Lets-a-go baby.
*head-slamming*
[mario stop it] *continues slamming head into the door*
[I SAID STOP MARIO IT HURTS THAN YOU THOUGHT] *head slamming into door*
Meggy: *inkling language* (inklish?) (no, inkglish)
Meggy: *sad noises*
Mario: *growls* HAAHAAHAHAAAAHHH!
Mario: Mamaf***er!
Meggy: *sad noises*
Mario: Oooooh, nooooo!
Mario: I'm-a-so Ｐｉｓｓｅｄ.
Mario: *anger*
*worrying inkling noises*
Mario: *interesting noise* *italian noises*
Meggy: *happy noises*
Mario: Hey! Come back here!
*mario chasing-* [MARIO LOOK OUT ITS A PENGUIN OH NO HES GONNA STEP ON IT]
*italian roblox death sound*
Meggy: what
Mario: Mama mia!
Mario: Hm?
Mario: 𝙃 𝙈 𝙈 𝙈 𝙈
Mario: Aaah?!?? No!
Mario: 🆃🅷🅴 🅵🆄🅲🅺
Meggy: Marioooo!
Meggy: *𝕎𝕆𝕎 from anime.ogg*
Meggy: *𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙼𝚈 language*
Mario: 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙉 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝘾.mp3
Baby Penguin: 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙.𝙬𝙖𝙫
Meggy: *anger*
Mario: nah thats probably nothin
Mario: Yeah, Hahahaaa!
Meggy: *anger*
【﻿ＳＴＯＭＰ】
(Oh... no...)
Mama Penguin: *penguin noises*
E
Meggy: *inkling language*
Mario:Aaaaaahh- HAHAHAAHAAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
*nintendogs music starts playing*
Mama Penguin: noot
*LSD kicks in*
Mama Penguin: 🅸🆃'🆂 🆂🅾 🅲🅾🅾🅻
Meggy: ah
Mama Penguin: yeeeeahhh yeah yeahehhheh
Meggy: OH GOD
Mario: Hah! Gay!
[Apples: haha stupid]
Mario: AAAHHAHAHAHAHUAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Mama Penguin: buh-BYE!
Meggy: *anger*
At the mother penguin's home...
Meggy was in the penguin suit because the big-ass penguin mistakened Meggy as her daughter.
Meggy: UGH! HAUIRIGJIHGUHuhahuUHU- IGH!! URGUH!
Kermit: Breaking News! Mysterious dissapearances have been happening all over Cool Cool Mountains!
STATIC
Now tuning on: Penguin Channel 3
Penguin 1: *plop*
Other Penguins: *bruh sound effect #2*
Meggy: *inkling language*
ₛₜₒₘₚᵢₙG ₙₒᵢₛₑₛ
Mama Penguin: noot noot (makadonalds!)
OOOOOH!!!!
Here comes the airplane!
Mama Penguin: *ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴏɪCᴇ*
Meggy: *concern*
Mama Penguin: FOOOAAAHHHHH! [this isnt how you feed a human dumbass]
Meggy: *screaming*
Meggy: NONONONONONONONO- SO MUCH NOPE!
Mama Penguin: i don't give a HOHO!
Mama Penguin: F**K
*BOOM*
*wall slam*
What?
"Baby Penguin" (aka Mario): Oh no! I'ma fallen! And I can't get up!
Mario: OOHOOO HOO HOO HOO! OH YEAH!
*music starts playing*
Baby Penguin: *𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙙𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙.𝙬𝙖𝙫 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣*
Mama Penguin: Here comes the airplane! [again]
EW
Meggy: *ｐａｎｉｃｋｉｎｇ*
Mario: ASS *kicks penguin*
Mario: *anger*
Mario: *italian noises* Mama Mia!
Mama Penguin: You ungrateful little sh*t!
*DING DONG*
Mama Penguin: *gasps*
Mama Penguin: ooooohooaoho
Penguin Mario: Hello! *italian gibberish*
Mama Penguin: oh ok
Wait a minute! 𝙊𝙃 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙊
Mario: piss.
Mario: I gotcha!
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario: Woohoo! I got it!
Mario: Yahoo! YEET!
Mama Penguin: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Mario: Ooohoohoohoo! Oh no!
