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they say don't get high on your own
supply
but they never said don't get your
supply
from up high it's like an icloud but
like
a high cloud what up i'm ganja mike and
i'm the ceo of airbud
the world's first drone drug delivery
service out here in palm springs people
appreciate quality service
and ever since the pandemic hit my
customers wanted a safer
contactless way to do rails of illicit
drugs so after two hours of training and
numerous nine-on-one calls my career
as a drone drug operator was off to a
phenomenal start all right so that's
four hits of molly you want a half sheet
half sheet of acid glow sticks and a
ring pop totally
flying's really the highlight of my day
get to get out of my body and
soar through these desert skies and
really just make the world a better
place
one tap of acid at a time for folks that
are too high to stand up
our straight to couch service will bring
the goods to you
it's a bird it's a plane it's drugs
yes thank you bro are you the government
no well like i'm with the green party
but like the green
yeah you get it god all right you
guys have a good day now
just uh save something for me you got a
ship stop you're looking for the
government
the government is trying to plant chips
in your body for all my low profile
customers we got this little ripper
right here this thing's great for
getting into little crevices to hide
from your dumb-ass friends
[Music]
come on come on
when i first heard about social
distancing my main concern was well
how am i gonna smoke with the homies
i'll tell you drones
but my job isn't always smooth sailing
sometimes the neighbors can be like a
little too curious what the hell are you
doing with those dumb ass drones they're
drones of the future technology do you
even have a license
i got a driver's license so i'm pretty
sure that counts i'm calling the cops
hold on give me two minutes i swear you
won't regret it
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