♪ OH, HEY >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
EARLIER THIS YEAR, I INTRODUCED A BRAND NEW SEGMENT CALLED THE
"COLBERT QUESTIONERT," A SERIES OF QUESTIONS WE SPECIFICALLY
DESIGNED TO PENETRATE DEEP INTO MY GUEST'S PSYCHE.
THERE IS ONE IMPORTANT QUESTION, HOWEVER, THAT WE COULDN'T FIT
INTO THE "QUESTIONERT," AND THAT WAS: "WILL SETH ROGEN EVER
TAKE IT?" WELL, THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE
MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
JIM?
♪ HEY, EVERYBODY.
I'M HERE WITH MR. SETH ROGEN.
SETH, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
ONE OF THE NICE THINGS IS, UM, ABOUT THIS JOB IS BEING ABLE TO
TALK TO WONDERFUL ARTISTS LIKE SETH, NOT ONLY A COMEDIAN, A
PRODUCER A POTTER, A PHILANTHROPIST AND AN
ENTREPRENEUR BUT THE PROBLEM IS WE ONLY GET TO TALK IN 10-MINUTE
TO 12-MINUTE SEGMENTS.
IT'S HARD TO PENETRATE TO THE SOUL OF THE PERSON IN THAT TIME.
THE PERSON IN THE "LATE SHOW" LABS DID IS CAME UP WITH A
SERIES OF 13?
LET'S SAY 13 QUESTIONS.
WE'LL COUNT LATER.
13 QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN, UM, ERGONOMICALLY DESIGNED TO
PENETRATE THE ARMOR OF OUR OWN FEAR OF KNOWING EACH OTHER SO
THAT ONCE THEY GO IN AND EXPLODE IN YOUR PSYCHE, YOU'RE OPENED UP
LIKE A BLOSSOM FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND YOU ARE FULLY KNOWN.
ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE FULLY KNOWN AT THE END OF THIS 13
QUESTIONS?
>> Seth: I AM.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A LIQUID?
THIS COULD BE TIRING AND DEHYDRATING.
DO YOU HAVE A LIQUID THERE?
>> Seth: I DON'T BUT I'M OK.
>> Stephen: OK, SETH ROGEN, FIRST QUESTION NUMBER ONE ON THE
COLBERT QUESTIONERT.
WHAT'S THE BEST SANDWICH?
>> Seth: IS A HAMBURGER A SANDWICH?
>> Stephen: A HAMBURGER IS A SANDWICH.
NO ONE EVER DOLLS A HAMBURGER SANDWICH BUT IT IS A SANDWICH.
>> Seth: THEN A CHEESEBURGER IS THE BETH SANDWICH.
>> Stephen: WHILE I'VE GOT YOU HERE AND WHY WE'RE ON THE
SUBJECT, SETH, SIDE QUESTION, IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH?
>> Seth: NO.
>> Stephen: OK.
WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU OWN YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT?
>> Seth: UM, OH MAN, UM, I HAVE, UM, I'VE SO MUCH [BLEEP] I
SHOULD THROW OUT.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO -- I HAVE A GARAGE FULL OF EMPTY
BOXES THAT I JUST DON'T NEED BUT I WON'T GET RID OF THEM FOR SOME
REASON SO I WOULD SAY MY BOXES.
>> Stephen: OK.
SETH ROGEN, WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?
>> Seth: SCARIEST ANIMAL, THE BEAR.
GRIZZLY BEAR, I THINK.
>> Stephen: THAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER.
>> Seth: I KNOW A GUY THAT WAS MAULED BY A GRIZZLY BEAR?
>> Stephen: NO!
IS HE OK?
>> Seth: HE IS OK BUT IT'S A HARROWING TALE.
>> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO MAKE LIGHT OF IT BUT DOES HE
HAVE SCARS AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
>> Seth: A LOT!
IT'S A CRAZY STORY.
IT'S INSANE.
HE WAS ALMOST EATEN BY IT.
>> Stephen: WHERE DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> Seth: NORTHERN BRITISH COLUMBIA.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE, YOU'RE UP THERE.
