- Sex is funny.
- I would only smash her with one of her iconic headbands,
and on the Met steps.
- (laughs) Woah!
- I feel God in this Chili's right now.
(Dani laughs)
- (React) Today, we are playing a lighthearted game
of Smash or Pass. - Oh!
- (React) With some iconic on-screen girlfriends.
- Let's go. - Okay.
- (React) So if you see somebody that looks
like maybe they're in high school, imagine your high school self.
- That's gonna be really hard.
So long ago. - Shut up.
- Smash. - (React) Wow.
- It looks like my mom, no.
I can't even, I just can't even look at this anymore.
- I really like Natalie a lot. - Who is this?
(React laughs) - Nancy! (screams)
Stranger Things! - (React) Yes!
(Brian gasps)
- [Censored] yeah! - But as her character?
- Anything, man.
- (React) You haven't seen Stranger Things?
(gasps)
So Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things.
- Oh my God.
- (React) She will go... (laughs)
- Should I move? - (React) I know!
- Should we leave the room? - Give me some wide berth. (laughs)
(both laugh)
- (React) She will go into the Upside Down for you.
- Oh. - What does that even mean?
- I'm gonna go upside down for her. - Upside down in multiple ways!
(both laugh)
- (React) She writes for the newspaper,
she looks out for her sibling and his friends,
she knows how to use a gun.
- Yeah, really well. (laughs) - (React) Really well.
- Really well. (laughs)
- (React) She's not 100% sure who she loves.
- And that's not a very attractive quality.
- (React) No it's not, it's the only one.
- You like a committed woman. - [Censored] yeah.
- Are you a committed man? (Julian sighs)
- Pow! - She looks very shaky.
I don't trust her with a gun.
- She kinda like had to grow up faster, because her parents made her.
(gunfire echoes)
- Small hands. (laughs)
- (Nancy) Yeah, mine's bigger.
- (laughs) Mine's bigger! Ha ha ha!
- The mousy brunettes. - Mousy brunette, is that you?
- They do something to me, yeah.
- (React) Not a mousy brunette. - (laughs) Not a mousy brunette.
- That's her brother's friend,
and so she didn't want him to be alone,
so she danced with him.
- That makes me wanna smash her, 'cause she was nice to him.
- Smash. - (React) Wow, easy for you.
- Wow. - So easy.
- Not it, she's not it for me. - That's fair.
- Yeah, pass. She's a writer.
I'm not really into like writers, or like a newspaper girl.
Not my vibe, really.
We just wouldn't have anything in common,
I don't like to read books, I guess, I don't know.
Hmm. (React laughs)
- I'm gonna smash. - We're smashing.
- Because she's sweet.
- A sweet smash. - A sweet smash.
- I love her! - I get it.
- I'd take her Upside Down any day. (laughs)
- What is this, Riverdale?
- Yeah, right? - (React) Mm-hmm.
- Smash!
- Ew. (Julian laughs)
- Ew. - I hated her.
- Okay, wait, is this Riverdale? - (React) Yes.
(Brian laughs)
- She is the C-U-N-T.
- My mom watched it. - Hmm.
- Because she likes watching bad shows, but...
- The show was great.
- (React) So Veronica, she is rich.
(cash register dings) (Dani laughs)
She will sneak into jail to see you,
and actually break you out. - Okay.
- (React) She has a lot of connections in Riverdale,
she will defend her family, and she's a self-made entrepreneur.
(plates clattering)
- Smash!
- (Veronica) Neither was that, papi. - Slay.
- (Veronica) Well, I don't follow rules, I make them.
- (laughs) I'm loving that awful push into the locker.
It's like eh, and the guy's like bwah!
- (Veronica) You're angry and hurting, and probably terrified,
I know I am.
- Let him cry!
- Is that a man crying? (laughs)
- Yeah.
- [Censored]. - Smash!
- Smash, like she did his face.
- I'm sorry, but I'm like good.
- Smash! - Smash!
Woo, smash! - Nothing wrong with her!
Nothing wrong!
