Hello, and welcome to The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
I'm your guest host Wanda Sykes.
And for those of you who don't know me,
I'm like Ellen but tan.
That's it.
That's the only difference.
Oh, and maybe, a few commas or zeros.
I am so excited to be here.
This may only be my second time guest hosting,
but I'm very comfortable on the stage.
I've been around a while, and I've seen some [BLEEP]..
So I thought I'd share my great life experience with all of you
in a segment I'm calling What Do You Wanda Know.
You can tell a white person came up with that.
White people love puns, very funny.
So before the show, we asked the audience
what they wanted to know from me, Wanda Sykes,
so I thought I could answer a few right now.
All right, where is Alyssa Edwards?
Hello.
Hey, Alyssa.
Hi.
Hey, so what's your question?
My question for you is, how do you
get to know someone authentically
through dating apps, especially if they're
in another city or country?
Oh, apps, OK.
The only apps I've ever used are the kind
that come on a little place before the entrees.
OK, you know what?
Ask them what they want from life,
and if their answer vibes with yours, then
that's a good foundation to start from.
And if that doesn't work, you can always send nudes.
OK, this next question is from Abdul Rahman.
Where is Abdul Rahman?
Hi.
Hey, did I say that right, Abdul or Rahman?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
You say, you know, it's close.
OK.
So it's Abdul Rahman?
Yeah, it's Abdul Rahman.
OK, stop right there. i got it.
I got it.
OK, so what's your question?
Well, I turned 21 last week, and I
was wondering what is the advice that you
would give your 21-year-old self so I can use it.
OK, well, if I could talk to myself at 21,
I would say take it easy on yourself.
You have no responsibilities, only opportunity, so be bold.
Also, invest in Bitcoin.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
OK, so let's do one more.
This question is from--
where's Christina Faye?
Hi, Wanda.
Hi, so what's your question?
So I was wondering since it's Pride Month, and my girlfriend
and I are just wondering how you would respond and recommend
responding to homophobic comments or remarks?
OK, you see these fingers?
I put all of them down except for the middle one.
That says everything you need, and you can use it all year.