Oh, my God... That's tasty.
Virgil van Dijk, eat your heart out!
What a substitution.
A bit like these sausages in front of me.
Hello and good afternoon to everyone at Anfield,
we are here for a big clash today: it is Liverpool vs Arsenal.
I'm joined by Diego 'Hota'...
Erm - DIOGO.
- Diogo... - No, you're Diego, sounds better.
Let's see what this game can bring in terms of balls in the back of the net.
Lovely, and there's Diogo Jota.
Diogo, I said it right that time.
Yeah! There you are.
Tell you what, the fade's looking good, better than it is today.
Always nice to get an early touch, isn't it?
That's why I quite like taking the kick-off.
It's hard to miss this pass!
I believe Joel wasn't too happy with that.
Said it was a bit bobbly.
Sadio Mane there. It's a good start, it's intense.
Kostas giving it away there, but look at the counter-press, Fabinho,
there he is: The Hoover, The Dyson, Fabinho!
Spider-Man.
Lacazette, out wide...
Where are you?
You just wait. There I am!
Goal-saving block! You don't see that often from The Ox.
Can we get a replay?!
Just look at the... Oh!
Virgil van Dijk, eat your heart out!
That is tremendous from The Ox.
Look at Jota, he knows where he wants to go.
Into Mane, Thiago!
Oh, my God, Sadio breakdancing.
Good reflexes there from Ramsdale.
Sadio Mane breakdancing.
Nice save.
It is a good save, Ramsdale was on fire that day.
Liverpool again.
Oh, Sadio clash here...
There's a little scuffle going on, on the sideline.
Ah, it's really kicking off over there.
That time it was Mikel Arteta on the receiving end of a Jürgen Klopp shout,
but I know how that feels, not nice.
Oh, big Joel stepping in, that's lovely.
He loves a little dribble, doesn't he?
Ohh, and then the way he falls because he's come so far.
He's not graceful as he hits the deck, but we don't mind.
Trent with the ball...
Whoa, that's a banger!
Probably the best header of the ball out of the front three, what'd you think?
Front four, I'm gonna say now, you've joined the party.
I think he's good, especially in these...
No, no, no - I asked a direct question.
The best header of the ball.
Well, it depends on the situation...
You're still avoiding - is it a yes or is it a no?
Uh... Yes, probably.
Not convincing, I feel like YOU feel like you're right up there.
It's tight, I'll say it's tight.
You're delighted with that, it's great to see.
1-0 up, my friend, big game.
Half-time here.
Alright, Jots, well, guess what? I've got us the snacks here,
some of Quorn's Brilliant Bangers, that's what they're called.
I think it's a nice half-time snack.
I'm gonna break the rule and talk with my mouth open.
Vegan, obviously? It tastes like a normal sausage for me, it's lovely.
That is a delightful half-time snack in my opinion.
Moving on, Jots, moving on.
Into the second half...
Oh, long pass from Ox.
It's nice, I'm gonna need Trent to do a little bit more here,
gets himself in a little bit of bother.
No, I think he did brilliantly well.
He did alright, but look at the counter-press, he's there again!
Jots, I feel like I need the assist there.
Oh, my God, that's... That's tasty.
It is. That's where, for me, the unpredictability comes in.
Because I thought you were shooting, you probably did as well.
I thought I was shooting as well, until the very last second.
It's lovely.
It was a good assist from my Portugese fella, unfortunately for him.
The counter-press is there again!
You were on fire that day.
I mean, Sadio wasn't happy.
I'm not happy with this one, I don't want to see this one.
I'm gonna need more from you there.
That's what happens when you're chasing a bad touch.
Oh, that's terrible.
I'm gonna need more from you.
Oh...
What it is - I've never seen a header like that.
You were talking about headers before... And well-played from Sadio for the goal.
The boys are saying you're better at passing the ball with your head than your feet.
Any thoughts on that?
Well, after this it's hard to argue the opposite.
I mean, look at that. It's a good header from Kostas.
I don't know you've pinged this ball 30 yards down the line...
Maybe 40, with your head.
It was good, that's why I was struggling to say Sadio was the best header.
Oh, OK, and now we're getting to the truth.
Oh, subbed off at the same time now!
I didn't know that.
It's been a decent showing, another goal for yourself.
Lovely.
Now we still have Liverpool building up.
Hendo, it's a lovely ball, the execution of the pass.
- Overlap. - Trent down the line.
Here we go, it's another assist.
And...Taki!
Lovely to see, first touch, what a substitution -
a bit like these sausages in front of me.
Yeah, that was the right moment to take me off.
- And it's game over. - 4-0, Jots.
Wow. I think that was almost a perfect game.
And the manager loves it.
Jots, it's been a pleasure, congratulations on another goal.
And congratulations on the pressing as well.
Yeah, thank you, mate.
Defensively...great, huh?
It's not ideal, is it, congratulating me for making a couple tackles,
but we take it and we move forward onto the next one, don't we, Jots?
Yes, we keep on going. Thank you for coming, Ox.
Been a pleasure, mate, been an absolute pleasure.