Okay. It started. It's happening. It's on. Life...
And... bussies.
What? Oh my god. MAHK.
Ughhh, I'm too tired for this bullshit.
I am filming on my bed today.
Oh shit. She sleep?
Hahaha. Yeah!
I dont.
I've actually been sleeping on my couch for the past few days. (Sames except for me it's been 4 months)
I think I'm depressed? (Me too Mac.) *Lit!*
There is also a empty bottle of vodka on my nightstand. I swear to God, I am not that depressed guys. (I AM!)
That was for something else. It was empty for a long time.
Not on my bed... Not on my.... I'm... a hole is being dug right now. (Yes it is.)
Okay...we are moving you somewhere else. Maybe I am depressed.
Maybe I should get some help for this. (Talk to me!)
Kay, how do we start this. How do I get to where I'm trying to go with this. Okay, well... long story short,
(Me too Mac... Me too.)
I'm tired
The gays are getting attacked again. My edges are hella chaotic.
Eczema's practically gone. My skin's doing great. But I also ran out of vodka so that's like...
Doesn't even matter.
"Mac, how are the gays getting attacked?"
I'll tell ya. I was just sitting down, relaxing, not on this bed, by the way, this bed didn't exist until two days ago.
Ya'll thought I was jokin when I said I was sleeping on that couch.
Ya'll thought I was jokin when I said I was depressed.
Why y'all think i'm so funny, it's cuz I hate myself
So I was just sitting down, relaxing, enjoying my life,
Thinking of all the possible things I could do to Nick Jonas. Just a normal Tuesday.
But then out of nowhere, I started noticing that I was getting a series of tweets from people.
"Oh, my gosh, Mac, have you seen this? Oh, my gosh, Mac, have you seen THIS?"
And the first thing that came into my mind was, whose nudes leaked? What happened? Where do I buy prints of them, for my bedroom...
today.
I think I AM depressed. (TALK TO MEEEE!!!)
But as I clicked on the tweet I discovered that it wasn't as delectable or as delicious as someone's wang or butt,
but in fact the end result of someone's wang and butt.
As in a ****load of bullshit and piss.
So you would think as a person that's reacting to anti-gay ads on a constant, basis,
that stupid-ass shit won't happen but stupid ass shit happened! And here, we are talking about it.
If I told you that anti-gay ad was playing before my videos would you believe me?
cuz bitch guess what!
guess what's happening
Guess who needs to be fired.
guess who's a traitor
who's the snitch who needs to catch these hands,
not only has an anti-gay i'd been playing before my videos bitch
but two of them have been playing before my videos on a constant basis
me
a man that talks about sucking dick
if y'all wanna play these anti-gay ads with my videos
go ahead be my guest
gimme them pennies.
But don't think you're changing anybody's perspective that watches my videos
bitch
I think they're stuck, bitch. i think they're permanent.
But since this is the shit I am known for I've decided it is fate.
and i need to milk the hell out of this situation
for everything it's worth
so i haven't actually watched these anti-gay ads
yet all i've seen are pictures of them and i haven't really had the time to look them up and actually watch them because
I'm tired
we've already discussed this, I'm on my bed bitches
lit
so today that's gonna change
so now it's time to watch two privileged assholes tell me why its not okay for me to suck some dick
people know that countries are dying. there's still world hunger.
Economies are declining. but that doesn't matter, because, the gays, the gays, are the big problem here
wow you are depressed
let's just do this
I'm gonna be watching these videos on my desktop moniter
which is about five feet over there, because
do i have to say it again
here we go
and someone deleted one of the tweets I liked
Why!? why do you guys do this?
A lot of you guys end up deleting the tweets as soon as i like them, like if you guys get freaked out or something
let me give you credit! let me give you love!!
Ok, wait, I found another one ok we're good
"Can you be gay and a christian?"
Oh BOY
*commercial* What does the bible, God's word, have to say?
Apparently it has to say a lot of things.
Even though y'all just repeat one god damn sentence
but like, life isn't that important compared to a book with words in it.
I know, I understand, thank you
*commercial* Every Christian struggles in some area,
whether it be pride or anger or lust or
*distorted* jealousy
They also recognize that these desires and attitudes are sinful
Saying no to them, and yes to the Lord
Goodbye, pride...! Imma be depressed forever BECAUSE JESUS SAID SO
What about those who say "God made me
*distorted* gay"
Did he just GIGGLE when he said that?
OOO YOU WANTS TO FIGHT
OOO, HE HAS OPINIONS
God designed us for heterosexuality, and it doesn't take the bible or a rocket scientist to figure that out
Did he just call me stupid
*mocking* it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out but your gay ass
quit being gay you idiot!