- She was annoying on Riverdale, pass.
- Smash.
She's gotta keep her mouth closed. (laughs)
- Yeah! (laughs)
- I don't know this one. - My mom watched this one.
- Hmm.
- (gasps) I love Emily in Paris.
She was one of my crushes, she had like the best eyebrows.
- (gasps) Yes.
- Lily Collins? - That's Phil Collins's daughter.
- Oh! - Do you know Phil Collins?
- I do know Phil Collins. - Oh thank God,
I was gonna be like I'm 87 years old.
- (React) She has #Girlboss energy. - Period.
- (React) She lives to work.
She is a hardworking marketing executive,
she lives in Paris,
she is easily impressed, but also...
- Oh, that's good. - (React) Easily let down.
(both laugh)
She is open to learning about new things though.
- A lot of successful women here.
- Looks great, lovely personality. I'm not trying to live in France.
- I can move to France.
(React laughs) (Brian laughs)
- (Emily) Gabriel!
- That's Gabriel. - (Gabriel) Emily?
- Kiss her! - Yes!
That should be us. - Yep.
- Yep. - Not fair.
- Oh! (laughs) That went somewhere.
That's still going somewhere!
- (Emily) I am tres excitee to be here.
- (man) Excitee does not mean excited, it means horny.
- Are you horny for her?
- I'm tres excitee. (both laugh)
- (Emily) "Dol-eur" - (woman) "Dol-eur"
- "Eur." - "Dol-eughr, dol-eughr"
- "Lugh" - (Emily) "Dol-eur."
Why is le vagin, and not la vagin?
- (Sylvie) Oh, you mean le vagin.
- Le vagin. (Jack laughs)
- (Sylvie) Maybe because it's something a woman owns,
and a man possesses?
- (Emily) Your language is seriously F'd up.
(both laugh)
- I'm sure she wouldn't mind moving back to the states.
- Nope. - I like her, I think she's cute.
- Smashing. - We're tres smashing.
- We're tres smashing.
- Smash. - Smash.
(React gasps)
- Yeah, I almost threw you for a loop there.
- Oh yeah.
(Brian gasps) - Is this from Pose?
- No no no. - Empire.
- It's the HBO show, no no no, not Empire.
Oh my God, I can't remember the name of the show!
- (React) Who is this, do we know?
- That's Issa Rae. - It's Issa Rae.
- You don't know who [censored] Issa Rae is?
- I've heard the name.
- Definitely a candidate for something, I don't know.
- Her, her... - Vote for her.
- Her suit is interesting. It's like cut down the middle.
- It's almost like fashion, but also like empowerment.
- I'm confused!
- (React) This is Issa Dee, aka Issa Rae in real life.
- She's so pretty.
- (React) She loves community service. - Okay.
- (React) She is vulnerable about her insecurities,
and Issa's a great friend,
she's had like the same group of girlfriends forever,
and guys are always fighting over her.
- I'm telling you right now, she does not have the time for me.
- Yeah, she's intimidating, and makes me insecure.
- (Issa) You look great.
Who's gonna get that [censored]? You.
(both laugh)
You're gonna walk in there... - That's right, baby!
- (Issa) Pull down your mother [censored] pants.
(both laugh)
And show me what the [censored] you got!
- Just me. This is just me.
- (Issa) Fire, just like this [censored].
- (laughs) Yes!
- And she knows it!
She's like I'm [censored] hot [censored].
- (man) Bro, you keep trying to walk in my space.
- Oh.
- (woman) Stop! - (man) We been had a problem.
- Ooh, masculinity.
- I don't even know what to say,
it's like he's not even the man in the relationship.
She is.
- She has fire [censored]. - Yeah, you know?
She's funny, she's aggressive, you know.
- She's aggressive. - She knows what she wants.
- Confident.
- (React) She's passionate. (bell rings)
- There is no other answer. - Yeah, she's so pretty.
- Step on me, mommy,
but I'm passing if you're not giving me attention.
- I'm smashing!
- (React) (gasps) You're smashing!
