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- (narrator) Previously on The Last of Us...
- Oh, my Lord. Oh! - (glass shatters, Sarah screams)
- They're zombies! - Drive away! Drive away!
- (Sarah) Look out! - (gasps)
- (car crashes)
- (somber music) - You're not gonna die.
- No...
- It's getting me all choked up; it's such an emotional game!
- (narrator) This time, on The Last of Us...
- (solemn music) - Summer...
- (distant knocks) - (Joel gasps)
- Okay, so it's like... it's been a while, tw... oh, it's twenty years later!
- Twenty years, holy sh*t.
So this guy's got to be, like, fifty, you know.
- (knocking) - He hasn't aged a day.
- (Joel) I'm coming! - Whoa... he does not look so good.
- (door opens, displeased sigh) - Who is this?
- (Tess) How, was your morning? - Okay, he's got a lady friend.
- Alcohol... okay, only way to get through the apocalypse.
- (Tess) Well, I have some interesting news for you. - (Joel) Where were you, Tess?
- Yeah, Tess...
- (Tess) West End District. Hey, we had a drop to make...
...Deal went off without a hitch. Enough ration cards to last us a couple of months — easy.
- Ration cards, okay.
- (Joel) You want to explain this?
- (Tess) I was on my way back here and I got jumped by these two ass****s, all right?
- Ooh.
- (Tess) ...they were a couple of nobodies — they, don't matter. What matters is that Robert ****ing sent them.
- Ooh, sh*t.
- Robert's a bad dude.
- (Tess) He knows that we're after him. He figures he's gonna get us first.
- They're trying to find Robert.
- (Tess) I know where he's hiding.
Old warehouse in Area 5 — can't say for how long, though.
- (Joel) Well, I'm ready now. Yeah? - Yeah, let's go now.
I'm ready to shoot some people. Especially Robert; Robert done messed-up.
- So they're gonna go get this Robert...
I don't know what they're gonna do to Robert, but probably something bad.
- (Joel) Only got a few hours left until curfew.
- Curfew... ooh, do they come out at night? Are they nocturnal???
It's guarded heavily by... I guess it would be the army?
- (Tess) Ration line hasn't opened yet. Must be running low again.
- Oh, no. We're runnin' out of food.
- (latch unlocks, door opens) - (soldier) Let's go.
- Whoa... How did that even happen?
- (civilian) Okay, Jesus. - Oh, no. Are they gonna execute them?
I don't wanna watch this... Actually, I kinda do.
- Oh, they're like, checking people if they have the infection still...
- Oh they're checking for if they're sick!
Don't have to beat 'em up...
- Oh... she is sick. Kill her. Shoot her. No mercy.
- (woman) Please!!! - Don't... shoot them...
- (woman) No... - (gasps)
- (woman) I'm not infected... - Oh, my gosh...
- (soldier) Alright, she's down. - So they killed her.
- (man breathes nervously, whimpers) **** this! - (soldier) Stop! (gunshots)
- (civilian) Holy sh*t.
- Yeah, that's what you get.
- (Tess) Seems like more people are gettin' infected. - (Joel) That just means more people are sneakin' out.
- Alright, so they set up walls. Does that mean zombies are still on the outside?
- There's a lot of cussing in this game; I like it.
- Where are we going? Checkpoint South 5.
- (soldier) Let me see your ID's. - (Joel) There you go.
- You have to have an ID to walk out of a building...
- (Joel) Got the day off. Visiting a friend.
- (soldier) Alright, move on through. - (Joel) Thanks.
- Okay so they will... (explosion) Oh, sh*t! Uh, oh...
- (explosion, glass shatters)
- Ah, that scared me so bad!
- Why does bad sh*t always happen to them?
- (gunfire) - (soldier) Fireflies!
- Fireflies?! Are...? Okay, these people are crazy.
- Pull back on L — so this one, left one — and press X to do a Quick Turn.
- Oh!
- Hold L1 to sprint... ah, now I can get goin'! Jesus, finally.
- He goes fast! Jeez, like Usain Bolt.
Let's go, let's go! - (Tess) Patch yourself up, alright?
- "Bind... your wounds with a Health Kit."
- Oh, this is kind of like, uh, um, Left 4 Dead.
So up and hold.
- (Tess sighs) - Alright!
- (Tess) They're gonna close all the checkpoints. We're gonna have to go around the outside.
- Ooh, but that's probably illegal. - (Joel) Outside the wall?
- (Tess) Or we could just let Robert go. - (Joel) (scoffs) Cute.
- No, we gotta kill Robert. - (Tess) Hey, how's the east tunnel looking?
