- Not only is this the season of forgiving,
it's also awards season in LA.
Which starts now and goes until next year, actually.
It's not just movies and television.
Grammy nominations just came out.
There's going to be a lot of big performances
that we're going to see soon.
I notice a lot of bands use all kinds of things
to make their performances more exciting.
They use smoke machines, and special effects,
and confetti cannons, and stuff like that.
And I'm a comedian, and the only thing that I get,
really, is a stool and a mic.
And I'm noticing now, I don't even have those things.
I have no stool and no mic.
I'm just talking very loud, so people at home hear me.
So, if we're really lucky we get a rim shot,
but Twitch doesn't have drums.
[DRUMS]
- Oh, or does he?
So anyway, my point is, here's what I'm getting to.
I always thought it would be really
fun to see what it's like to be a rock star, comedian slash.
You know, to have this same kind of special effects,
because I like smoke, and destroying hotel rooms,
and things like that.
So, I'm going to combine the two to see how it works.
When I come back out here we are going to rock man.
We're going to rock
[CROWD APPLAUSE]
[CROWD CHEERING]
- Yes, Burbank.
Make some noise Burbank.
I can't hear you Burbank, make some noise.
[CROWD CHEERING]
- Thanks a whole lot.
OK, here we go.
This first joke goes a little something like this,
and I need you to join in, OK?
When I say it's cold, you're going to say how cold is it.
All right?
So, boy it's cold in LA.
CROWD: How cold is it?
- 85 degrees is not that cold.
[HORNS]
- Rock stars also have backup dancers
so I thought I should try that, Gertrude, Beatrice come on out.
[CROWD CHEERING]
- Last week was the Victoria's Secret fashion show,
and to celebrate, today I'm wearing two bra's.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- Yeah.
Yeah.
[CROWD CHEERING]
- All right.
All right.
This next joke is a classic, it's old school,
it's one of the first jokes that I ever wrote.
So, people like to hear old school stuff, classic hits.
So, here's one of my first jokes ever.
I like to exercise, it's important to stay in shape.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60.
She's 97 today, and we don't know where the hell she is.
[CROWD CHEERING]
- That's not fair.
I need something bigger actually, for that joke.
I exercise, it's important to stay in shape.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60.
She's 97, we don't know where the hell she is.
[CROWD CHEERING]
- Yes, thank you.
Thank you, Burbank.
I love you.
- Hi, I'm Andy.
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