- Just because, like, this is gold. - Yeah! (laughs)
- Like, if I had a chance, I'm picking smash!
- Totally smashing Issa Dee. - Oh, we're smashing!
- Hype yourself up before you walk out.
Let's go!
- Damn, this [censored] fire!
- Oh, love her.
You're not gonna know who this is.
- Who is that? - So, she's from...
- Smash! - Never Have I Ever, right?
- (React) Never Have I Ever. - Yeah.
- Is that a show? I haven't seen it.
- (Jack) Yeah.
- What's her name? - (React) Devi.
- Devi, okay.
- (React) She's super funny, she has a fiery temper.
- We love comedy.
- (React) She's really smart.
She can be awkward, but is really honest.
She might even get a tattoo of your name under her boobs.
- That's really [censored] weird.
- (Devi) Got a few prospects.
Couple of guys in the rotashe.
- Rotashe?
- It's John McEnroe.
- (Devi) Not intentionally, no.
- Not intentionally, no. (laughs)
- Funny, you know? - She's really smart.
Very smart as well. - I love that too.
Very, love that too. - She's competitive.
- (Devi) Let's take a rain check. I actually had a huge breakfast.
(Travis laughs)
- 'Cause every high schooler in one of these shows is [censored] cut!
(Dani laughs)
- (Devi) Ow ow, my ear, my ear.
- You're doing great.
- Sex is funny, okay!
Funny [censored] happens.
If you don't have the constitution to laugh about it when you do it...
- Are you laughing during it? - Huh, yeah!
Look. (Jack screams)
- Pass! - Pass.
- Pass. - Sorry dearie.
- Easy pass.
- You like, could not root for her, 'cause you're like,
are you [censored] stupid? Like genuinely.
- Smash.
- Pass. She's not in the rotation.
- Too awkward for me, unfortunately.
- (React) There you go. - Yeah.
- I feel like I wouldn't smash her sexually,
but I would smash her in like,
can you help me with my homework?
- Pam? - Who is Pam?
- The Office. - Like the spray?
Oh. (laughs) - The Office.
- Yes! - Let's go!
- I feel like I am her. (both laugh)
- React Media, this is Anthony.
- She's funny, she likes to play, she jokes with Jim,
which is like the cutest thing ever.
- (React) Pam Beesly, from The Office.
She loves a good prank, she's a very gifted artist,
she will say what she means, she's passionate and romantic,
and she enjoys the simple things in life.
- Love that.
- Love it.
- The whole show, I was just like she deserves someone so good.
- (Pam) I've been trying to be more honest lately,
and I just need to say a few things.
- It's Amy Adams?
- (React) Literally, it looks like her, but it's not.
And fun fact, Amy Adams is also in The Office.
- (whispers) No way.
- (Pam) Why didn't any of you come to my art show?
- Hmm, got 'em. - Yeah, 'call 'em out!
- She's one of those people where you're like
protect her, at all costs. - Protect Pam.
- Just let her stay the way she is.
- (Pam) Now we're not even friends.
- Did they date? - They did.
- (Pam) (laughs) I have so many people to thank for this award!
(both laugh)
First off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them.
I wanna thank God. - Me too.
- (Pam) Because God gave me this Dundie.
- And I feel God in this Chili's right now.
(Dani laughs)
- I feel like I would smash her, I don't know enough about her,
but I feel like she's funny, she has clean shoes,
she wouldn't track dirt in your house.
- She's a little boring, but I'd still smash, yeah.
- Yeah, you don't need to like hang out with her,
you just smash. - You're so right, Anthony.
- Smash and then leave.
- (both) I smash Pam Beesly.
- Smash! - Smash.
- Smash and dash, baby! - Smash and dash.
- Yeah!
- That should be the next thing. Smash or dash.
- (React) Wow! (both laugh)
- Who dat? - I don't know,
but she's already giving prune.
- Hard no, already. - Uh...
- I'm judging right off the bat. I'm sorry, girl.
- (React) So this is Sarah Cameron. - Mm.