- (smuggler) It's clear. I just used it. - Who's this guy?
- (smuggler) Where you off to? - (Tess) Gonna pay Robert a visit.
- (smuggler) You too? - (Tess) Who else is looking for him?
- (smuggler) Uh, Marlene... - (Tess) Marlene? What do the Fireflies need with
Robert? - Marlene is a Firefly.
- (Tess) Marlene lookin' for Robert? What do you make of that?
- (Joel) I don't like it. - Wait, so Marlene's part of the Fireflies?
Do we know who the Fireflies are, then?
- (Tess) This is us.
- Mmm, homie! - (smuggler) How's it going?
- (Tess) How we lookin' over here? - (smuggler) Ah, it's been quiet. No signs of military...
- Five bucks that I'm going out right there. Just sayin'.
- (Tess) Joel, give me a hand with this. - Yes, ma'am.
See, that was my intense gaming instincts right there.
- It's a pretty obvious hole behind that; you can definitely see over it.
- He just bound himself up and he can just take a fall like that right after? Pretty impressive.
Okay, so we're in a sewer, or tunnel, or both, maybe.
L... Push on left stick and plus X to vault.
- Alley-oop! - Am I gonna have to remember all these moves?
- We grabbin' our gear... done, get a gun... is this...? Woo!
- "Press R2 when not aiming to reload."
I only have four bullets?
- Four? Four bullets... I don't think that's gonna save me from what's about to happen outside.
- We ain't got a lot of ammo; we gotta make it count. That's alright; I'm quite the shot.
- Okay, boost her up.
- (Tess) Ready? - This is like cheerleading! I know how to do that.
- (Tess) C'mon.
- (grunting)
- (rapidly pressing buttons)
Actually I don't think I have to do anything.
- (Tess) Look, once we get our merchandise back, it should be easy to unload.
- "Toggle the flashlight..."
- (Joel) ...well, he always shows up with somethin'... - Oh, there we go.
- It's like Slender now.
- (Tess) Hold up. Spores.
- Hmm? Oh... is this what gets us infected, maybe?
- You get infected through spores... Oh, I don't like that.
- Oh, God. I'm nervous. There's gonna be somethin' in here.
- It's like I'm in Snoop Dogg's house.
- Oh, so it's a fungus?
- (Joel) There's our culprit.
- Wait, where's the culprit...? Oh! Oh... ha... Over there, the dead bodies, I guess.
- So, even when they die, they let off, like, a gas that gets people infected. That is dangerous.
- (ceiling caves in) - Oh! Come on, now.
- (Tess) You okay? - (Joel) This way.
- It's all good...
- (coughing) - (Joel) Jesus!
- (gasps) - (Joel) Watch it. Watch it.
- (man) My mask broke.
- That sucks! That's such a sh*tty way to die.
- His mask broke; he's infected. Leave him. "Don't leave [him] to turn."
- (Tess) What do you want to do?
- Uh... Oh! Are we gonna shoot him? Finally! You know how long I've been waiting for this?
- Oh, my gosh. I don't wanna shoot him. Can I just leave him there?
I can't leave him there? I have to shoot him?
- L2 and R2... (gunshot) Oh!
- (gunshot) - Ooh... Aim better.
- (gunshot) - Did it.
- Don't worry, bud. You won't turn. - (gunshot)
- Sorry, man. - (gunshot)
- I got... I got another gun with some ammo; that's good.
I'ma go this way.
- (Tess) Up ahead. You hear that? - (Joel) Shh, shh, shh.
- (quietly) Ooh... I get to shoot somethin' else.
- (infected screaming) - Oh! What happened?
"R1 to focus [his] hearing."
- (infected screaming)
- Oh, no. I have to kill all of them!
- Uh... "Sneak up on the infected and grab them by pressing △." That's what I'm gonna do.
- (infected moaning) - Oh, I didn't sneak up on them at all.
- (infected grunts)
- Strangle, strangle, strangle, strangle, strangle, strangle. Kill him, kill him, kill him.
- (gunshots)
- Oh, where's someone?
- (punches and grunts)
- Agh!
- (grunts) - (blood squirts)
- Jesus!
- Back up, son. The aiming is weird in this game. You're dead... You're dead... oh, he's not dead! Agh!
- (punches, grunts)
- Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch!
Kick, kick, kick! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- (infected yowls)
- I'm badass... Just kidding, I totally did that wrong.
- So they're not like traditional zombies where you have to destroy the brain. Can I go upstairs?
There's gonna be somethin' good up here, I hope.
- Alright... Oh, this looks nice right here; pro graphics.
- (Tess) Ahhh... some fresh air. - Tell me about it!
