- Hi Cosmopolitan.
As you can tell, I just woke up.
It is very obvious and visible right now.
Today I decided I'm going to
bring you through a day with me.
It's not gonna be super exciting
because there
hasn't been much exciting things to do recently.
But we're gonna plan out a day together
and we're going to live it
and see what happens,
just spend the day together. (party horn blowing)
(beeping)
(gentle lounge music)
So I made this planner,
and you're probably like,
"Why did you decide to design a planner?
"That is random."
Something about me that not a lot of people know
is that I have been living day to day
with a planner by my side, hi,
since I was in middle school.
So I designed this planner.
The Ideal Planner by me, Emma Chamberlain.
I
made this.
There's, of course, the planner pages
but in this there's so many fun activity,
coloring pages, so that if you're like,
I don't know, bored.
There hasn't been much exciting things to do recently.
I am so excited about this planner
and it comes out,
actually I don't know when it comes out.
It comes out on August 18th,
mark your calendars or mark your planners.
Well, you don't have the planner yet,
so you can't mark it on the planner.
That's okay, that's okay.
But yeah, now that that little promo's done
we can actually, we can actually plan out our day.
First thing I need to do is my skin care routine,
So I'm going to write down skincare.
Second thing I need to do is I need to get ready,
like get into an outfit, do my makeup,
straighten my hair maybe, you know, do all of that.
What else do I need to do today?
Oh I definitely need to make coffee.
That's important.
I need to do some chores, so I'm gonna write chores down.
I also think it could be good for me to
play some video games today.
Why are you meowing at me?
I don't understand what's wrong.
Are you okay?
You know I might also sit by the pool today.
Write that down in here.
What else?
I don't really have much to do today.
You know, it's kinda a chill day.
Ow!
Oh my god.
Do you see that?
Her nails just went right into my back
but anyways, here's our little schedule for the day.
Let's get into it.
Let's get started with the day.
I'm just gonna keep this as one clip
because I'm too lazy to stop the camera.
(upbeat disco music)
First order of business,
we're doing skincare. (bell dinging)
First I'm going to wash my face.
This is so refreshing, look at my neck.
That's weird.
(upbeat disco music)
(slow disco music)
Step two, I don't really know how to do skincare,
I'm like still learning my skincare journey.
(dramatic piano music)
But I'm going to put on some oil,
I don't know what it does,
but I think it does a good job.
(energetic techno music)
Skin bomb, don't know what that does either.
Oh it feels good though.
Now last but not least,
actually we have a few more steps.
I'm sorry,
that was a false alarm. (beeping)
Next we have moisturizer.
Now last step, actually it's still not the last step.
Why do I keep saying that?
(beeping)
And then last but not least,
lip balm.
Now lets go make some coffee while I wait for my skincare
to set in.
And then I can do my makeup.
(bell dinging)
So next thing on our agenda
is making coffee (bell dinging)
'cause the next thing on my agenda, technically,
was doing my makeup and getting dressed but,
you know what?
We're going a little bit out of,
we're going a little bit out of order.
We're going a little bit out of order.
(ice crushing)
All right so, here's my coffee routine.
I take this cold brew,
which I make using my favorite
Chamberlain Coffees Steeped Coffee Bags.
Take some of this cold brew,
pour it in, put in a little bit of almond milk,
take a little bit of vegan creamer
and just top it off.
Perfect, oh my god, how perfect was that?
And look at that beautiful swirl.
(romantic harp music)
Let's give it a little taste test.
I put too much ice in it today.
What.
Having some technical difficulties.
(beeping) (gentle ambient music)
Delicious!
(dinging)
Now it's time to get ready for the day.
Sometimes it just feels good not to get ready
and like just stay like this.
But I think doing a little light makeup wouldn't hurt.
Some concealer, (bell dinging)
because my eyes have really bad under eye bags.
Or dark circles, I don't know what it is.
I have really bad dark circles, it's one of my
personality traits.
Just put a little bit under here.
There and a little on my chin.
I'm not in the makeup mood today.
You know?
Like I'm just not, I'm just not in a makeup mood.
Makeup makes my face feel gross.
This is just not how you're supposed to
blend your makeup at all
but I'm doing it.
Kinda having a carefree day today, you know?
(laughing)
Looks good enough to me.
I need to set my face with some powder.
Awesome.
(relaxed lounge music)
Okay good enough for me.
I'm gonna go and do my la, or my brows
So they're just kinda crazy
and I don't really know how to pluck them myself
so I just kinda let them be free.
Be free and be themselves.
Right eyebrows are done.
Highlighter.
That's that.
Maybe we'll but on a little bit of eyeshadow.
I don't know.
Is that a good idea?
I guess it wouldn't hurt, right?
I just take little, I just take my bronzer.
And I just kinda put it all over the lid
and there's really no strategy.
It's just all over the lid.
I kinda like that you can still see my
dark circles under my eyes because it
kinda keeps me humble.
Makes me different, you know?
Last but not least, eyelashes.
Eyelash curlers are scary.
Am I right, ladies and gents?
I think we can agree that eyelash curlers
are scary. (bell dinging)
Ow!
I thought that if you use the end of this little brush
on your mascara spots that it would like
take it off, I heard that on the internet
and it turns out that that's
not true. (buzzer buzzing)
So now my eye hurts and I'm keeping my hair as it is
even though it's ugly.
So, makeup is done.
Now let's put on an outfit.
(upbeat funk music)
My closet, so let's do a one, two, three.
You can splice it together, with me twisting around.
(tape rewinding)
One, two, three.
