So like, I've mentioned a few times here and there but I used to be a fat kid. I was pretty
fat all through school until the very end of high school when I lost a bunch of weight
and realized that still nobody cared, so y'know that tells you everything about me right there.
But when I heard about this new Netflix show Insatiable y'know it caught my attention.
The story of a fat kid who loses weight and gets revenge on her classmates?! I mean does
the FBI record our dreams now too?! So the show's been out now for a little bit and like
I do around these parts of Youtube I thought I'd take a little look and just y'know see
how it is. So, let's take a walk. The show starts out kinda just like that other movie
the Kissing Booth and we get this very abridged back story of our main character Patty.
I went on my first diet at just 8 years old. For as long as I can remember I've been hungry.
Insatiable, really. OOOH they said the name of the show! Oooh!
The target of bullying and cruel jokes. Y'know I just gotta say okay there is no high
school in the US at least that has this many thin fit kids in it like like the whole show
(at least from an introductory standpoint) hinges on this idea that Patty is the only
fat kid in the entire school. Now okay, sure. Like I understand this to a degree like when
you're a fat kid it kinda feels like that but like for example okay this whole like
spray painting on the lockers thing is that really a thing? Like every high school show
or movie or whatever like it always has this scene in it but like I've never sceen this
or heard of this in real life ever. Anyway so just like all of us fat kids, Patty wants
to lose weight but doesn't really know how to go about doing it so she just kinda like
stops eating for awhile and surprise surprise things don't go so well.
Smells like bacon. Just ignore 'em. Are you okay? When was the
last time you ate? Last Tuesday.
I was used to feeling bad about myself. High school was a nightmare. But Brick Armstrong--
His name is Brick? Brick?! How does that even happen?!
Ahaaa, people call me Brick 'cause that's all I have in my head ahaha wanna make out?
So Patty over here is pleasantly surprised that a boy is talking to her?! So of course
naturally that means he's in love with her and they're gonna get married and have like
7 kids right? Brick? Brick Armstrong?
Yeah. Oh, you're the one from my gym class. You feelin' better?
Patty wants to ask you for coffee. To say thanks for earlier. Y'know, like a date.
You thought that just 'cause I was nice to you that--wow.
So like, this is a small but perfect example of how this show is just really like on the
nose about everything. I mean like there's no room for subtext or subtlety or anything.
Everything's just in your face. Anyway, so long story short, Patty's humiliated, eats
away her feelings, fights a homeless guy y'know like you do. Gets her jaw broken and then
wired shut, goes 3 months on a liquid diet and ends up looking like this.
Where's Patty? You said she got her wires out today.
I'm right here. Hey. It's so nice to finally meet you Mr.
Armstrong. So this guy here is Bob, Patty's lawyer. 'Cause
that homeless guy she punched ends up suing her. Now Bob's secret is that he moonlights
as a beauty pageant coach. But when his protege or like I dunno whatever they're called anyway
she loses and her mom blames him. This is your fault! For trying to dim her
light. I want my money back. Or else! Or else what? It's over, Regina.
I demand a rematch! He touched her hoohoo! What?
So flash forward to today, and thanks to all this, Patty is the only client Bob can get.
But Patty, being a former fat kid, starts to fall in love with Bob--yup, not makin'
this up--because he's the only guy who's ever really been nice to her.
Did I tell you Bob called me pretty? No one's ever said that to me before.
I do. All the time. Yeah but it's different. You're a girl. He's
a man. And a total DILF. No, don't. What are you writing in here? Ewww. Are you
crazy? He's a child molester! Which means I might actually have a shot.
Ahem. Anyway, so Patty and Bob are having one of
their little coaching sessions about what she should and shouldn't say and all that
but Patty just can't let go of her former fat kid mentality.
When you're on the stand you are playing a role and you're done playing fatty Patty.
Play the damsel-- I'm trying!
Come here. Tell me what you feel about what you see.
I'm afraid if I get fat again you won't think I'm beautiful.
You are beautiful. Inside and out. Y'know that phrase "You're beautiful inside
and out? Like I've always thought it was so weird. I mean I get what it means sure but
doesn't it just sound like something a serial killer would say?
Darlin', you're beautiful inside and out. So thanks to her newfound superpowers, Patty
wins the case (sort of) but you think that's enough for ol' Pats over here? Oh man, she's
just gettin' started. Case dismissed! We should celebrate.
I want revenge. Against anyone who's ever been mean to me. I want more.
The best revenge is a life well-lived. You could be a role model. A role model?! What
part of ANY of this is worth looking up to exactly? Although I guess to be fair y'know
like with the internet the way it is now like anyone can be an influencer you know what
I'm saying? Hey guys welcome back to my channel first
off I'm sorry I haven't uploaded much recently I've just been soo busy with all these secret
projects that I can't tell you about but I'll keep mentioning 'cause y'know that's not annoying
or anything. Anyway so today I wanna share with you my super secret technique for getting
that summer bod in just 3 months. It's really simple guys and you can do it almost anywhere.
Okay? Here we go. Step 1. So after this Bob asks if he can coach Patty
in beauty pageants since her whole weight loss story is inspiring to someone, but her
mom says no and they end up going to some kind of like meeting or something?
I know I'll never wake up in the middle of a field again. And I couldn't have done it
without your support. But then something totally shocking happens.
When I first came in here I never thought I'd last a day. I lost my job, my home. But
I didn't admit I had a problem until I punched a fat girl in the face. And I don't know if
I'll ever forgive myself. Okay so for the rest of this just try and follow along as
best you can. So she seduces the homeless guy to get revenge, starts to set him on fire,
thinks that might not be the best idea she's ever had, calls Bob and tells him that she
will do the beauty pageant no matter what her mom says. And if you think I'm making
this up, I am not. Soooo yeah. There's a lot to unpack with this show. It's uh. . . y'know
I don't think I've ever seen a show quite like this and I've seen a lot of shows. It's
one of those shows that really couldn't be anywhere except Netflix like no TV network
would dare air this. But like really though I don't even know if I liked it or not, like
there's just so many bizarre things that happen in this show like there's this 16-year-old
girl and she falls in love with this like 40-year-old dude but like we're supposed to
root for them or something? And like he's not even a sexy vampire or like anything he's
just some guy? Y'know usually I try to end these videos with something like "But you
know I can see how this would appeal to some people" or something like that but like real
talk for a second, I don't even comprehend what I just watched. Like I-I mean I guess
check it out for yourself? Like I just don't even know what to say anymore.
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