Spencer and Harper, these two are extremely competitive.
Especially when it comes
to locking down a special someone.
I'm sick of just dating fun women who loves sports
and brew their own beer and don't want to commit.
I want something more than that.
Let's take a look at their flirtiest moments
to find out who has the most game.
Starting off with Spencer.
His smooth talking is a major help
when it comes to landing a lad.
Sure, we can go to some fancy restaurant
and put on a dating persona
but I'm just not into all that artifice.
No. I want you to get to know the real me.
Yeah, I was thinking we could hang
at my place tonight.
You know, my eyesight is bad, so...
I'm really looking forward to actually seeing you.
[laughing]
Okay, I'll see you later. Bye-bye.
But it can often get him into a lot of trouble.
Listen, this is embarrassing,
but I have forgotten hot eyewash lady's name.
All I need you to do it pretend to be my butler,
dig through her purse,
and look at her driver's license.
Your hands are really soft.
You're not Freddie, are you?
Ah! [buzzing]
I remember now. It's Sarah? Sarah, hi.
What a funny...
[sighing] Are you there?
However, when he met Harper's cousin,
the two had an instant connection,
and I'm talking fireworks.
I'm Maeve. I'm, uh, Harper's cousin
that was kidnapped and taken to sea.
- Oh. - It's so nice to me--
- Oh. Gee. Oh, my dear. - Oh. Ooh.
I, uh, I guess I haven't gotten my land legs yet.
Well, lucky for me, I got to catch you.
[dinging]
- Thank you. - You had such an ordeal.
Yeah. I try to look on the bright side.
I saw a lot of the world... when I wasn't blindfolded.
Wow. Your attitude is so refreshing.
You know what else is refreshing?
Is that from the Adriatic?
Yes, Excellent nose.
[laughing]
His first date game was solid,
and Spencer pulled out all the stops,
earning him some major points.
I got Chinese, DVDs and a stuffed Maltese.
You know, just in case you need a comfort object.
Y'all ate already?
Oh. Yeah, I told Spencer
how much I was missing the ocean,
and he surprised me with my favorite dinner.
[dinging]
An Alaskan crab leg buffet.
You should have seen how adorable she was
cracking those legs.
Yeah, cute.
But I thought Chinese was your favorite food.
Since when do you like crab?
Since I spent four years at sea.
Plus, my kidnappers were very anti gluten,
so I kind of don't do Chinese anymore.
That makes sense.
But you still like action movies, right?
Because I got Taken one through three.
Ooh, I shouldn't have got Taken one through three.
Yeah, I've had enough action/adventure
in my real life, you know.
So, these days, I'm more into---
- Romance? - Yes.
It's funny you should mention romance movies and the sea,
because I have another surprise for you.
[music playing]
Spencer, this is amazing!
Well, there is one more thing, but I don't know,
maybe it's over the top!
Well, we wouldn't want that!
May I sketch you?
Are we about to live out my Titanic fantasy?
Y'all know how that movie ends, right?!
Moving on to Harper. She has no problem
when it comes to attracting someone.
For you, parties are a never ending buffet
of people who want to sleep with you;
cute guys, hot girls,
ridiculously gorgeous, non-binary lawyers
who get your name tattooed on their thigh.
That only happened twice.
Her game is so strong
that she often woos her customers at Skybucks.
How much do I owe you?
Nothing. But I would accept your phone number as a tip.
You're sweet, but a date with me cost 500 an hour.
And I bet it's worth every penny.
Well, I don't have that so have a great day.
Harper may have a tough time
keeping things strictly professional.
I love working for you.
And we click creatively, and I really admire you.
But I think that some of those feelings
might be crossing the line, and... I think you feel it, too.
Yeah, I do.
But we work together, and this is my dream job.
You're my dream stylist,
and it's really helping me push myself creatively.
I think we need to put that first.
Me, too.
So we agree. We're just gonna close our eyes,
turn off our feelings for the sake of professionalism.
[chuckles]
I really love your boundaries.
Uh-huh.
Okay. Erase. [chuckles]
Erase. Zip! They're gone. All right.
[laughing]
Well, I'm so glad that worked.
[laughing]
But in the end,
she's always able to get the girl.
The final moment that really showcased
their true game, was at Neville's wedding.
Harper and Spencer had a friendly competition
to see who could get the most phone numbers.
I regret I have but one Spencer to share
with so many lonely women.
Uh-uh. Not having it. 'Cause at this wedding,
you'll be sharing the lonely women with me.
And I'm the undisputed queen of wedding hook ups.
Undisputed? I dispute it.
Is that a challenge?
Oh, Harper, if Mark McGwire wanted to face off
in a home run derby, would that be a challenge?
Depends. Are you saying you use performance enhancing drugs?
All right, let's see who gets the most phone numbers
by the end of the weekend. Then we'll know
who's the true hookup king.
Gender neutral monarch.
The two words neck and neck with seven numbers.
Seven numbers. Hope you're ready to spend a romantic Saturday
at clown college.
Joke's on you. I did immersion therapy,
so now clowns only make me cry sometimes.
Besides, I've got seven numbers too.
Just when it looked like it would end in a tie.
Our bet is making me feel gross.
I agree.
I should have never stooped to your level.
Truce?
Oh, beautiful ceremony.
So meaningful.
Thank you.
Harper secured one more from Rabbi Lowenstein
making her the winner.
Call me, bubbelah.
[chuckles]
I win. Enjoy the compost festival, sucker.
I heard they have a worm symposium,
a methane workshop and a raffle for a bucket, okay?
I know you can still hear me.
And after all that,
looks like this one's just too close to call.
Seriously?
Who do you think has the most game?
Let us know in the comments.