Oh hello there! I'm just making a paper airplane. Also my name is Jake
but you probably already know that because you watch a lot of DONGs dont ya?
You do. So I'm going to give you something. I'm going to give you a taco spin .com.
That is a DONG. But I really appreciate you so I'm going to give you a whole lot more DONGs. A whole bag full of DONGs.
Things you can do online now guys. That was a terrible plane.
Not that I’ve been sitting around waiting for Strangers Things season 2 to come out
but if I were then I’d love spaces.archilogic.com.
We get a birdseye view of the floor plan of the main house from Stranger Things.
Man I sure wish I could go ins….OH I CAN!
Here’s the room with the alphabet and all the lights.
Scroll to go through the different areas like the kitchen, hallway, and the wall with the
hole.
I won’t spoil it for you
But I will spoil the illusion of magic tricks on goodtricks.net.
We can learn how real magicians do things like levitate or read minds.
But who cares about psychic power when we can turn coffee into coins?
This site also has an optical illusions page.
Like this one.
Is it a face?
Or does it actually say LIAR. I can’t trust anyone.
I really need to be more care...FOLJ.com
The site home to lateral thinking puzzles.
Oh.em.gee.
I LATERALLY can’t even.
Okay first challenge.
You’re driving down road in your car on a stormy night when you stop by a bus station
and see 3 people waiting.
One is an old lady who looks like she’s about to die, one is an old friend who saved
your life and the third is the love of your life.
Who do you save?
The old lady of course!
Because after you help her in the car you can give the keys to your friend and wait
at the bus with the love of your life, Totoro.
Alright I need a harder one.
How could a baby fall out of a 20 story building and land on the ground and live?
Well it's because the baby was Michael Stevens who has wings because he's an angel, a sweet, sweet little angel.
Oh well, close enough.
And for more games for the brain… .com
Test your IQ by studying a picture and then on the next page it will ask you
about what you remember.
What color was on the top of the ice cream cone?
Easy...oh.
Okay well how about this one, were there yellow flowers?
Yes.
How many animals were in the picture?
Uno.
I.remember.everything.
Which means I am more than qualified for any job.
And you might be to, but interviewing is scary so let’s practice with this simulator.
Let’s do set 1.
Interviewer: Please tell me about yourself. Jake: Well, my Name is Jake Grand Inquisitor Tiberius the 3rd Heir to the Iron Throne Roper.
I like to make videos and I have brown hair.
Interviewer: Why did you select our company?
Jake: Well because I really like your tacos and I think I’d do a really good job...
Interviewer: Give me an example of an important goal you had to set and tell me about your progress or success in reaching that goal.
Jake: Well one time my friend told me to eat 74 tacos under one minute through a straw so I….
Interviewer: What could you see as the major objective of this job? Jake: Oh umm I guess just selling and…
Interviewer: I've asked you a lot of questions. Now, do you have any questions for me? Jake: No ma’am...I’m okay thank you.
That went well.
So time for trans cube.
A strategic game where you steer this brick that has a face around as you pick up
static blocks to help you get to the next level.
Down here you’ll see which number gives them to you.
To activate, press the number and then E. Now you can use it to climb up and over walls
and on to PEWPEWPEW
A fun and stressful time sensitive game.
Use your mouse to click on the number of shapes designated at each level.
Sometimes you’ll uncover tools that will help you like slowing them down or making
them bigger.
The time is kept in the lower right hand corner and we’re almost out of time so be fast!
Or should I say supersonic or zippy.
No I probably shouldn’t but if you are dying to whip out your vocab skills head to word
womp.
These little groundhogs are holding up 6 letters for you to mix and match to make as many words
as you can before time is up.
There will be one word each level that uses all of the letters but it can be tough to
figure out what it is when you’re in a rush.
But I’ve asked enough of you by now so why not just sit back
And listen to the radio stations all around the globe with radio garden.
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you want more DONGs in your life, there is a playlist right here filled with them.
I'm going to go eat uh...a small child. Ya know? That's how I stay young. I'm actually about 1,000 years old.
And there's my plane. It finally flew back. It took 4 minutes to go all the way around the room. I'm a master craftsman.
What was I talking about? Eating a child? Yes. I like to absorb their youth and their strength. It keeps me young and vibrant.
And as always, thanks for watching.