Ro: Hey guys, it’s Ro! Welcome to another Nerdy Nummies!
Ro: Today, you can tell we have 2 very special guests!!!
Miss Piggy: A-ha-ha-ha!
Ro: Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy: Ta-da! Oh I am so happy to be here with you Ro!
Ro: Aw, thank you.
MP: Yes, Ro: I am so excited. MP: Oh and I, I love that green sweatshirt, it’s like Kermit green!
Ro: Kermit green. MP: Yes, yes. Ro: And I did a pink shirt on underneath for you
Ro: Piggy. MP: Oh! Ro: So we’ve got Kermit and Miss Piggy colors right here.
MP: Oh what an honor, oh thank you! Ro: I love your dress. MP Oh do you like my dress?
Ro: Yes! MP: It’s just off the rack, but, you know. You know we really should go
MP: shopping sometime. Ro: I think we should I think we could wear the same size.
Swedish Chef: Hmmmmm. Ro: We could share. MP: Probably, yes!
Ro: Yeah, we could get our nails done. MP: That would be great!
Ro: Get our eyelashes done. MP: Yeah, absolutely! Ro: Oh yeah!
SC: HERDISCHAYYY!
Ro: OH! And we have Swedish Chef. MP: Yes.
SC: Herdy-herp! MP: Him too. Ro: Yeah. SC: Herdy-scher!
Ro: Now, today we are gonna be making sugar cookies to honor your guys’
Ro: new movie coming out.
SC: Ooooooooh! MP: Ooooh, yes, yes! New movie coming out! A-ha-ha—ha-ha!
SC: Hoody-poodie-doody-per.
Ro: I can’t wait, you guys should check it out, it comes out March 21st, and
Ro: I’ll put a link down below so you guys can check out all the funny trailers.
SC: Oooooh!
Ro: These actors are so funny! SC: Oooooh! Ro: You’re one of my favorite actresses.
MP: Oh you’re talking about me? Ro: Yes! MP: Yes, yes, well naturally.
MP: Thank you very much, yes. Ro: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
MP: But what about these sugar cookies?
Ro: Are you ready?
MP: I am ready! Let’s bake ‘em! Ro: OK!
Ro: The way we start the show is you spin your finger around and we say let’s get
Ro: started! Are you ready on 3? SC: Bergie-dergie! MP: OK!
Ro: OK, 1, 2, 3… MP: 1, 2, 3.
All: Let’s get started!
Ro: The things that you’re gonna need will be, take it away Chef!
SC: Ooooh! Ofway, ernd de soot… MP: What? SC: Ernd de biggy puddy, and de squishy
SC: buddy. MP: What is he saying? SC: End de sugar. End de floop.
Ro: You are also gonna need, 2 eggs, some green dye, vanilla extract, and what
Ro: else Miss Piggy?
MP: Oh, uh, uh, a baking sheet, uh, an M Shaped cookie cutter, or, I, I
MP: suppose a “w” upside down might work as well, a-ha-ha-ha! Ro: Yep, yep ahahaha!
MP: And, and, and some sprinkly sprinklies and, uh, the, what’s that over there?
MP: The pancake flipper thingy.
Ro: Yep, perfect, let’s put it all together! SC: Oooooh!
Ro: The 1st thing that we’re gonna do is mix together all of our dry ingredients
Ro: into this big mixing bowl, I’m gonna have Chef help me do that.
SC: Oooh. MP: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, you’re gonna have him help you?
Ro: Yeah.
MP: OK, I’m just gonna stand over here then.
Ro: Oh, Miss Piggy what is this? What is this for?
MP: You’ve never seen him cook before have you?
Ro: Hmmm-mmmm. MP: You’ll see.
SC: Okie dokie, okie dokie. Ro: OK, well we’re gonna mix our flour first.
SC: Ohp, de flour? Ro: Yeah, got the flour. Oh! SC: Herdie go, der flour. MP: Mmmhmmm.
SC: Ernd de baky sody? Ro: Yep, the baking soda, yep. Baking Powder there we go,
Ro: baking powder. SC: Und de soot? Ro: And a little bit of salt. SC: Er gerd?