- She can't open the door by herself...? Okay, there we go.
- (Tess) Shut it.
- (door closes)
- Oh, my God. Four extra bullets.
- (Tess) Hey, little man.
Make sure the coast is clear. - Who is that? Kid...? Oh, lil kid.
- (Tess) No soldiers. None of Robert's men. Yeah?
Good to go.
- We just paid the kid one of our ration cards to go scope the outside, make sure the coast is clear?
- (Terrence) Hey, Tess. Hey, Tess... how you doin' today? I heard you...
- (Tess) Not right now, Terrence. - Yeah, not right now, Terrence.
- Back off. Why can't I punch him?
- I would love to go kill zombies for a day.
- Not that I'm weird or anything, but I think it'd be awesome to live in a place like this.
- (dogs barking)
- Am I supposed to go down here?
- It looks like a little... this is like, Hobo City.
- Jeez... I'ma punch this guy. Why can't I punch anyone? Like, the game would be a hundred percent better if I can
just go knock any random person out.
- Alright, let's all go through here... Robert! Yes...? Oh, we're looking for him.
- (Tess) He come through here? - (man) Half hour ago.
He went back to the wharf. He's there now.
- How many...? Did you just give away all the ration cards?!
- "Look for the light!" That's like, the Firefly thing, right?
- (takes a breath)
- (Joel) Here we go. - Oh, is that Robert? It's about to get real.
- Let me pull out my gun now.
- (Tess) Let us through. - (goon) You guys need to turn around
and head back if you know what's good for you.
- Uh-uh; we got this far...
- (Tess) We just want Robert.
- No, it's not Robert; it's Robert's goons.
- (goon) Bitch, I will bash your skull unless you turn around and get your dumb ass outta here.
- (Tess) **** this. - How do...?
- (gunshot) - Yeah, baby. Woo!
- No! Sh*t. - (goon) Take cover!
- Wait, then why did they run?! Why didn't you just shoot while they were running?
- Violence is never the answer... Just kidding, it's the apocalypse.
- (Tess) Get the angle on them.
- Where's my gun? How do I shoot again?
- (gunshot) - Oh! Okay, you don't immediately crouch.
- So we got some action. Mmm, get outta here, boy! Mmm, get outta here, boy!
Oh, they're not dead. Oh, I got shot.
- I gotta get better this, like, aiming thing.
- (gunshot, yowling) - No!
- (gunshots, yowling)
- I can't do this! I can't do this! This is so hard.
- (gunshots, grunts)
- Dang it! Go, go...
I killed... I died because I don't know how to shoot a gun. Alright! Let's try this again.
- (goon) You're gonna pay for that!
- Headshots are kinda my thing.
- There we go, headshot! Alright, watch, watch, watch. Boom! Dang... I...
All my Call of Duty quick-scoping days paid off.
- (gunshots)
- Did I get 'em?
- No, don't kill my friend! - (gunshots, groans)
- I did it! I killed him!
- (Joel) How the hell did he get all these guys?
- Can I pick up any of their guns? Good.
- We're still trying to get to Robert, who apparently is extremely important, because
we're having to kill people just to get him.
- This also looks like an arena that I'll have to fight in.
- (goon) Two of our guys died trying to take Tess out.
I guarantee that she and Joel are on their way here right now to get Robert.
- Do we sneak up on 'em?
- (goon) Let's spread out and make sure no one's creeping around in here.
- These guys are really bad security.
Oh, you're dead.
- (stabbing, blood squirting, choking)
- Look at this guy didn't hear a thing.
- We can do this! Strangle him.
- Night, night. Choked him out, but I didn't kill him, so I feel better.
- (Fine Bros) Pretty sure you killed him.
- Oh, did I? Did I kill him? (gasps) Oh, I thought I just, like, put him to sleep.
- Oh, there's a bad guy in there.
So I'm gonna see if I can creep through this...
... this right here.
- See if I can... Dude, this guy is blind as a bat.
- Oh, no...
- (grunting, growling)
- Whoa!
- I'm gonna take this guy out.
- Let's see how close I can get without him seeing me...
... and I'm touching him. Oh, oh, we're boxing now! I shouldn't have done that.
Mmm, back up! (gunshot) Yeah, you're dead.
- (gasps) - (gunshots, punching)
(punching, gunshots)
- Yeah! I did that.
- (ding)
- (gasps) And he has got somethin'. He's got keys.
- Take the key. - (door opens)
- "When you're low on ammo, look to other strategies to survive."
- Oh, is this a bottle?
- A bottle?
Oh, am I gonna hit him with it?
- Does it distract the enemies?