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario: It's-a Mario time!
*coin bling*
*Mario jumps on Meggy and uses her as the snowboard*
𝘾𝘼𝙍.𝙤𝙜𝙜
[OH LAWD SHE COMIN]
Mama Penguin: Oh hell no.
Mama Penguin: GET OVER HERE!
Mario: Weehee!
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Spy and Bowser: *laughing*
Mama Penguin: DONT TOUCH DA CHILD
𝚜𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.𝚘𝚐𝚐
𝚁𝙸𝙿 𝙱𝙾𝚆𝚂𝙴𝚁
Ice Climbers: ♪ On my way, I'm on way ♪
FORMULA 1
Nana: *Ice Climber noises*
𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙈𝙐𝙇𝘼 2
Popo: Today's my lucky day after a-
CRUNCH!! (rip retarded ice climbers who sing "Im on my way")
Mario: Look at the pretty colors!
Meggy: *concern*
[its a rock]
*fast noises*
*cartoon richochet*
(Sick moves)
*Tada*
Mario: Haha! That's-a-so nice!
*fart hahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA*
Mario: *screaming*
Meggy: *concern*
*SKRRT* *SKRRT* [Apples: drifting 100]
[Apples: snowman just kinda vibing doe 😳]
Music: 🎵 HONEY?! DID YOU ORDER A PIZZA?! 🎵
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario: HOOHOOHOOHOOWEYYEYEYEYYEY
Meggy: *Xcitement*
*boom*
Mario:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
O឵឵bama: Thank you, for uhhhh... electing me as president!
Mama Penguin: *annoyed*
Meggy: *sad in woomy language*
Meggy: *excitement*
Mario: Mama Mia!
Meggy: *inkling noises*
*𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐇*
Meggy: *sad*
Meggy: *concern*
Meggy: *more concern*
Mario: Oh no!
Mario: *grunting*
*𝐂 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 𝐂 𝐇*
Mario: OOOOH NOOOO!
Meggy: *varied inkling noises*
Mario: *crying*
*𝐂 𝐑 𝐎 𝐍 𝐂 𝐇*
Mario: AAAAH! Oh no!
Mario: I've got a better idea. RUN BITCH!
Mario: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo-
*italian roblox death sound.mp4*
Meggy: *realization*
Mario: *italian noises*
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Meggy: *having fun*
Mario: Hm? Wah! Meggy: *having fun* Mario: Woah!
Mario: Ohoho! Oohoohoohoo!
Mario: Weeeee!
Mario: Niiiiiintendo! Woohoo! Meggy: *excitement*
Meggy: ｗｏｏｍｙ
Mario: Ｍａｒｉｏ！
Meggy: Yay! Wah!
Baby Penguin: *quack*
Meggy: *excitement*
Mario: Yeah, hahahaaa! Okie dokie!
[Apples: you done funked up now]
Baby Penguin: *squeaks*
Baby Penguin: *squeaks aggressively*
*fart*
Mario: YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Mario: *anger* *italian noises* Mama Mia!
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario! No! I got i-
Meggy: *disappointment*
Mario: OhhHhHh... *notification ding*
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario: Hm? Woah! Yippie!
Mario: AAAAH! AAAAH! MAMA MIA!
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario: *italian noises* Mhm! Mhm! *more italian*
Mario: Oooh! *italian*
Meggy: *intense anger*
Mario: Okie dokie! Thank you so much!
*windows xp shutdown*
Mario: WOAH! Wahah! *italian*
Mario: Hm? Hmmm....
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH! HERE WE GO!
*a few hours later*
*sad music*
Mario: Mama mia... (???)
Meggy: *inkling noises*
Mario: Ohoho!
Both: *laughing*
Both: *sigh*
*HONK*
* le Spiderman 2 Pizza Theme plays.mp4*
Spiderman: P i z z a t i m e!
Mario: WOAH! YES! YES! AAAAAAAAAA!
*record scratch*
Spiderman: Oh no. Stop right there, criminal scum!
Baby Penguin: AAAH CRAP!
*phone dialing*
*sirens*
Penguin Cop 1: Put your hands up in the air, buddy!
Penguin Cop 2: DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!
Baby Penguin: You'll never take me alive! *doot*