[Interviewer] - Who in your family drinks coffee?
- My mom.
[Interviewer] - And what is your mom like
before she has coffee?
- She's constipated
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[Interviewer] - First we have a hint
on what today's episode is all about.
- Is this a Hazel nut?
[Interviewer] - Nope.
Yep. It's a coffee bean.
We are trying Starbucks iced beverages
- Ice beverages. I love Starbucks.
[Interviewer] - You wanna give it a try?
- Yeah.
[Interviewer] - All right, let's close your eyes please.
- Smells like coffee.
- Ew. Bitter.
[Interviewer] - If it's bitter, why are people drinking it?
- They have four kids.
- People say that if kids drink coffee,
they'll become shorter, but that's not true.
Parents only say that because it only gets you hyper.
So you won't be bouncing off the walls.
- I don't know.
- I don't like the taste of it, but we're still drinking it.
- Yes.
[Interviewer] - That's what we're trying to find out.
- Let's see if there's something better than this.
- Is this Avocado?
- Matcha.
- This doesn't taste terrible.
It's okay.
- This is better than the other one.
[Interviewer] - This is my favorite drink.
- It's actually kind of good.
[Interviewer] - Matcha is actually just a kind of tea,
and it's known for mindfulness.
Do you know what mindfulness looks like?
- We'll do some yoga.
- This is so pretty.
[Interviewer] - Try it.
Do you know what it is?
- No.
- It's a pink drink.
- I love it. Yay.
[Interviewer] - Seem a little more hyper now.
- Yeah.
[Interviewer] - What does caffeinated mean?
- Tag, you're it.
- I think this might be the longest name in the world.
[Interviewer] - Try and read what's on the back there.
- Trenta iced coffee.
- 12 pumps sugar-free vanilla.
- 12 pumps of Hazel nut syrup, 12 pumps of caramel syrup.
- 5 pumps skinny mocha.
- A splash of soy.
- Coffee to the star of the siren's head
[Interviewer] - Who orders this?
- Some crazy person.
- Yep.
Best one. Everything is so good about it.
- Ew.
[Interviewer] - You don't like it?
- It's bitter. For the kids, I really don't recommend it.
[Interviewer] - What is your mom like
before she has coffee?
- She's constipated
[Interviewer] - And then show me what it's like
after she has her coffee.
- Okay. I'm ready to go poop now. That's what she says.
- No. This is a new shirt. I just got it from Gucci.
- I think what makes cold coffee better than warm coffee,
is cause it's like getting a cold shower but in a drink.
- I'm not gonna drink this. My mother can.
[Interviewer] - What do you feel?
Do you want more?
That's called addiction. Yeah.