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>> Greg: DISASTER AFTER
DISASTER AND FIGHTING BATTLES
FASTER.
OLD JOE TOOTLES ON HIS SCHWINN,
AMERICANS TAKEN ON THE CHIN.
THE PRESIDENT VACATIONING IN
DELAWARE APPARENTLY THE ONLY
PLACE WHERE HE WON’T GET LOST.
HE ENJOYED A BEACHSIDE BIKE
RIDE, IGNORING REPORTERS AS THEY
WHIZZED ON BY.
HE’S LIKE LANCE ARMSTRONG SAID
THERE’S NO DRUGS THAT WILL
ENHANCE HIS PERFORMANCE.
ASIDE FROM THE BUZZARDS CIRCLING
ABOVE HIM, BIDEN IS NOT THE ONLY
ONE WHO ENJOYS THE BEACH.
SNAPPING THESE PICTURES.
THE LAKE POPULAR WITH HORNY
SPRING BREAKERS.
THE BIKINI BABES WERE ALL SHEEP.
THEY REMEMBERED TO PACK
SUNSCREEN, SPEEDO’S, ASSAULT
RIFLES.
THE ORIGINAL NAME FOR "LIVE,
LIBERTY & LEVIN"."
ONE HOPES WITH HER NEW LOVE OF
WATER, CONSULT BE FAR BEHIND
FOR THE TALIBAN?
ACCORDING TO BOB WOODWARD’S NEW
BOOK "PERIL," TOP AIDES HAVE
TRIED TO SHIELD HIM FROM LONG
INTERVIEWS.
BY LONG NAMING ANYTHING THAT
CUTS INTO HIS PUTTING TIME.
THEY CALL IT A COCOONING OF THE
PRESIDENT.
PROTECTS BIDEN FROM TOUGH
QUESTIONS AND CHILDREN FROM
BEING SNIFFED BY JOE BIDEN.
"COCOON" WAS AN ’80s MOVIE
ABOUT OLD FOLKS.
THE GROWING BORDER CRISIS IN DEL
RIO ONLY WORSENED ACCORDING TO
THE POLLS, OUR COUNTRY IS AS
DIVIDED AS ROBERTSHAW AT THE END
OF JAWS.
>> WHAT DOES JOE BIDEN DO ABOUT
THIS?
WHAT HE HAS DONE SO FAR?
>> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HEAR
HIM DOING IS REDEFINING WHAT
UNITY MEANS.
THE BLUNT REALITY IS THAT’S NOT
HAPPENING.
>> HAS A CREDIBILITY PROBLEM.
PERIOD THESE PROBLEMS SHOWED UP
AFTER HE SAID SOMETHING
BASICALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
HE’S GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
>> Greg: CHUCK TODD.
JOE, YOU HEARD THE MAN, GET TO
WORK.
WHAT SAY YOU?
>> LOOK, I PROMISE TO BE THE
UNITY PRESIDENT.
AS LONG AS YOU GET YOUR
VACCINATION ANYWHERE YOUR MASK
AND YOU VOTED FOR ME AND YOU
DON’T LIVE IN ONE OF THOSE RED
STATES, WE ARE GOOD TO GO.
EVERYBODY ELSE, I’M BEGINNING TO
LOSE MY PATIENCE.
UNITY, EVERYBODY.
IT’S ON THE MONEY.
E PLURIBUS UNUM.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
DO EVERYTHING I SAY.
>> Greg: ALL RIGHT.
TYRUS, IS BIDEN’S ADVANTAGE THAT
HE HAS SO MANY CRISES THAT WE
CANNOT FOCUS ON JUST ONE?
>> Tyrus: NO.
EVERYBODY IS FOCUSING ON ALL OF
THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
THAT’S WHY HE IS RIDING A BIKE.
LOOKS LIKE A LATE NIGHT TV
MURDER SHE WROTE, RIDING BIKES
AND TYPING ON A TYPEWRITER,
GARDENING AND DOING ALL THE
THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE EXCEPT
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS EXPLODING
AROUND HIM.
JEN PSAKI, EVERY TIME SHE TALKS,
SHE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HIS VAST
EXPERIENCE IN THESE SITUATIONS.
HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR OVER 50
YEARS.
WHAT HAS HE GOT TO SAY?
HE SHOULD HAVE SOME REALLY GOOD
STORIES.
IN 1985, THIS HAPPENED AND WE
HANDLED IT THIS WAY.
IN 1997, THIS HAPPEN.
OR 2000 OR IN 1814 WHEN I GOT MY
FIRST PAIR OF SHOES AFTER
SLAYING THE DINOSAURS.
WE ARE NOT HEARING ANYTHING.
>> Greg: THAT’S A GREAT POINT.
