-Ladies, listen up. We had a Hot Girl Summer.
And -- whoo! -- did we kill it.
But now it's getting a little chilly outside.
-A little chilly. Brrrr!
-Well, I'm here to tell you that the weather
may be getting cooler, but we're just heating up.
Megan Thee Stallion, J-Fal.
-What up? -Drop the beat.
-♪ Starin' outside, all the leaves are changin' ♪
♪ Feelin' kind of cold, can't stop complainin' ♪
♪ Days gettin' shorter with that setting sun ♪
♪ Guess Hot Girl Summer is really done ♪
♪ Then my phone rings, and I look to see ♪
♪ It says "Megan Thee Stallion" on the caller I.D. ♪
♪ She says... ♪
-♪ Jimmy, you're not making any sense at all♪
♪ After Hot Girl Summer comes... ♪
-No. You're not saying...
-♪ Hot Girl Fall, bitch ♪
♪ Yeah, it's finally here ♪
♪ It's the season to get cozy with a pumpkin-ass beer ♪
♪ Grab a cable-knit scarf and your trunkiest sweater ♪
♪ 'Cause the summer was dope, but the fall's even better ♪
-So, wait.
Megan, can I do Hot Girl Fall, too?
-Um, of course. Hot Girl Fall is for everyone.
-If I do Hot Girl Fall, is it called Hot Guy Fall?
-Uh, no. -Okay, that's cool.
-♪ Hot Girl Fall is a state of mind ♪
♪ It's a jack-o'-lantern filled to the brim with wine ♪
♪ It's sending sexy pics of your turkey breast ♪
♪ It's you and your dog getting matching vests ♪
♪ Getting lit as hell on a hayride ♪
♪ Spending all my cash baking mad pies ♪
♪ Roll my turtleneck to my hairline ♪
♪ This is Hot Girl Fall, this is real time ♪
-♪ Gonna go to Staples, gonna stock up ♪
-♪ No, he don't go to school, but who gives a [bleep] ♪
-♪ Got a 2-inch binder, a 12-month planner ♪
♪ A three-hole puncher, and a handheld scanner ♪
♪ Make it rain the club with these stacks of dough ♪
♪ I got a hole puncher, girl, I'll make it snow ♪
♪♪
-♪ Hot Girl Fall, bitch ♪
♪ Yeah, we havin' some fun ♪
♪ And you know for Halloween, my costume will be a pun ♪
♪ Said nothin' makes me hotter
than some temperate weather ♪
♪ 'Cause the summer was dope, but the fall's even better ♪
-Yeah. Black Thought on the track.
-Let's do this.
♪ The fall's the best season, there is just one reason ♪
♪ I wear the same thing from New York to Ibiza ♪
♪ I can be myself when I reach for the shelf ♪
♪ Basically, I wear one pattern and nothing else ♪
♪ Plaid shirt, plaid belt ♪
♪ Plaid pants, and a plaid kilt ♪
♪ Gingham, tartan, tattersall ♪
♪ Houndstooth, plaid, I own them all ♪
♪ Madras, Glen plaid, windowpane ♪
♪ I've got plaid inside my veins ♪
-Wow. That was intense.
-No, you do you, Tariq. That's a plaid king right there.
-Catch me at J.Crew. How about that?
-♪ Hot Girl Fall, bitch ♪
-♪ It's a Hot Girl Fall ♪
-♪ Hot Girl Fall, bitch ♪
-♪ It's a Hot Girl Fall ♪
-Summer was just a preview. You heard it here first.
MTS, J-Fal. Yeah. Hot Girl Fall.
-And get your flu shots, mother[bleep]