GLICTH PRODUCTIONS ARE THE BEST PRODUCTIONS YET SO LMFAO
Subtitles by Zerek and SplatBoy_
Mario: Ooh! Very scary!
Mario: Babe, you are s*xy!
Fridge: ...
Mario: *crying*
Shroomy: *claps*
Bob: *falls of a chair*
Axol: *moans*
Meggy: *inkling gibberish*
Luigi: Oh... *crying* MARIO!
Mario: NO! Mamma mia...
Mario: *crying*
Mario: Hoo! Okie-dokie!
Mario: Bob, it's-a your turn!
Bob: *footsteps*
Bob: sUp HoMiEs, ThE nAme'S BOb
Bob: aLRiGHT fOLks thIS Is a BaNAna i FoUND in mY NeiGHtBOrHoOD aREA
Bob: oTHErWISe kNOWn aS thE dumPSTEr
SMG4: I give up! That's it! *footsteps*
SMG4: Wow! Fantastic!
Mario: I don't think you can go there!
SMG4: *footsteps*
*whoosh*
Mr Hall Monitor: *slow turning around*
SMG4: Hey! I was just... leaving! *nervous laugh*
Mr Hall Monitor: *windows xp default sound effect*
SMG4: ᵁʰ... ʸᵉᵃ... ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒʷ...
Mr Hall Monitor: *windows xp critical error sound effect*
SMG4: AAAAAAAAA
Mr Hall Monitor: *door slam*
SMG4: WHAT THE H**L WAS THAT?!
Tari: *little laugh* Uhm... Mario?
Mario: Mhh! Oh... Ya mamma mia. *italian gibberish*
Mario: *hysterical laugh*
Mario: Alrighty! Let's-a go!
Mario: *eghm*
Mario: "OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY A*S"
Mario: Hm?
Meggy: *inkling gibberish*
Mario: Fine! *italian gibberish* Mhh!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Luigi *Laugh*
Old man: I love you honey...
Meggy: C'mon show me your moves! (Captain Falcon)
Smg4: Hmph! Take that! (Heavy)
*Windows XP Shutdown sound*
Luigi: Yah!
Luigi: *Laugh* Go Weegie! Go Weeg-
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Boopkins: Aaah! Im so sorry!
Tari: Let's do this!
Tari: *Laugh*
Tari: Wahoo! Yay!
Meggy: NO! (Heavy)
Axol: Eheh!
*Slap*
Axol: Ow!
Meggy: Stop it!
*Sad*
Shroomy: Oh! Ah! Eh! Oh! Yeah!
Shroomy: Shotgun!
Shroomy: I missed...
Bob: IM PERFECT!
Bob: IM TOO PERFECT!
Mario: Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
Mario: YAHOO!
*OOF*
Old man: *singing*
Old man: Hi there young lady!
Meggy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Boopkins: Hi! Welcome to the Anime Club!
Axol: Yay!
Boopkins: Oh! Were gonna watch Boku no taikou no sensei wa sakidasai!
Tari: Woohoo!
Tari: Yes!
Boopkins: My gym teacher is a sexy rhinoceros!
Tari: WHAT?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*T-Rex sound from Jurrasic Park*
*Japanese gibberish*
IT BROKE MY DICK
Joker: My god your greasy...
Shroomy: Guys! Im scared!
Meggy: *vomit*
Axol: Ah thats hot! (Will Smith)
Tari: Hmm...
Tari: No?
Boopkins: Oh! Sure thing! You can watch Pokemon!
Jessie: we're Team Rocket!
Jessie: And we want your Pikachu!
Ash: Okay! take it
James: Excellent!
Mario: *Scream*
Mario: Yipee!
Everyone except Boopkins: Yeaaaaaah!
Smg4: And then you put this thing in that thing in that thing in this thing and your done!
Smg4: Any questions?
Bob: God dammit!
Bob: I made a Mac!
Boopkins: Yay! My sculpture is all done!
Tari: Yes!
*Optimus Prime*
Shroomy: Lalalala!
Shroomy: Best computer ever!
*woomy*
Smg4: You little sh*t!
Mario: All done :D
Mario: Oooooh...
Smg4: HOLY SH*T!
*Everyone screaming*
Demon: AW HELL NO!
