WE HAD A VERY, VERY WILD OFFICE
CHRISTMAS PARTY HERE LAST YEAR, AND AFTER LEAVING THE PARTY
PARTY -- THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE -- AFTER LEAVING OUR PARTY,
ONE OF OUR STAFF MEMBERS MANAGED TO FALL OVER, BREAK BOTH OF
THEIR WRISTS AND BITE OFF PART OF THEIR TONGUE.
WE ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT THE NEXT DAY WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE, DID
YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED? BOTH WRISTS BROKEN,
BITTEN OFF A BIT OF THEIR TONGUE.
WE THOUGHT WE'D PLAY A LITTLE GAME HERE RIGHT NOW TO SEE IF
YOU CAN TELL OR GUESS WHICH MEMBER IT WAS OF OUR STAFF FROM
THIS LINEUP.
COME ON OUT, YOU GUYS!
OK, SO HERE WE HAVE LOU, ALISON, TIM, JOBY AND WINNIE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU CAN ASK THEM ANY QUESTIONS YOU'D LIKE TO FIND OUT THE
ANSWER.
>> WINNIE, WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER FROM THE PARTY?
>> UM, BLACKNESS.
>> James: ARE YOU MEANING YOU BLACKED OUT?
>> YES, PERHAPS?
>> ALISON, WHAT'S YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE AT A PARTY?
>> VODKA SODA.
>> James: GOOD QUESTION.
GO DOWN.
LOU?
>> TEQUILA GUY?
>> ANYTHING.
I'LL DRINK ANYTHING.
>> James: JOBY?
>> TEQUILA?
>> WHISKEY GINGER ALE?
>> DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT THAT NIGHT?
>> NO.
>> ALISON.
>> I REMEMBER THERE WAS A LONG LINE FOR THE TACOS.
JAMES THERE WAS A LONG LINE FOR THE TACO STAND.
THAT'S TRUE.
>> I HAVEN'T MISSED A NIGHT OF EATING IN A LONG TIME.
>> James: HA-HA.
>> I HAD A TACO.
>> ONE TACO?
WINNIE?
>> DEFINITELY NO FOOD.
>> LET ME JUST DO A QUICK RUNDOWN OF WHAT YOUR JOB IS HERE
ON THE SHOW.
LOU?
>> WORK IN THE ART DEPARTMENT.
>> RESEARCHER.
>> WRITER.
>> WARM-UP.
>> PRODUCTION SECRETARY.
>> James: OK.
SO -- >> WHO BIT OFF THEIR TONGUE?
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHO I'D LIKE TO SEE QUICKLY?
THE BAND, CAN YOU GIVE US A JAM, I JUST WANT TO SEE EVERYONE'S
SIGNATURE DANCE MOVE.
BECAUSE I THINK THAT WILL TELL US A LOT ABOUT HOW YOU COULD
FALL OVER.
SO STRIKE US UP, REG.
JUST A QUICK BURST.
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
LET'S GO.
HA-HA.
>> ALISON.
ALISON.
>> James: AND STOP!
ALL RIGHT.
>> ALISON LOOKS LIKE SHE'S STILL IN PAIN FROM THE FALL.
JAMES SHE CAN ONLY DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT'S THAT MOMENT OF TRUTH.
YOU CAN CONFIRM -- YOU CAN CONFER BETWEEN EACH OTHER BUT
IT'S GOT TO BE UNANIMOUS.
>> DO YOU THINK?
[ WHISPERING ] >> James: OK, DO WE HAVE A
DECISION?
I LOVE HOW SERIOUSLY YOU'RE TAKING THIS.
WHO ARE WE GOING FOR?
>> JOBY.
>> James: OK, LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
WILL THE PERSON WHO FELL OVER, BROKE BOTH OF THEIR WRISTS AND
BIT OFF THEIR -- A SECTION OF THEIR TONGUE AT LAST YEAR'S
OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, PLEAS PLEASE -- YOU'RE CHANGING TO
WINNIE?
>> NOW I'M SCARED!
CHRIS.
>> CHRIS, FINAL DECISION, GO!
>> YEAH, LET'S CHANGE IT TO WINNIE.
>> James: WELL, WILL THE PERSO PERSON --
>> I'M SO NERVOUS!
>> James: WILL THE PERSON WHO GOT SO DRUNK THEY INJURED
THEMSELVES PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
[ DRUM ROLL ] >> James: OH, IT WAS JOBY!
NOW, JOBY, YOU'RE THE WARM-UP GUY.
YOUR JOB MAINLY INVOLVES TALKING AND CLAPPING YOUR HANDS.
WHAT A GREAT SPORT!
JOBY.