Oh that's funny, that's very funny."
He sounds like he's had a cold since he was two-years-old.
(Conan and audience laugh)
And he's always like, "Oh that's funny, that's funny,
I like that, that's good, yeah."
And then he'll say like, "You know...."
His answer to everything, he's like,
"You know what the interesting thing is?
You just want to see how (beep) up you are."
(audience laughs)
"You know?"
(Conan and audience laugh)
Me and Amy Schumer were like, "Right."
"You know, just like how, just totally (beep) up!"
(audience laughs)
(Conan giggles)
"You know?"
(Conan laughs)
(Bill laughs)
[Conan] A little air coming out of his mouth.
Just a little air coming out, yeah.
His death-rattle would be like, "Ya knoow?"
(audience and Conan laugh)
"We lost him.
Death was exactly at...."
You do an impression that no one does,
and he's been with us for so long and he's such an icon,
but no one does him because he's very specific, Alan Alda.
Oh yeah, I did Alan Alda.
I did more impressions here than my SNL audition.
(audience laughs)
What is happening?
(Bill laughs)
So far, you're doing pretty well.
(Bill cracks up laughing)
(audience laughs)
By the way, when we go to dinner this is what it's like.
You know, I'm just like, "Ehhh, ehhh, ehhh, ehhh, ehhh,
more, more, more."
(audience applauds)
"Give it to me, please."
[Conan] "I want more!
Lorne again, Lorne again, Lorne again!"
(audience laughs)
"Lorne talking about serial killers."
(Bill laughing)
"You know, the thing about John Wayne Gacey...."
(Conan and audience laugh)
"The thing about John Wayne Gacey, always said 'thank you.'"
(Conan and audience laugh)
(Bill laughs)
I did, Alan Alda I did auditioning,
Colin Jost wrote a sketch where I was Alan Alda auditioning
for Biff in "Back to the Future."
(audience laughs)
And I was like, "Hey, uh, hey,
why don't you make like a tree and get outta here."
(Conan and audience laugh)
"Ya know, I gotta tell ya,
this is great, this is just great, I love this,
this is a great movie."
(audience applauds)
Such a great impression.
No one does that, by the way.
Yeah, Peter Serafinowicz does a pretty good one,
but, yeah, yeah, I met him once and he was like,
"Hey, you could do my ADR," and I was like, "Nope."
(Conan and audience laugh)
Now you did something for us once and it was so great.
You don't have to do it, I just loved it,
it was one of my favorite things you did,
which was an impression of a dying Tauntaun.
(audience laughs)
Again, it's not required.
I did it, I did it, you had me do it,
you've had me do that more than once.
(audience laughs)
Who can count?
If you like it, so much....
Once, twice...?
Do you people know what Tauntauns were in "Star Wars"?
(audience cheers, applauds)
George Lucas is at home like, "Ha ha ha ha."
(muffled laughter, clapping)
"More for me!"
"Ahhh, they know it, all of them there, you see that?
They all knew it."
(Conan and audience laugh)
"They didn't know Burt Lancaster,
they didn't know that (beep)."
(muffled dialogue)
"Honey, take that cigar out of your mouth."
(muffled response)
(beep)
(Conan and Bill laugh)
Sorry.
But a Tauntaun... Tauntaun kind of goes like this,
and then it goes,
(loud, drawn-out bleating sound)
(short series of bleats)
(Conan and audience laugh)
(loud, drawn-out bleating sound)
(short series of bleats)
(Conan and audience laugh)
And then it dies, it goes,
(dying bleat)
(Conan and audience laugh)
(Conan and audience applaud)
(audience members cheer)
(Bill clears his throat)
"Barry" is on HBO.
(Conan and audience laugh)
(Bill laughs)