Bob: Okay class!
Bob: What's the square root of...Uh?
Bob: 6?
Mario: Pinis
Bob: Wow great answer!
Demon: I aint need to see no more sh*t down here!
Shroomy: Hey guys! Welcome to the hunting club!
Shroomy: Where we shoot animals for sport!
Tari: AAAAAH!
Tari: Oh no!
Shroomy: Did i say shoot them?
Shroomy: I mean give them a nice hug with these rubber bullets
Shroomy: Yay!
Tari: Ooooh!
Tari: Yay!
Shroomy: Alright!
Shroomy: Now let's begin!
Shroomy: Grrrr!
Shroomy: Sniping is a good job might!
Shroomy: Challenge and work
Shroomy: Out of doors...
Bob: Boring!
Shroomy: Professionals have standards...
Shroomy: Be polite...
Mario: aaaaaaaaw...
Mario: That's-a-so nice!
Shroomy: STOP RIGHT AWAY WITH THAT!
Shroomy: NOW WATCH AND LEARN!
Duck: It sure is boring arou- (Link face of evil)
*oof*
Shroomy: Ahah!
Shroomy: Tadaaa!
Bob: Oof! Baby stop!
Bob: So all we need to do is shoot an animal right?
Bob: THERES ONE!
Axol: OOOOOH!
Bob: Nailed it!
Mario: Om nom nom!
Zebra: AAAAAAAAH!
Luigi: *Laugh* Boopkins: Yay :D
BOOM!
Elephant: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Elephant: *crying*
Shroomy: Holy Dooley!
Shroomy: NOT ON MY WATCH!
Shroomy: Let's see what i got!
Shroomy: YAAAAAAAAH!
*Inkling gibberish*
Shroomy: First, you YEET the Lolly!
Shroomy: Then!
Shroomy: YOU BEAT THE LOLLY!
Lynel: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Shroomy: Uh...Guys?
Shroomy: H-help...
Shroomy: Guys?!
Lynel: ROOOOOOOOOA-
Tari: Yay!
Tari: Heya! Excuse me?
Tari: Yay! Woohoo!
*humming the mario theme song*
Tari: Let's do this!
Tari: Let's play!
Tari: Okay!
Boopkins: Oh me first!
Tari: Hey thats pretty good!
Boopkins: Oh! I landed on a duck!
Boopkins: What does that mean?
Tari: Take that!
Tari: Gotcha!
Boopkins: Oh! Yay!
Tari: Yep!
Tari: Yipee!
*inklings gibberish*
Tari: You're funny!
Tari: Nice!
Tari: Keep going!
Bob: Oh sh*t now we vibe in!
Boopkins: Oh i like this game!
Mario: Yahoo!
Mario: Yipee!
*italian gibberish*
Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Tari: Oh no!
Bob: Ladies and gentlemen
Bob: Welcome to the mystery club
*inkling gibberish*
Bob: It's a mystery
Bob: Oh young naive Axol
Bob: Thats exactly it!
Boopkins: Uhh?
Bob: The first rule of mystery club
Bob: Is to figure out what mystery club is.
*Italian gibberish*
Bob: Shut your bitch Italian ass up Mario
Bob: I have here a box
Bob: A box of...
Bob: MYSTERY
Bob: And inside it holds the secrets to find out what this club is about
Bob: Who wants to open it?
Boopkins: Ooh! me! me!
Bob: Well then little Boopkins...
Bob: Open it!
Bob: Your destiny awaits you...
Boopkins: Ooooh...
Boopkins: What's that?
Boopkins: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey
Bob: Sorry fam!
Bob: This next clip is...
Bob: A MYSTERY
Smg4: Man everything sucks so much ass it's not really that funny...
*inklings gibberish*
Bob: I swear if you make me do another physical activity I'm gonna scream
Boopkins: Ooh! What about a friendship club?
Mario: Why are you gay?
Tari: You can do it! Keep going!
Smg4: Oh! Oh! What is it?
*whispering*
Tari: Woohoo!
Tari: Yay!
Bob: WILL YOU SHUT UP!
Bob: SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Bob: Hehe!
Bob: Stupid school.
Bob: That stupid ass security guard can eat a chode
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Thanks for watching!
Subtitles made by Zerek and SplatBoy (Me)
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