Ro: Yep. Perfect, then you’re just gonna mix it all together, and then it’s on to
Ro: the wet ingredients… You were right. MP: I always am.
Ro: For the wet ingredients, you’re gonna add 1 cup of butter, then you’re gonna
Ro: mix it up for about a minute until its nice and creamy. Now I’m gonna add
Ro: 1 and 1/3 cups of sugar, and keep mixing until it’s light and fluffy.
Ro: Now you’re gonna add in your eggs and beat them together until
Ro: everything is well mixed. Now we’re gonna add our last 2 ingredients, we’re
Ro: gonna add a little bit of vanilla extract and some green food coloring dye to make
Ro: our cookies green. Once your wet ingredients are mixed all together you’re gonna
Ro: pour in all of your dry ingredients and mix it up.
Ro: Alright, we just put our cookie dough together and and I just finished
Ro: rolling it out, here we go. SC: Yerp, yep. MP: Oh! I cannot look!
MP: It’s like my Kermie got into an accident crossing the street!
SC: Oooh-hoo-hoo! Ro: Oh-ho-ho! It does kind of look like a squished frog doesn’t it?
Ro: Oh don’t worry it’s not real, I’ve just rolled it out, I’m keeping this away
Ro: from Swedish Chef, but I gave him the cookie cutter, he’s gonna help me cut out
Ro: all of the “M” cookies.
SC: MMMMMMMMM! Ro: Mmmhmm, are you ready? SC: Okie dokie! Ro: OK!
SC: Erdoop! Ro: Go for it! SC: I carefully place dis… MP: Very carefully yes.
Ro: Very careful. MP: What are you doing? Ro: Perfect!
MP: No, no that’s, that’s… Not… Careful at all…
Ro: After you’ve carefully cut out all of your cookies, you’re just gonna take your
Ro: little cookies put them on the baking sheet.
Ro: Heat your oven to 350 and bake for 5 minutes.
Ro: Now we’ve got some extra time so I was wondering Chef, would you be willing to
Ro: teach me your song? SC: Huuuuuh! Okie dokie!
Ro: Aaaaaah! OK!
SC: Herdie sherdie berdgie, was duh furden ernd deh schpernin.
SC: Ern de schpoonin. Ro: OK.
SC: De verstse go.
SC: Umbadiskie ber. Ro: Umbadiskie ber.
SC: Burskie ber-badiske ber. Ro: Baderskie ber-badiske ber!
SC: Umbadiske berm derske berm der bork, bork, bork!
Ro: Dermbadiske, bermbadiske, verm, bork, bork, bork!
SC: Ooooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! OK, OK, verdisher!
SC: OK?
Both: Uhm, badiske, uhm, badiske ber, badiske ber,
Both: Ber badiske, ber dun-dee bork, bork, bork!
SC: Yaayyyy! Ohhh-hoo-hoo-hooo!
SC: Herdie verste, versie gersie! Ro: Awww!
SC: Adie versie huggy? Ro: A huggy! SC: A huggy! Erdie versie.
Ro: Thank you so much Chef! SC: Oh! Eshie mushie verden. Ro: He’s the best!
SC: Adnoder huggen? Ro: A huggen? SC: Edne, bershie, bershie, bershie, bershie.
Ro: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
SC: Adnoder huggen? Ro: A huggen? A huggen, huggen! Oh yeah!
SC: Ohder doodie gerghen derghen.
Ro: Cookies just came out of the oven, they are all ready to decorate.
Ro: All we’ve got is green cookie icing and some green blingy sprinkles.
SC: Mmmmmmmmm. MP: Come on let’s eat! Ro: Yeah, oh yeah! Hold on we gotta decorate 1st.
SC: OK. MP: Oh… OK. Ro: We’re almost there, we’re almost there.
MP: Decorate them in my mouth. Ro: Yeah… Pwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ro: Alright, the 1st thing that we’re gonna do, chef are you gonna follow me?
Ro: Is we’re gonna make Kermie’s little collar. So you're just gonna make 6 points.
SC: 6 points.
