mommy why do humans hate us
i don't know matthew our species is
completely harmless to them and we keep
the mosquito population down who are
responsible for killing more humans
every year than other humans do
so humans have no rational reason to
fear us
but they still do
i'm afraid humans aren't that smart
matthew
sleep tight don't let the bed humans
bite love you mommy i love you too
mom
i think the hate that spiders get is a
tad bit undeserved okay fine if you're
in the shower and you see a spider
crawling up your leg like a freaking
pervert then that's an appropriate time
to freak out but other than that spiders
are most likely not going to hurt you
their webs are too weak to trap you they
don't know how to open doors and there's
only like a 50 chance that they're
venomous okay but for real unless you
live in australia the chances of you
dying by a spider bite is pretty low
there are venomous spiders yes and if
you're having a negative reaction to a
spider bite then you should get
treatment but a large percentage of
spiders are harmless even the black
widow known as the most venomous spider
in north america won't kill you if
you're a healthy adult their bite will
be painful for a couple of days sure but
like you'll walk it off that was that
was a joke if you get bitten by a black
widow spider then don't walk it off go
see a doctor and hey if you're lucky
enough you'll get super powers so wait
the two most dangerous spiders in north
america are the brown recluse and the
black widow
what are you trying to say about
dangerous colors america
oh wait the great white shark's even
more dangerous never mind technically
sharks are like
the second least dangerous animal out
there besides puppies because like
they don't want to eat humans i mean
like if you had to fight a spider and a
shark
this this shark would win also spiders
kill pests according to this comic i
made in 2014 and this national
geographic article a single spider can
eat about 2 000 insects a year so if
you're not a fan of flies moths or
mosquitoes which incidentally kills 600
000 people a year then you're on team
spider because they're also not fans of
them well they are fans of them but they
they are fans because they eat them i'm
not saying you have to be roommates with
arachnids i'm just saying that if you
see a spider don't put it through
torture continuously smashing it with a
blunt object oh it's still moving it's
still moving
kill
me
instead get a cup and carefully place it
over a spider they're really dumb so
doing this would be super easy then
scoop up your new best friend with a
piece of paper and yeed it back into the
wild with the rest of god's glorious
creatures
yeah actually there's a high chance that
they won't make it being thrown into a
completely different environment but
they should have thought of that before
they decided to live in my house even
though a spider has eight eyes they have
terrible eyesight so that spider that
landed on your face did not do it
intentionally some spiders that live in
caves are completely blind they don't
even have one eyes but even if they did
have eyes their whole world would still
be pitch black what a sad life to be a
part of just every time you're outside
seeing the sun just think that somewhere
there's a colony of spiders just in pure
blackness
just never seeing the sun never seeing
their children smile or graduate college
they're just sitting in a cave for all
their life
so is nature that is the way this cookie
crumbles also we're forgetting the most
amazing thing about spiders which is
that they're incredibly talented in web
design
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proportionately the silk that makes up a
spiderweb is stronger than the fibers
that make up a bulletproof vest so next
time you go to a gunfight put on a
spiderweb instead the amazing thing
about spiderwebs is that not only can
they save wilbur from being slaughtered
but it's just stupid incredible that
something so small can make such an
intricate shape from nothing but the
material inside their own bodies the
golden silk orb weaver spider has too
many middle names and has enough silk
inside of them to make three full
spiderwebs and it's this guy's job to
pin that spider down and pull out all of
its silk like some kind of spider
predator it's okay though the
documentary said he was just harmlessly
immobilizing
i can't believe this is someone's job i
don't think telling people i'm a
youtuber is that bad anymore so uh what
do you do for a living i harmlessly
immobilize spiders with thumbtacks and
pull silk out of their abdomen to add to
my ever increasing collection what about
you
oh i uh make youtube videos i see people
with arachnophobia being irrationally
afraid of these harmless little guys and
i just don't see the sense of fearing
something that ultimately does good
things for the ecosystem but you know
what we should be afraid of bees bees
are terrifying look they're sucking the
blood out of this guy to make honey