- (React) She has money.
- Hate that name. - Mm.
- (React) She's willing to leave her rich lifestyle
to become a Pouge.
In the show, there's Kooks and Pouges,
and Kooks are the rich people, and Pouges are the poor people.
- Ew, why the [censored] would I wanna be a Pouge?
I've got the face of one, but I don't need to be one.
(React laughs)
- (React) She's trustworthy, she'll help you when you're sick,
and she loves a good adventure.
- Mm.
- (man) That's Sarah Cameron, Kook princess.
- (Sarah) Your secret's safe with me, John B.
- Mm.
- The acting. (laughs) All of these clips.
I guess I'm just... - (Anthony) Afraid.
- Afraid.
- I'm afraid every day, [censored].
- (laughs) Just lighting it while you're talking.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
(crickets chirping)
- She has really nice lips. - (React) Yeah.
- Yeah, you know, she did a great job
blowing out that candle. - Oh!
- I'm gonna pass on this one. - (React) Okay.
- I'm gonna say pass.
She's kinda motivated but I'm not like getting that vibe.
I'm not getting like... - Yeah.
- Boss girl vibes, I'm getting just like...
- (laughs) We love boss girls over here!
(bell rings) (buzzer rings)
- (React) Why pass? - Pass?
- I would need someone fun, who can match with me.
- (React) Ooh, yeah. - She seemed fun.
- Pass.
- I'm smashing, but I'm on the fence, to be honest.
- (React) Okay.
- I feel like I don't see you with that type of girl.
- No, just certainly not my type, certainly not my type,
but you know, uh...
- But if you're just talking about smashing.
- Who doesn't wanna broaden their smash horizons?
- I don't know who this is. - I don't know who this is.
- Oh, I was like should I know who this is?
- Smash. - Why?
- (gasps) Ugh, love.
- I know what show she's on! - What?
- Abbott Elementary, yeah! - Yeah!
- First of all, cute.
Second of all, just how damn much she cares about what she does.
Are you kidding me?
- (React) This is Janine Teagues, and she's, excuse me, I burped.
She's very honest. - I did too, just now.
- (React) Wow, twins! - Yeah. (laughs)
- (React) She's caring, goofy and fun personality,
she's passionate, bubbly and positive.
- These are all good things.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- I love, love, love that handshake.
- (Janine) I've been dating my boyfriend since eighth grade.
(Jack laughs) - (Melissa) Like off and on?
- (Janine) No, just on.
- Off and on, since eighth grade?
- (Janine) Why are you all looking at me like that?
- (Barbara) Sweetheart...
- But if it works, it works. - Agreed.
- I've had my fill of the good girl, you know?
I'm looking for a little bit more of...
- A baddie? - The bad boy. (laughs)
- But also, if you know the man in this show, no!
- Oh, is he bad?
- I am passing.
I don't really date other teachers.
- I'm smashing for the friendship. (Travis laughs)
It doesn't have to be like smash.
- I'm gonna pass on her.
- (React) Okay. - Yeah.
- But the handshake is a smash.
- Handshake smash, but overall pass, yes.
- (React) Overall pass.
- I think she is a great, great, great woman,
but not for me.
- She legitimately deserves everything in the world.
- Seriously.
- (React) And what did you just say?
- No, she deserves a good relationship.
- (React) There we go.
- Not a person who she's been dating her whole life,
since eighth grade, eighth grade!?
- (React) I know.
- Now you just realized what happened.
- It took me a second.
- Gossip Girl. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Ugh, I wish we had Blake Lively though.
Not gonna lie. - I don't know.
- Yes, Blair Waldorf.
Totally smashing. - Totally smashing.
- But I would only smash her with one of her iconic headbands
and on the Met steps. - (laughs) Woah!
- Go piss girl!
(group laughs)
- (React) Blair Waldorf, from Gossip Girl.
She's extremely rich, she's a bit of a drama queen.
(Brian winces) Lots of drama,
which, you know, could be fun.