God designed us to be heterosexual
stop being stupid! get that dick out of your mouth. what are you doing.
God didn't want Adam, the first man, to be alone, so he decided
To, make him a suitable helper,
did he just full out call women helpers to the men
ooh, 2018 must be doing you dirty bitch what
2018 must be making you mad so big as mustache kinda looks
Like the clock from beauty and the beast?
he took her out of Adam's rib she would be called "WO-MAN"
because she was taken out of man
You wanna hold that up on Twitter b
eh hehehe
I wonder what woman I'd birth out of my rib cage
Low-key hope it was Beyonce but that wouldn't make any physical sense
I'll take Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy's mine. That was gross, that was pedopehllic
Take that back, delete that sentence
(Infomercial guy) To become *distorted* MORE, that's because they once were *distorded* WO-
That's why Man + Man or Woman + Woman can never equal Man + Woman
Bet? (HAHAH) Oh, have you even listened to science bitch?
you can have a baby and a man doesn't even have to be there anymore
(Infomercial guy) In response some gaytheologist- (?)
Did he just say "gaytheologist"? Did I hear that right? Did I just find my new profession?
(laughing) if YouTube doesn't work out?
(infomercial guy) God designed us for heterosexuality that there so few references to homosexuality-
Here we go! You know I read the bible twice so I know exactly what they wanted us to understand!
This isn't me trying to justify my hatred bitch
Every single refrence to homseucal practice is decidedly negative
What did the gays do to you? What did we do to you? Did we hurt your feelings
by existing? What is happening?
Moving on to Leviticus (Mac: here it is) -Doesn't get any less de-testable if you do it over and over with the same person
(ach-hem) M-kay
AHAHA I hate myself I'm going to hell-
In Mathew:15, Jesus taught that all sexualised impluses that those who willingly give themselves to homosexuality
would not inherit the Kingdom of *distorted* God
willingly gave myself to homosexuality?
It can hold me? did I sell myself to it?
How much was I worth? How much did it cost?
One lesbian scollar, Bernadette Burton says-
He just had to make sure ya'll know she was a lesbian right?
Do you hear how he slipped that in?
He was like here's one lesbian's opinions, so ya'll are wrong
Bernadette Burton said it, so ya'll must believe that right? YEAH!
he understood the struggles of someone with same sex attraction-
the struggles bitch
It's a struggle honey
Oh, me struggling with all this dick in my mouth-
I need to stop talking about that
He offered them "Transformation and Forgiveness"
Wow, nevermind I was gonna make a Transgender joke but that-
Would've
condemned me for life
Rather than finding your identity in your romantic attraction and sexaual desires, find your identity in jesus
SO what this man just basically just said,
Whenever I'm just you know, casually
Having a Saturday night trade, getting some skin on skin contact with some male species
to just remember that JESUS DIED FOR THIS NOT TO HAPPEN
I need to find myself, IN JESUS
you're welcome
(eh hehehe)
I feel like for some goddamn reason this video was purposly made for me
that they purposly saw my shit and made a reply to it, and purposly asked YouTube to play it before my video
'cause they wanted to talk, they wanted to have a conversation
they were trying to fight, they wanted to fight with me, they wanna throw hands
look at them trying to get that cloud,that anti-gay cloud, look at you!
Oh, and they want some money bitch
Where?
Ya'll giving us money to ask for money?
WOW, we love ads
Through your generosity that we're able to produce this thougt provoking series and reach the world
and it's with your generosity that I can pay my rent this month thank you!
wow, do I even wanna watch the second one anymore?
I'm kinda tired (person subbing this is also tired)
So that video has been playing before my videos for a, uh, a while now apparently
For like a week and half I don't even know , two weeks? three weeks?
Jesus only knows, apparently we gotta find ourselves through him, in him actually, in him? we love rape (no we don't)
Should the Government Force Peple to Create Art that Violates their Beliefs?
Lets take it like this
Imagine I created a belief that I believe that heterosexuals are a sin
and that I shouldn't serve them because they're a sin
Imagine every gay in this world decided that out of no where if we had to follow peoples beliefs
Do ya'll know how the amount of shit ya'll wouldn't be able to get?
Do ya'll understand the amount of gays there are in this world?
correction, ya'll understand the amount of gays would be running shit in this world?
Bitch
what quallifies as a belief? Just believing it? Well then I'mma believe in some other shit too
(The person subtitiling this video has done their best and is tired I'm so sorry)