Our next guest is small but mighty
when it comes to dancing.
From Detroit, Michigan, please welcome five-year-old Tavares
Jones.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC - LIL UZI VERT, "SAUCE IT UP"]
[CHEERING]
Oh boy.
It's just hard for you to stop dancing when you hear music,
right?
You just can't stop.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE]
Hi.
Good.
Good to see you.
You have a new baby cousin?
Yes.
Cousin baby?
Yes.
That is a large baby.
That baby is as big as you.
So I heard-- so you're a dancer, obviously.
And I heard you caught your mom dancing around the house.
Yes.
What was she doing?
She was twerking in the house, and I didn't want her to do it.
You don't want her twerking?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
How come you don't want
[LAUGHTER]
your mama-- Why don't you want your mama twerking?
Because you don't supposed to do that in front of me.
[LAUGHTER]
But she can do it, just not in front of you.
All right.
So how's school doing?
How are you doing in school?
Good.
Yeah?
Good grades?
You get rewarded if you get good grades?
Yeah.
What do you get?
I get $0.25 for being good on my good grades.
And I got all A's.
Oh good for you!
[APPLAUSE] That's great.
That's good.
Look at that.
And what do you want to do when you grow up?
I want to be a father.
A father?
Why do you want to be a father?
Cause I'm so sweet.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah why waste it?
You need-- if you're sweet, you might even be a father.
That's great.
So Christmas is coming up.
What are you what are you wanting for Christmas?
A human car.
A what car?
A human car.
A human car as opposed to an animal car, I suppose.
[LAUGHTER]
A human car?
What do you want the car for?
Because-- because I want to be a father.
That's why I want a car.
Now I'm figuring this out.
You really mainly just want a car,
and you are using the father as an excuse.
[LAUGHTER]
So, because-- but you want to be a father with a car.
Yes.
Got it.
All right.
So you've been working really hard on this dance
you're going to do for us today, right?
Yes.
Like really hard.
You've been working so hard.
OK well let's see the dance.
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[MUSIC - LIL UZI VERT, "SAUCE IT UP"]
Goin' dumb.
Going dumb.
Sauce it up.
Do too much.
Ain't enough.
Where you from?
Throw it up.
Goin' nuts.
Goin' dumb.
Sauce it up.
Do too much.
Ain't enough.
Where you from?
Throw it up.
Goin' nuts.
Goin' dumb.
Everyday I'm ballin', so you know I'm scoring.
My fish are imported, my pockets enormous.
These keep hatin', this is their last warning.
Met a girl at night, [BLEEP] her through the morning.
Um, no, no, girl I'm sorry.
Hangup girl don't call me.
No, no you will not get me caught up all up on Maury.
Cash out, make it rain, no game, Atari.
Ride me like a Harley, Only boy in the party.
I was on the phone, yeah with Playboy Carti.
Commes des Garcon, hearts all on my cardi'.
I was in the Lamb', Carti he was in the Rari'.
I'm gonna keep on flexin',
you don't like me then I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sauce it up.
[CHEERING]
That was good.
That was really good.
All right.
So I got you some--
I didn't get you a car, but I got you some Christmas gifts,
OK?
[CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
I got you a whole bunch of Disney toys.
And our friends at Shutterfly want you to create memories.
So guess what?
We are sending you and your whole family to Disney World.