- "Arc Throw by pressing L2..." I didn't read the rest, whatever.
- "... pressing L2..." Oh, sh*t, I...
- (glass shatters) - No...
- (glass shatters) - (man) What the...?
- Wait, I think I had to hit him first!
- (glass shatter) ****! - (whispering) Damn it.
- Ha ha ha ha... ha ha! You don't see me coming...
No, no, no! Argh, goddammit. That, like, totally backfired on me.
- (stifled grunts, choking)
- Sorry... - (Tess) I like watching you work.
- Um... ew...?
- Okay, let's go upstairs.
360 no-scope... (gunshot) Dude...!
- I'ma box him out... box him out. Oh, he's a good boxer.
Grab. △, △, ...oh, thanks, Tess.
- (metal creaking)
- Ew. Dead body is just, like, all over the place.
- Where are we...? Okay, where are we going now? We gotta find Robert, I think, still.
- Is that him? Ew... he's wearin' a drug rug and he has a man-pony.
- (Joel) Let's go wrap this up.
- (gunshot) Gah...
- Did you see that? Did you see that?!
- Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go...
- Got a knife... a shiv. "A Shiv is a stealth-only weapon that allows you to take down
enemies faster and quieter than strangling."
- (stifled grunts) - (stabbing)
- (whispering) Oh...
- Oh! (gunshots)
- You can open the door; I don't want to open the door.
- (door opens) - (Joel) Oh, sh*t.
- (gasps) - (Robert) Get back! Get the **** back!
(gunshots)
- Is that Robert? Oh, we found him, we found him! - (Robert) ...ain't got ****ing nothin' to talk about.
- Oh, let's go. Let's go shoot him.
- (Tess) C'mon. He ran in here!
- (growls, kicks door open)
- You ain't goin' nowhere, buddy. - (metal clanging)
- Parkour!
- (metal clanging) - (growling)
- Oh, no. Parkour... there we go.
- (metal gate rattling) - (Robert) Come on.
- You're stuck, anyways.
- (Tess) Hello, Robert. - (Robert) Alright.
- (Robert) Agh! Aughhh...! - Oh, hoo.
- (Robert) Goddammit! - Yeah!
- (metal bar clanging)
- (Tess) You wanna tell us where the guns are? - Yeah...
Tired of shooting this sh*tty pistol.
- (Robert) ...alright, just hear me out on this. I gotta... Argh!
- Ooh... Alright! (giggles)
- Don't break his arm; that's messed up.
Just tell 'em where the guns are, then it's, it's all good, Joel.
- (Robert) I sold 'em.
- (Tess) Excuse me? - (low voice) Okay...
Now where are we gonna get guns? - (Robert) I owed someone. C'mon, it wasn't like...
- (Tess) Who has our guns?
- (Robert) Just gimme a couple of days... Wagh!!!
- Ooh... - (Robert) ****!
- He just broke his arm! Holy crap...
- Agh! His arm! Ow!
- The Fireflies got our guns... oh! - (Robert) I owed the Fireflies.
- The Fireflies have their guns... - Ooh, ooh.
You got to follow the light now. - (Robert) C'mon. **** those Fireflies.
- She's gonna kill him. She's gonna kill him.
- Oh, my god. We chased after him. Can we kill him already?
- (Tess) That is a stupid idea. (gunshots)
- Yeah! Thank God!
- Okay, now what do we do? We just killed Robert. - (Joel) Well, now what?
- Exactly.
- (Tess) Look, let's go find a Firefly.
- (Marlene) You won't have to look very far.
- (gasps) There's one right there!
- (Joel) There you go — queen Firefly.
- Is she the head of them?
- (Tess) You aren't looking so hot. - Ooph.
- (Marlene) Where's Robert? - Oh, my... ooph. I dunno...
Definitely not on the ground in front of you dead. - (Marlene) I needed him alive.
- (Tess) The guns he gave you. They weren't his to sell. - (Marlene) I paid for those guns.
You want 'em back? You're gonna have to earn 'em. - Ooh.
- (Marlene) I need something smuggled out of the city. You do that — I'll give you
your guns back and then some.
- So they're like an activist group? Like, who are the Fireflies?
- (Joel) Way I hear it, the military's been wiping you guys out. - Ooh.
- (Marlene) I'll show you the weapons.
- (distant officer on radio) Search the area. - (distant officer) Yes, sir.
- Oh! Military's comin'.
- (Marlene) What's it gonna be?
- (tense music)
- (Tess) I wanna see those guns. - (Marlene) Follow me.
- Let's go!
- I'm working with the Fireflies. I thought the Fireflies were bad; apparently they're not that bad.
- I'm excited to keep playing.
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