*WAPOOSH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And *voice-break* Welcome to 'The Narrator-'
Ahh god!
*voice crack* Welcome!
*laughs*
Don't leave that in! *laughs some more*
I've had way too many of those in the run-up to my prep
And ALL people can talk about in the comments is how my voice breaks
at the start so I'm trying to avoid that
I want people to talk about the video
Not because of a fuck-up I did
*Wappish* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
*voice cracks* MY name is jackse- Fuck
*laughs*
AGHHH
Ughh
You can save those for a compilation sometime if you want
Or like
Aw maybe we should do like a bloopers!
That'd be fun, right?
*chirpy, upbeat music plays*
*burp*
Uh-erh that wasn't a belch
That was umm
The mating call of my people...
Which...
Is belches *bursts into laughter*
WoooOOO!
New lens!
I can do cool shit like this!
Wshhhhhh
Or
Wshhhhhh
It's awesome!
Haha
That sounds lovely, doesn't it?
When you pull the pop filter up and down
*strange noise*
Euugh god I can see it on the waveform
*laughs*
Jack: I guess I should do intros
Robin: Well now you have the chance, do it!
Robin : Take it as a chance Jack : Yeah
Jack: Okay
Jack: God what do- what do I say?
Robin: I don't know
Robin: Top of- the mornin'?
*both laugh*
Jack: I mean in regards to you, people are gonna be who-
Jack: Who the fuck is that?
Jack: Okay, let's go Robin: Let's just not address it at all
Jack: Heh heh like, playing Overwatch and just like you start talking out of nowhere
Jack: And I never reply to you once
Robin: Yup! *both laugh*
Jack: Okay
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And- wait am I recording?
*laughs*
I am
I didn't know if my camera was recording
Okay
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome to The Higher or Lower Game
Something that I've wanted to play in some sort of fashion every now and-
No- that's a terrible intro
Euurgh
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
Oh wait...
Is everything recording?
Yeah, okay, good
*laughs*
There's something for your bloopers
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye-
Am I recording?
Three f-
Three two one! *clap*
I was gonna say three four five for some reason
Three four five! *clap*
*laughs*
Ohh that's dumb
Do you like to put together furniture?
*PewDieBot gives a virtual answer but doesn't respond aloud*
*Crickets*
*Crickets get louder*
*Crickets get even louder*
Ok then...
You can probably, cut this part out and roll right into the next one
*boop*
Wade: You wanna do your intro here while the game starts-
Mark: Who needs an intro? Intros are for puussehs
Wade: Says the guy who-
Jack: *deep voice* Hey guys!
Bob: *laughs*
Mark: *deep voice* Hey guys!
Wade: Don't make fun of my intro, everytime!
Jack: We said 'Intros are for puussehs' and then
Jack: (deep voice) Hey guys!
Jack: Sorry
Wade: Why is MINE the one everyone makes fun of?
Wade: You go wapshoosh!
Jack: Because yours is the easiest to emulate
Mark: Yeah! I can't do Jack's!
Mark: His is insane!
Wade: Wapshoosh!
Wade: *gibberish*
Jack: Wa-peush, yeah, great fucking, try!
Jack: Wa-poosh Wade : I'm like-
Wade: -right in the middle! Mark's like
Wade: *long, deep noise*
Mark: *gruff voice* Heyy guyyys
Jack: *deeper voice* Hey guys, Markiplier here
Mark: Hello everybody!
Mark: Just a nice, warm greeting
Jack: *softly* Hello, everybody
Jack: My name is, Markiplier Wade: Mine's casual
Wade: Mine's like Friday casual, greeting
Jack: *grunty voice* Hey guys!
*all laugh*
Mark: Crazy Wade across the street!
Mark: HEYYYYY!
Mark: HIIIII!
Bob: Aren't you glad you showed up for this Wade?
Wade: Yeah...
Jack: Straight into ridicule
Wade: I just feel like awfully egotistical today, I needed to be put in my place
Wade: Now my all self-esteem is going down
Bob: Wade shows up for five minutes *laughs*
*voice crack* THREE eurgh
Three two one! *clap*
ThreeEEEEee!
