- Hey guys, so I wanted to talk to you in this video
about addiction slash addictive personality.
Now, I've had an addictive personality my whole life,
and what I mean by that is not so much that
people are addicted to my personality,
but that I'm easily addicted to other things.
Like meth.
No, but what I mean by that is,
when I start something, I get really engrossed by it.
So I've sorta narrowed it down to the five main things
that I feel like I'm addicted to in my life.
The first one would be my phone.
I'm betting there's a few of you
out there that can relate to that.
I pretty much always have to have my phone with me,
and I find that I'm always either downloading apps
or tweeting you guys or going on Facebook
and answering your questions and things like that.
The second thing that I'm addicted to would be the Internet.
Now, I'm like, extra-addicted to the Internet,
because I canceled my cable subscription a long time ago,
so I stream all of my content online,
whether it's Netflix or watching all of the people
that I subscribe to on YouTube.
The third thing would be caffeine.
(laughing creepily)
I basically have one Monster energy drink a day,
occasionally a Red Bull,
and I'll also have a coffee throughout the day.
That's really bad.
The fourth thing is video games.
Ever since I was young,
I've never been able to just play a video game
like a regular person.
I have to destroy the game.
I have to get all of the secret, hidden achievements.
I have to get all the power-ups.
I have to get all that stuff.
That's why it's like, super important that I don't
play games like Diablo 3, because I played
Diablo 2 in High School, and I was like,
super-addicted to it.
And the fifth thing that I find that I'm
addicted to would be YouTube.
Now, I've sort of worked on this a lot lately.
I used to be a lot more addicted to YouTube,
but recently I've sort of learned to relax.
I do read your comments and things like that,
but I don't go on it as much
as I used to back in the day.
But the real reason for this video is because,
the other day, I was watching a little TV,
and I saw a show called My Strange Addiction.
Now, if you've ever seen this show,
you know how f(beep)ed up some of these people are.
Some of the people on that show
literally just make you go like, what, what.
But the show only covered a few people
and their strange addictions, so it made me wonder
what other weird addictions might be out there.
So, I Googled strange addictions and, (laughs)
the amount that I found would take too long
to tell you about in one video, so I broke it down
into what I feel is the strangest 10.
The first one would be the addiction to tanning.
Now, I don't have a problem with tanning,
but some of the pictures that I see of people,
and some of the people that I see in real life,
it just, you look at them and it looks like
they rolled around in a bag of Doritos.
The next one is the addiction to plastic surgery.
Some of the people that I saw online
just make you think that their pictures are Photoshopped,
and then I found videos of these people
and I realized that they're not Photoshopped.
I don't really get that.
Like, fixing one or two things about yourself,
there's nothing wrong with that, but,
if you get to the point where you have more plastic
in your body than a barbie doll,
you should probably chill out.
The third one was the addiction to funerals.
Now, I didn't even know this existed before I Googled it.
On a related note, I also found a woman
that eats her dead husband's ashes every day.
It didn't say how she eats them.
I don't know if, like, she mixes them into a tea, maybe,
and has, like, a husband tea.
The fourth one was being addicted to being an adult baby.
If you've ever seen a morning talk show,
like Maury Povich, or any of those crappy shows,
you've probably seen somebody like this before.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
It's an adult that dresses up as a baby
and has people care for them 24/7.
And I kinda get that, because I wouldn't mind
someone feeding me, clothing me,
and cleaning up after my poo-poo.
The fifth one is eating glass, rocks, and dirt.
There's actually people out there
that will eat full rocks every day.
There's so many tasty things out there!
Why would these eat people that stuff?
I wish I could just see these people and be like,
"Why don't you try a bowl of Captain Crunch?"
The sixth one is eating cigarettes slash cigarette ashes.
As if smoking wasn't a dirty enough habit,
imagine eating the actual cigarette. (gag)
Although, that might make for a funny social situation,
like, going up to a person, "Hey, you gotta cigarette?"
(eating excitedly)
Number seven is eating nail polish.
There are people out there that actually buy
those little nail polish containers
and shoot them back like shots.
Apparently, there's a really addictive combination
of chemicals that are in nail polish.
I'm trying not to yak saying this, 'cause it's gross,
but I'm wondering how someone
gets addicted to that in the first place.
Like, was a girl, like, painting her nails
and a little drop went in her mouth and she was like,
"Oh, that was delicious!" (gulping)
Number eight is eating couch cushions.
(eating excitedly)
Specifically, the stuffing.
The people that I found online were actually addicted
to the stuffing in the couch cushions,
not the actual cushions themselves.
But my thought isn't so much that it's a weird addiction as,
wouldn't that be an expensive addiction?
I sort of picture this guy wandering around Ikea,
having little samples as he goes along.
Number nine is a guy that was
intimately addicted to his car.
This guy treats his car like it's his girlfriend.
This guy sleeps in his car,
he polishes his car every single day.
I wonder which one of them takes it up the tail pipe.
And finally, number 10 was a girl that drinks gasoline.
This girl actually hides gasoline all over the house
and takes shots of it every single day.
And gasoline is extremely poisonous,
so I guess she has all these medical issues too?
I wonder if, when she's filling up her car,
she's like, "One for you, one for me!"
So yeah, I just wanted to share those with you guys,
because if you have an addictive personality like me,
hopefully, after watching this video,
you won't feel so bad about yourself.
Anyways, that's all for this time
and I'll see you guys next video.
Peace.
(eating excitedly)