>> Tyrus: YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
>> Kat: SOMETIMES YOU DO
THINGS FOR 50 YEARS AND YOU JUST
GET TIRED OF IT. >> Kacie: THE PAGEANTRY 50
>> Kacie: THE PAGEANTRY 50
YEARS AGO.
SPACE>> Tyrus: I WOULD BE OKAY I
HE SAID GOOGLE ME.
>> Greg: WHENEVER YOU HAVE AN
OLD GUY AT WORK, CONSULTANT OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ROB, YOU
REMEMBER.
YOU MIGHT BE ONE.
HE GOES, BACK WHEN WE WORKED ON
THE SHOW, WE DID THIS.
YOKO ONO SHOWS UP WITH A
HATCHET.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID?
WE LET HER SWING THE HATCHET.
HIGHEST-RATED SHOW EVER.
HE’S LIKE A CONSULTANT WITH NO
STORY.
>> Rob: HE MAY NOT REMEMBER.
BUT ALSO TO MEET ONE OF THE
STRANGE THINGS, THERE’S A WEIRD
BLIP ON THE WEEKEND WHERE
EVERYONE DIDN’T GET A NOTE.
THEY WERE KIND OF TELLING THE
TRUTH ON THE SUNDAY SHOWS, DON’T
HOLD YOUR BREATH.
SUNDAY THEY’LL BE BACK IN LINE.
I DON’T THINK WE RECOGNIZE THE
COMPLEXITIES OF THE BORDER
CRISIS.
A LOT OF COMPLEXITIES IN AFGHANISTAN.
THE STUDENTTHE -- YOU WATCH THE
THEY SAY IF YOU HAVE DEJA VU
IT’S THE MATRIX HAVING HICCUP.
YOU’RE ON THE TALK SHOWS AND CNN
REPORTERS ARE SAYING I THINK
BIDEN IS MESSING UP, THAT’S A
BLIP AND THEY’RE GOING TO FIX IT
IT.
>> Greg: GOOD POINT.
TO PUT THIS IN YOUR WORLD,
HEARING CHUCK TODD TO SUCH
NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT BIDEN,
IT’S LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND
TESTIFYING AGAINST YOU IN COURT.
>> Kat: I CAN DO BETTER.
>> Greg: WHAT?
>> Kat: IN MY WORLD BECAUSE I
AM VAPID AND ONLY THINK ABOUT
BOYFRIENDS, IT WOULD BE IT’S
LIKE WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND GHOSTS
YOU AND YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM
HIM MORE, I DO FEEL LIKE THAT
ABOUT JOE BIDEN.
I DO KNOW WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY
BECAUSE HE NEVER TALKS.
TRUMP WAS DOING RALLIES BECAUSE
THEY WANT TO DO.
EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE,
STOP TALKING SO MUCH.
THE MORE YOU TALK, THE MORE
STUFF YOU CAN SAY THEY CAN GET
YOU IN TROUBLE.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ONE
JOE BIDEN RALLY.
IF OUR RATINGS ARE GOOD NOW,
IMAGINE IF HE WAS DOING RALLIES.
>> Greg: WE DESERVE A
JOE BIDEN RALLY.
>> Kat: NO PROMPTER.
NO PROMPTER.
PUT THEM UP THERE AND LET HIM GO
FOR AN HOUR.
>> Tyrus: THAT’S NOT GOING TO
WORK.
OUR SHOW RUNS AT 11:00.
HE’S IN BED BY 6:00.
>> Kat: HE CAN BE IN BED.
>> Greg: WE CAN TRICK HIM BY
SETTING HIS CLOCK AHEAD FIVE
HOURS.
I USED IT TO DO THAT TO MY
PARENTS.
I GOT MY DAD FIRED.
HE NEVER WAS THE SAME.
KACIE.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR THE
PRESIDENT?
[LAUGHTER]
>> Kacie: HOW MUCH TIME DO WE
HAVE?
TO YOUR POINT, I THINK WHEN THE
SUNDAY SHOWS, THE PEOPLE WHO DID
A LITERAL MENTAL GYMNASTICS TO
PROVE TO US HE WAS THE HERO WE
NEEDED OUR FLIPPING THE COIN.
I THINK MAYBE IT’S STICKING WITH
THE SCRIPT AND NEBULOUS
ICE CREAM AND SNIFFING AND BIKE
RIDES AND THE VIRTUE SIGNALS.
WE ARE GOOD, RIGHT?
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
KAMALA HARRIS’ FLIPPING COINS AT
COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES OVER THE
WEEKEND.
>> Greg: THAT’S TRUE.
WHAT GAME WAS THAT?
ANYBODY WATCH THAT GAME?
ALL I SAW WAS THE COIN FLIPPING.
>> Tyrus: IT WOULD’VE BEEN
NICE IF IT WAS OKLAHOMA AND
NEBRASKA.
SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN CLOSE TO THE
BORDER.
BUT I’M SURE IT WAS PROBABLY