She will love you deeply,
but she'll also spoil you on a major level.
- Yeah.
- (React) 'Cause she's rich as [censored].
- I'm down!
- (Blair) Your boss is a [censored], let's go get lunch.
The fever will pass, like swine flu.
I've been waiting all summer.
- She goes back and forth a lot with her ex.
- (Blair) A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex.
Use once, and throw away.
- Oh [censored]. - She has a good sense of humor.
- Oh, this is when he's about to fall off.
- (Blair) I couldn't bear it. - I couldn't bear it!
- (Blair) Please, don't do that to me.
- She's making it about her! (both laugh)
- If someone that you loved was on the edge,
would you try to save them?
- If it was like a legitimate, like, attempt or whatever,
yeah, I would, but if it was the kind of thing
where they're just doing it for attention,
I'd call that bluff.
- Aw, okay, she saved a man's life. - I mean, yeah.
- I bet she was part of a reason why he was there, though.
(React laughs)
- I'm passing. - Pass.
- She's a lot to handle. - Pass!
- I'm totally smashing. - Oh yeah.
- Totally smashing Blair Waldorf. Iconic TV character.
- But if I was ever on the edge, I hope she would try harder.
(laughs) - Yeah.
- Pass!
- Yeah, I'm good. - Yeah!
- (React) What is it, the drama?
- Yeah.
- Big smash already.
What if we judge based on, like this.
- Smash. - And then you told us about them,
and then we said pass. - Smash, she looks familiar.
- That would be so bad.
- I know who this is!
- That's Pacey from Dawson's Creek. - (React) That's not Pacey.
- Oh, not Pacey. - It's Casey.
- (React) Joey. - Joey.
- Joey.
- Then why did I think, I didn't watch Dawson's Creek,
why did I think, isn't Pacey the boy?
- (React) Yes. (Julian laughs)
- I'm gay, I'm sorry. - That's Pacey!
- My mind goes to the men, I'm gay, I'm sorry!
- (React) This is Joey Potter from Dawson's Creek,
have you heard of the show? - Mm-mm.
- (React) She comes from a humble upbringing,
she's loyal, patient, the OG girl next door.
- Mm-hmm. - (React) Class valedictorian.
- Definitely would pass,
because she was all into that Scientology bull [censored].
- Ooh, really, in real life? - With Tom Cruise.
She was married to Tom Cruise.
- She was married to Tom Cruise?
- Do you know who that is? - It's...
Not Pacey, from Dawson's Creek. It's Joey.
- (React) Katie Holmes.
- Katie Holmes. - Katie Holmes!
- ♪ Still I say ♪ ♪ There's a way ♪
- How the [censored] are you gonna go stab Les Mis like that?
- (React) (laughs) Yeah, I know.
- Butchered it. Butchered.
- (React) Dead. - I need a second.
- Are you gonna be alright? - Give me a second.
- Was he the bad boy in Dawson's Creek?
Or you don't know?
- He was the bad looking boy on Dawson's Creek.
- (laughs) I bet.
- I'm trying not to feel attached right now.
I'm like show me what's wrong, girl.
- ♪ All my life ♪ ♪ I've only been pretending ♪
- Pass. - Pass.
- Smash.
- You guys look like you'd be together,
I'm not gonna lie. - Really?
- Yeah, and I'm passing just on that,
because I can't get in your way. - Aw!
- (React) Pass. - (Brian) Pass!
- I'm good. - (React) What's the main reason?
- The singing.
- The singing confirmed it, but at first, I hated the outfit.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- This is To All The Boys Who Loved Me?
To All The Boys Who've... - I've Loved Before?
- (React) To All The Boys, that's it.
- To what?
- To All The Boys I've Loved Before.
- Yep!
- (React) This is Lara Jean,
from To All The Boys I've Loved Before.
- Oh, I've heard of that show. - (React) It's a movie.
- Mm. - Oh.
(both laugh)
- (React) She's playful, she's super sentimental,
she's loving and caring for her family.
She's a little scared of commitment, but...
- Good to know.