YOU'RE LOUSY WITH BEARS UP THERE.
I'M THINKING IN L.A. -- OK, APPLES OR ORANGES?
>> Seth: APPLES.
>> Stephen: CORRECT ANSWER YOU CAN'T PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AN
ORANGE.
>> Seth: THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR
AUTOGRAPH?
>> Seth: YEAH.
I THINK I HAVE.
PAM DARBER'S AUTOGRAPH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT BAD.
>> Seth: I WAS AN EXTRA AS A KID IN A MOVIE THAT SHE WAS IN
AND I GOT HER AUTOGRAPH.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?
>> Seth: OH MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I HOPE WE -- SOMETHING WE DON'T UNDERSTAND, UM, WOULD BE GREAT.
UM,.
[CHUCKLES] THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING FOR.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE?
>> Seth: MY FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE?
UM, PROBABLY "TERMINATOR 2."
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> Seth: YEAH.
>> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL?
>> Seth: UM, I LIKE THE SMELL OF, UM, LIKE CINNAMON.
>> Stephen: OK.
LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
>> Seth: UM, MY LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
I DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF [BLEEP], YOU KNOW?
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
PUT IT OUT THERE, MAN.
I DON'T CARE -- >> Seth: IF YOU GOT [BLEEP],
DON'T DO IT BY MY NOSE.
>> Stephen: NO JUDGMENT HERE, SETH.
>> Seth: IT'S A CONTROVERSIAL ANSWER.
>> Stephen: EXERCISE?
EXERCISE, IS IT WORTH IT?
>> Seth: FOR SURE, YES.
YOU HAVE TO EXERCISE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU DO IT TODAY?
>> Seth: I DID NOT EXERCISE TODAY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN AWAKE
SINCE 5:00 IN THE MORNING.
>> Stephen: OH WOW.
THIS IS A SIDE QUESTION, IS THAT A BATHROBE YOU'RE WEARING?
>> Seth: NO, IT'S A CARDIGAN BUT I CAN SEE WHY YOU WOULD
THINK THAT.
FROM THE SHOULDERS UP, A CARDIGAN IS A BATHROBE, YEAH.
>> Stephen: FLAT OR SPARKLING?
>> Seth: SPARKLING.
>> Stephen: YEAH!
MOST-USED APP ON YOUR PHONE?
>> Seth: UM, I MEAN, UM, I LISTEN -- PROBABLY THE MUSIC,
YOU KNOW, UM, THE MUSIC APP ITUNES.
iTUNES IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE.
>> Stephen: DO WE CONSIDER THAT AN APP?
NO.
THAT IS A FEATURE.
>> Seth: THAT'S A FEATURE.
>> Seth: NOT AN APP -- >> Stephen: NOT AN APP.
>> Seth: PROBABLY INSTAGRAM OR TWITTER.
>> Stephen: YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE.
WHAT IS IT?
>> Seth: WOW, UM, I THINK IT IS STEVE BILLCO BY A TRIBE
CALLED QUEST.
>> Stephen: I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT ONE.
>> Seth: IT'S A GOOD ONE.
YOU NEVER GET SICK OF IT.
>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
>> Seth: 47.
>> Stephen: NO.
>> Seth: OK.
>> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.
>> Seth: UM, I HOPE IT'S GOOD, YEAH.
[LAUGHTER] >> Stephen: VERY ECONOMICAL.
YOU HAD ONE LEFT OVER.
YOU COULD HAVE SAID ANYTHING.
I HOPE IT'S GOOD... FALLAFEL.
I HOPE IT'S GOOD... PULL TAB.
>> Seth: I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THAT ONE FOR LATER IN CASE
SOMETHING CAME UP.
>> Stephen: SETH ROGEN, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE KNOWN.
>> Seth: I FEEL KNOWN.
THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: SETH ROGEN, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: THANKS AGAIN TO SETH ROGEN FOR TAKING THE
"QUESTIONERT"-- AND FOR SENDING ME FOR WHAT LEGAL REASONS I WILL
NOT CALL A BONG.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH U.S.A.I.D. ADMINISTRATOR
SAMANTHA POWER.
POWER!
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