(chimes chiming)
I'm dressed.
So get ready is now crossed off.
Next we need to do chores.
(blowing raspberry)
I don't wanna do that but
you know what?
It's part of being an adult.
It'll be fun, we'll make it fun, we'll have fun together
when we're doing our chores.
First order of business is I need to clean the litter box,
all right?
Because my cats are important to me
and they deserve only the best.
(angelic music)
There it is, wait it's actually,
did they just not, hold on.
Oh no there's a poop in it.
It just was hidden, okay got it.
Favorite time of the day, litter box cleaning time.
You know, cats are actually such easy pets to have.
All you have to do is literally just clean the litter box.
And feed them also, of course,
and give them kisses and then that's it,
that's pretty easy.
But this is like the smallest bag of animal potty
that I've ever experienced so this is awesome.
That was easy, moving on
to our other chores.
(upbeat techno music)
You know what time it is?
Maybe you don't actually.
(vacuum cleaner whirring)
We need to vacuum.
(vacuum cleaner whirring)
Last but not least, I just need to open some packages.
It can be fun if we do it together.
(burping)
What do we have here?
Oh my new cup!
Fun, fun!
My new beach towels.
I got a bunch of floaties because it's summer time.
Floaties, floaty.
Definitely floaty time, that's for sure.
And floaty.
Okay we got some clothes, all right.
So I guess we're done opening my boxes,
which is nice and I'll put all that stuff away
within the next week but
I just don't wanna do it right now
'cause you know, I'm just not in the mood.
So time to cross chores off the list.
Chores. (bell dinging)
I'm in bed now.
I've decided that after doing all my chores
I deserve to play
some video games. (bell dinging)
That seems like a simple equation to me.
Actually before I do that, I need to add something
to my planner.
I need to drink water.
I'm always dehydrated.
And so having that on here I think is gonna help me
until I have two or three of these,
I am not crossing it off.
Delicious.
See the thing is, I write like mundane things on my planner
for example, video games, so that I can cross it off
and feel like I accomplished something.
Do you guys do that too?
Like, write things on your planner that like
just don't need to be crossed off?
Video game time.
(upbeat funk music)
We're playing Fortnite today.
I've become a gamer.
It's weird, it's weird.
It's so unlike me.
Quarantine made me a gamer.
Hi Declan!
Oh, bye.
Look at me, I'm just a little gamer.
Chilling.
(upbeat techno music)
Here we go.
Just gonna sit back and relax.
Maybe I should add that to the planner.
Sit back and relax.
I won't add that.
(upbeat techno music)
Here we go.
What?
No.
(beeping)
Doing awesome.
How awesome would that be
if I just a little win?
Maybe I should start Twitch streaming.
That's not gonna happen.
But it was a fun idea for a few seconds.
Ahh!
Ehh!
It's getting scary over here.
Things re about to get crazy.
(upbeat techno music)
Yeah!
I did something good.
(upbeat techno music)
Sorry this must be really boring for you guys.
I'm done playing video games.
(bell dinging)
Wow what a crazy day we've had so far.
The only things left on my list
are to sit by the pool and to drink water.
So let's get workin' on one of those.
(sipping)
(burping)
I am now sitting outside (bell dinging)
in my backyard.
As my last activity of the day
that's on the schedule anyways.
After this, I'm probably just gonna lay in my bed
for the rest of the day.
I've decided that I'm going to
do some of the little activities
in my planner.
There's something so relaxing about
filling out things like this.
Ooh, fashion would you rather.
This is fun.
Wear a bright yellow wig for a month
or wear a bright purple wig?
Definitely yellow. (bell dinging)
Wear a fedora on a first date
or wear awkward cargo shorts on a first date?
Cargo shorts. (bell dinging)
Fedoras are so creepy.
Wear a onesy to a job interview
or wear underwer over your pants
to a job interview?
A ones, ehh.
I would wear underwear underwear over my pants
because I could just
wear a long shirt that day (bell dinging)
to cover it.
Wear suspenders every day for the rest of my life
or the ugliest belt I've ever seen for the rest of my life?
Ugliest belt. (bell dinging)
Constantly feel like I have a wedgie but nobody can see it,
constantly look like I have a wedgie but I can't feel it?
Constantly feel
like I have a wedgie. (bell dinging)
Wear your shoes on the wrong feet to a wedding
or wear bedazzled platform flip flops to a wedding?
Definitely bedazzled
platform flip flops (bell dinging)
'cause that actually sounds like a serve.
Tuck your jeans into your socks every time you wear jeans,
always have a huge coffee stain on the front of your shirt?
Well I already always have a coffee stain
on the front of my shirt
so probably that. (bell dinging)
And last but not least,
wear a pair of pants that still has the tag
or wear a pair of pants with the fly down?
The sticker from the store. (bell dinging)
Okay it is 95 degrees outside and I am not comfortable
wearing this sweater so I am going to go
lay in my bed and do absolutely nothing
for the rest of the day.
But, I at least had a productive day
and I know that because I wrote everything down
in my planner.
I felt productive.
I hope that you guys are excited for my planner.
It comes out on August 18th.
I'm obsessed with this.
I actually genuinely use it and I love it.
I mean I designed it kind of for myself
but also in the hopes that somebody else would enjoy it
and find organization and calm and peace from it
and I'm so excited.
(kissing)
It's my baby.
I love you all.
Thank you for coming along with me for my day.
I loved hanging out with y'all.
Thank you Cosmo for having me.
(kissing)
Peace and love.
(happy funk music)