MP: 6 Points? Ro: Like this, bewm, bewm, bewm, bewm! MP: He has more points than that doesn’t he?
SC: Merr derr. Ro: Well, yeah I think he has more points, these are just the 1’s
Ro: showing in the front, I promise.
Ro: And then you’re just gonna fill it in. Alright Chef, let’s see you do it!
SC: 6 points. Ro: 6 points, you can do it.
SC: 6 ponts… MP: Wait a minute, what are, what are you doing. SC: 6 points.
MP: What are you… What is that? Ro: Piggy does that look like Kermie? MP: No!
MP: What is that? SC: 6 points! MP: 6 points…
Ro: You’re doing good, you’re doing good.
Ro: Once you’ve got your 6 points, the outline done you’re just
Ro: gonna fill it in with cookie icing, so it looks like that.
Ro: Dew-dew-dew-da-dew-dew-dew!
MP: Like THAT Swedish Chef, like that. SC: Hrm? Hmmm? 6 points!
Ro: Now it’s time to add some sprinkles. So what you’re gonna do is, just take
Ro: a little bit like this, sprinkle it on top of the frosting.
MP: Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle. Ro: Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.
SC: Arwderbie prinkle.
Ro: I always say, I make it rain, I make it rain, I make it rain!
MP: A-hahahahahaha! SC: Oooh, oooh, OK.
Ro: Make it rain, make it rain, make it rain! Just like that, and it will
Ro: stick to the icing, the rest will just fall off.
Ro: Alright Chef, here we go, SC: Make it rain? Ro: Yep, make it rain! SC: OK!
MP: Make it rain! Ro: Make it…
SC: Make it rain!
Ro: Ta-da! SC: Ter-derrr!
Ro: Here are our muppet cookies, they’re all done. Miss Piggy, are you eating
Ro: a cookie already. MP: Well yeah, they’re done aren’t they?
Ro: Well I guess… I guess they are.
MP: Yeah, so I’m eatin’ ‘em! Ro: Yeah, alright.
Ro: Well, thanks you guys for watching, if you have any other ideas for any other MP: Oh, I dropped it!
Ro: Nerdy Nummies please let me know, leave me a comment down below and I will
Ro: do my best to make it happen.
SC: Gerhm beloo? Ro: Down below!
MP: May I have another cookie? Ro: Yeah, you can have another cookie, I guess.
Ro: Here, well wait a minute! I’m gonna hold onto this… MP: Wait, why?
Ro: We gotta say bye to everybody first.
MP: Hahhhhhrrrrmmm. SC: OK.
Ro: And, don’t forget the new Muppets movie comes out March 21st. MP: March 21st!
Ro: Muppets Most Wanted, yayyy!
SC: Mer-me-mer-moodie!
Ro: I’ll be going to see it because I love the muppets.
MP: OK, can we say goodbye now so I can have a cookie?
Ro: Yeah, you can say it. Alright ready? Bye-bye!
MP: Buh-bye! Mwah! SC: ber-ber!
SC: Herdie go Piggy.
MP: OK, cookie, cookie, cookie!
SC: Piggy, Piggy want a cookie? MP: Cookie, cookie. SC: Cookie, cookie.
Ro: Here you go! Oh!
MP: You are such a tease!
SC: Huhhhh! No!
SC: Berdie-ferdie, tsea-de-sea.
SC: Berdie herdie schneedie schnee.
SC: Berdie herdie schneed ber ber ber ber ber!
Ro: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Swedish Chef, what are you doing here? It is so late.
SC: Oh, were der Piggy end des Frog enste ghone mesta vew.
Ro: Oh, that sounds rough, so I’m gonna give you some milk… SC: Oh!
Ro: And warm cookies To make it all better! SC: Oh! OK.
Ro: And, you’ve gotta go to bed, because it is cray cray late.
SC: Cray cray? Ro: Cray cray, late!
SC: OK, erm gerna gerdie bedie!
Ro: Alright, goodnight.
SC: Goodnighty Rosy! Goodnighty Rosy!
SC: Er de Rosy!
SC: Bar der schwer der Kermit end de milken.
SC: Huh! Er de milken? OK, herbie dersie, mwah!