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oh they're dying at an alarming rate
good okay that was a joke bees are
without a doubt the most important
insect on this planet not only do they
have the best work ethic of any living
thing on earth which is why none of them
are youtubers they also pollinate 30 of
the world's crops don't ask me who
pollinates the rest because i don't know
without bees humanity would turn to pure
anarchy bees are so important that world
famous comedian jerry seinfeld made a
documentary about the life of a bee and
what the world would be like without
them but ever since 2006 bees just like
all the memes say have been dying at an
alarming rate the scary thing is that
scientists don't know exactly the reason
for this bpocalypse but they think it
has to do with new pesticides being used
on farms parasites that kill the bee and
global warming so once we figure out how
to fix those three problems we'll be in
good shape
it's a little bee pun we like to have
fun around here now what can you a
concerned citizen do to stop the
dropping population of bees most likely
nothing because i don't think anyone
watching this makes laws about
pesticides or stopping global warming so
we just gotta sit back and hope the
people who make those laws know the
importance of bees
but maybe you should plant a couple
flowers just to be on the safe side the
reason i have a fear of bees is that
i've gotten stung by a bee not three
times not four times but two times two
two times now obviously as i've grown i
see the importance of bees and i know
not to throw rocks at them the first
time i got stung i was outside and i
guess i was playing too close to a
beehive because i got stung on my arm
and i cried a lot the second time i was
in my backyard barefoot and i was
walking around and you know how
sometimes when you're about to do
something and your brain realizes that
you're about to make a mistake but your
body is already committed to the motion
and you don't have enough time to stop
yourself so i was in the middle of
taking a step and i saw that i was about
to step on a bee but my body didn't have
the reaction time or the motor skills to
avoid the step and
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i'm sure the bee was just acting in
self-defense but
man that scarred me some people may have
an allergic reaction to bee stings and
they should go to a hospital if they get
stung but in my case it just hurt a lot
and my mom put baking soda over where i
got stung and i cried when people found
out i was afraid of bees they would
always tell me that bees are docile
creatures and they only sting you if
they feel threatened they would say the
same thing about spiders too by the way
so whenever i would see a bee i would
silently freak out and stay as still as
a rock cause unlike spiders with bees
you're not allowed to fight back you'll
both lose if that happens i gotta show
this b how unthreatening i am they
should be able to just take a look at me
and and know that but then when a bee
lands on your arm
holy frick
that's true fear you just have to
quietly watch the bee hoping it didn't
just have a bad day and decide to end
its life on you that never happened
though ever since i took a more calm
approach to bees i've never been stung
and i've never been bitten by a spider
either wasps though they're just mean
they can pack up and leave for all i
care i don't give a crap about wasps
so what did we learn
hey everyone thank you so much for
watching this video about the spiders
and the bees i know it's kind of a weird
topic but i've been traumatized by bees
okay and i think spiders aren't as bad
as the internet says they are me and my
merch guys are doing a raffle for the
month of march and the winner of the
raffle will get an all expenses paid
trip to vidcon in july and during the
convention we can set time aside and
have a lunch together do something so if
you're interested then check out the
merch store or the link in the
description to see how you can enter
also since you're here be sure to check
out all the people who worked on this
video they're all amazing and talented
and deserve more followers and i think
it's about time that i created a hashtag
on twitter for the fan art so starting
today if you make fan art then be sure
to use the hashtag oddonesoutfanart so i
can find it easier also i'm going to be
doing a live show with domix jade
animations egoraptor and rubber ross on
april 26 in la the show's called
scribble showdown and we're going to be
playing some drawing games live so if
that's something you're interested in
then be sure to check out the link in
the description and lastly i have to
thank matpat and steph for doing some of
the voices in this video i remember
watching matpat's stuff before i even
started youtube and now that he's in one
of my videos it's just really really
cool so thank you matt and that's about
it with announcements thank you all for
watching but hey that's just a theory a
bee theory wear your seat belt