*boop*
*sings along* Doo doo doo
78%, there's still like, fuckin' ages to go!
I thought I'd finish this game by now!
I love it but MAN does it drag on!
Drag-on
DRAGON!
AHH *bursts into laughter*
I gotta make that joke
Spyro the Drag-on
*Jack laughs at his own hilarity*
*chirpy, upbeat music plays*
*sings along* Buuhh bup bup
Bup bup
Buuhhh bup bup
Bup bup
Buuhhh bup bup
*Jack continues to sing but to a new song* Ba da pa pa da daa
Da da DA da da da daa
Da DA da daaa
Da da da DAA daaa, da da DA daa
*Jack whistles along*
*boop*
*skeptical music*
I-I just realised it sounds echo-ier, sometimes
I'm always like 'Is my door open?'
But it's cause I don't have headphones on
That it just sounds weird
I am recording aren't I? *laughs*
DUUUGH *demonic laughter*
There was a cough in the middle of that one
Ahh candles!
Aw I burnt the hairs on my arm!
Oh noo! *laughs*
*grunts*
*grunt*
*high-pitched, demonic laughter*
He's almost like Springtrap
*laughs*
*laughs some more*
Euugh makes me wanna vomit
Ugh now it's in my fuckin' hair
Goddammit
Aghh it's all over my hand!
God this is embarrassing *laughs*
His body was weak!
I am here now!
You!!
Will listen to me!
I can hear bubbling sounds...
*Reaper voice* Death comes...
*chuckles*
DIE... DIE... DIE...
*laughs* So fucking dumb
I just realised...
That the pumpkin's gonna be carved...
So all those times I got up and walked off-screen...
It's gonna be hard to put Anti in because the pumpkin moves and is now carved...
Fuck!
You must be having great fun listening to me act like a fucking lunatic!
*laughs*
The things I do for videos, Jesus!
*laughs*
This is fun though!
There's so much laughing going on
I don't wanna destroy Gerald though...
*boop*
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to Google Feud!
Where we're going to try and guess what the internet, thinks
Which is gonna be a really, really hard thing to do
Because the internet thinks all sorts of weird bullshit
Oh wait
My voice is low again WHYY
It lowered my mic
Why?
Sorry *laughs*
This game runs at a total of 'ass frames per second' lately
Ohh yeeeah
Look at those fucking roller coasters maaaan...
Look at- look at all this wasted land maaaaan! *chuckles*
*boop*
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to ClusterTruck!
The game is finally out!
It's fully released, you can go buy it on Steam
For all your money's worth that you want
So it's not just *gibberish*
Nevermind...
Ah, crap! The knob of my controller fell off
Bob: Heh heh heh, knob means penis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome to Planet Coaster!
Again
Because th- *gibberish*
Let's not use that
*laughs*
I'm gonna fucking abuse the shit outta this
*distorted* Hello everybody!
Wait, no
*even more distorted* Hello everybody!
My name is Markiplier
*loudly laughs*
Oh, the best!
Anyway...
*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya-
eUGH!
*laughter*
Top of th- EUGHH
Eugh, drinkin' beer too
Just some Coors
Cuz I'm a lil' bitch
*boop*
Bob: I don't even know the- *gibberish*
Bob: Right? You know what I'm talking about!
Jack: Yeah! *both laugh*
Bob: Uhh hang on, I gotta put- I gotta make my car say blub blub to me
Jack: Bleb bleb
*boop*
*clapping*
*remix*
The FUCK is this music?
*cat impression*
*boop*
Oohh yeeaah!!
I don't know what I- f-
I don't know what I'm doing anymore
Three two one!
Don't make me play the car, section again!
*Whistles*
I, fuckin' know SHUT UP!
*screams*
Pineapple peen
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
Doo doo buh duh (x3)
Doo beeh
Doo doo beh deh
Doo d-
Three two one! *clap*
*clap*
*outro music*
Is that it? Are we done?
Is that all I needed to do?