hey it's a picture of you and me when we're little kids
on the back mom wrote your son mom who's sam gibbs that doesn't sound familiar i want sloppy
joes we went kayaking and you two rescued the mayor's dog which had wandered into the rapids
that mayor sam gibbs asked for your picture so the city could make statues of you both i guess
i never sent it that's embarrassing so we're doing this we're really gonna go disturb the peaceful
long island retirement of the former mayor of yorsen north dakota on a sunday afternoon real
classy james real classic you're just too scared to face the truth you are living in a dream world
can i help you yes sam gibbs yes i'm james stinson and uh i think you may have known my mother in the
renaissance in in the 70s loretta yeah yeah yeah i i i knew loretta my mother meant to send you this
you are my son
that is my younger brother barney he just thought he'd meet his real dad today and
clearly he's not taking it so well well my hair's kind of spinning too i mean loretta and i only saw
each other for a couple of months you were two before you knew you existed and at that
point your mother made it very clear she was gonna raise you on her own i always wanted to meet you
when the night has come all the land is dark come on
i have a grandson his name is eli
he's beautiful dad you're not looking
if the sky we look upon
where are you going that's the best part what sam uh father i i don't mean father father
unless what's up buddy i'm thinking about giving some money to charity is that the name of the
stripper you've been emailing me about no i don't mean that charity that charity is doing peachy
yes he picks the two of them in next week's email what up barney i'm a minister
unsubscribe we have this program that helps those in need get back on their feet we give them food a
place to live clothes or job interviews i would love to help i've already written four zeros
thank you decimal point one hundred dollars that's great thank you bonnie
wow that's a lot of zeros
are you sure you're not missing a decimal point nope and there's more do you still do that thing
where you give people who need clothes for job interviews yeah why bring them in boys
thank you son son it's just an expression i'm still not your dad
james unless you have a minister i don't want to hear it you mean like this one
i now pronounce your asses saved
we're reunited and i'm feeling so glad i'm so much sexier than bonnie's dead
back together now our life's right on track when you're at work i'm all over her right
i'll kick your ass i'd like to see you try i win hands off my mom get your damn hands on my mom
one on one off after you became friends again started hanging out and then one day she went
from being loretta to being loretta is any way you guys can be all right with this of course i am
barney is there a scenario and hear me out where you might consider doing kind of a
three-way deal with both of our dads oh god with you that's what i thought it's seeing
that you got our friend such a nice gift ah it just really puts you in a whole new light
i'm a pretty great guy