- (Peter) Ah, you're coming in, in your nightgown?
- Ooh, hot tub. - (Lara) Hi.
- Aw.
- That would be so cute to do with like an actual partner.
- (React) Yeah.
- Stop, wait, cut the cameras! (laughs)
- I love that game at the carnival.
- They're not even playing the game right!
You have to look at where you're...
Never mind. (laughs)
- She looks like she likes to have fun,
and she's wholesome and all that.
- Wholesome, that's a great word to use.
- Yeah.
- (React) What's the consensus?
- Smash, she's cute! - I'd smash.
- Adorable. - She is so freakin' cute.
- I'm here for it. - Love her.
- We are gonna have to pass. - (React) (laughs) We're passing.
- We're passing. - We're passing.
(React laughs)
(laughs) Our company has decided to pass.
(both laugh)
- (React) One more girlfriend.
- Alright, best for last, maybe?
- I wish we finished with someone I knew.
- I... (laughs)
- Oh, is it Portia?
Oh, why?
What horrible decisions did she make in her life?
Did you watch The White Lotus season two?
- No.
- (React) Anyway, this is Portia, from The White Lotus.
She loves to have a good time.
- She does. - Okay, I'm down.
- (React) Clothing choices are somewhat questionable,
by the media at large.
- Oh, okay. - And Anthony.
- (React) And Anthony. (laughs) - The media at large.
- (React) She isn't easily satisfied, but she is open to learning,
and having fun. - You're gonna smash her?
- I mean...
- (Portia) I've just been stuck at home just doomscrolling.
- I'm definitely a doomscroller.
- (Portia) It's so unfair, and I'm so tired!
- It is so unfair, and I am also so tired.
- I'm gonna...
- (woman) Don't worry about her, just go get some [censored].
- Oh!
- (Tanya) The gays invited us to Palermo.
- (Portia) What?
- (Tanya) And we're gonna go on their yacht.
You're gonna need to bring some cute things.
Do you have any cute things?
- No, she doesn't, Jennifer. - (Portia) Uh, yeah.
♪ (playful music) ♪
- Oh my God.
- No problem.
- I'm kinda here for the style. - Me too.
- That's a vibe. - I am here for the style, for sure.
- I could kinda see you with someone that looks like that.
- Me too. - But not their personality.
I think she's too negative for you.
- (Tanya) You sure?
- I am going to smash. - I'm gonna pass.
She just seems like a lot to handle.
- Pass, in every way.
Horrible personality, horrible outlook on life,
horrible fashion sense.
(bell rings)
- She probably is a good [censored].
She definitely looked like a good [censored].
- Smash. - I'm sorry, Portia.
I'm sure your rides are 50, 60, hundred miles per hour.
- You don't know anything about cars.
- I know so much, I know that there's an engine.
- (React) So, did you learn anything about yourself
during this smash or pass?
- I learned I have so many different reasons
for why I would smash or pass. - Yes.
- And they're all contradictory too, they're not all the same.
- (laughs) Or like, different from one person to the other.
- It really is!
- (React) Did you learn anything new about yourself today,
while you were smashing and passing?
- No. (laughs)
- I'm not gay. - Oh my God!
(both laugh) - (React) Woah.
- I am gay. (laughs)
- Moreso than anything else, everyone learned some things about me.
(both laugh)
- Well, usually, I go for men.
(Brian laughs) - (React) So there's that.
- There's the difference there.
- There's a start.
- There's just a little. (laughs)
- (React) Which girlfriend would you date in real life?
- I'd probably think Emily Cooper.
- Natalie Dormer,
and then Waldorf's coming at a close second.
- Well, you're gonna have a fucking journey with that one.
- Oh yeah, I'll probably hate myself after that.
- I liked Nancy, she was a bad bitch.
- Um, Issa! - She's so pretty.
- Just that skin, Jesus! - (React) Glowing.
- Glowing!
- Biggest thing, you just gotta be motivated.
- You gotta be motivated. - Motivated and hardworking,
that's so hot.