-Welcome back to the show.
I love -- 93rd book?
-I know. I've been writing a lot.
-Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.
You look fantastic, pal. Thanks for coming back.
-Thank you. Thank you. -I love this book.
I remember when I was a kid growing up
with these types of books.
It would be like a "how to" fix a screen door, how to --
and it's all these things, and I never did anything.
But I read them. This is gorgeous.
-But now you have to. You have kids. You have a wife.
-Yeah, and I have a house. But it's gorgeous.
-You have to do all that stuff. -It's well done.
But there's something -- I saw a video online
and people talking about you said
that you could make a beautiful kind of scrambled egg
using a cappuccino frother.
-Yeah. So, if you have a cappuccino machine --
Most people have them now, right?
You have several.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, right.
-I got in a lot of trouble for that
because, people say, "Yeah, right."
-Break into someone's house who has one and do this.
-Would you please break me two eggs?
-All right, these are beautiful eggs by the way.
-Break me eggs right in here.
Just two. -Look at these.
Aren't they gorgeous? -From my chickens.
-Are they really? -Yeah. They're from my henhouse.
-Look at that color of blue. -This morning.
Here, I'll break one. You break one.
-All right. Ready? Watch this. -Okay.
You do your way. No, I want it in here.
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
-Here.
That was for the shells actually.
-Yeah, no problem.
-Okay, now -- [ Cheers and applause ]
Now just -- just scramble it a little bit like that.
-All right, scramble, yeah.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-Perfect. -You can use a whisk or that.
-Okay. Doing this with a whisk before, sorry.
-A little salt. -A little bit of salt.
-And a little pepper. -Okay.
-Backwards. -Yeah.
-And then two little tiny pieces of butter if you want.
-How cute are you? [ Laughter ]
-And then here.
Then I'm getting the steam going here.
-All right, so the steam's cooking.
Now, I've never heard of this way of cooking eggs.
-I know, but it's so fun, and you'll see.
-How did you even figure this out?
-See? -What do I do?
-Go here. Just go up and down like that.
Okay. You've done that before.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah, I've been doing it for a long time.
[ Laughter ]
Since I was a teenager.
-See how it's frothing it up?
-All right. Yeah.
The thing I like about this is it's very quiet!
[ Laughter ]
Want to do this in the morning?
Yeah, you want to do it in the morning when everybody's asleep
and surprise them with some -- some eggs!
[ Laughter ]
-See?
-That's -- this is the future right here.
-Do you like them -- do you like them harder or softer?
-I like -- [ Laughter ]
I like them pretty hard.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-Look at this. Look at what's happening.
-Yeah. See? -This is science.
-Yeah. There. -This is magical.
-So then -- and, of course, clean this off.
You can clean that off, too.
-Oh, yeah. You think?
Yeah, you're going to want to clean that.
-Use your technique. -Yeah.
No, I don't have a -- [ Laughter and applause ]
-And then, look at these frothy, nice eggs. Look.
-I don't have a technique.
-Look. -Look at that.
[ Cheers and applause ] -They're beautiful.
-You are amazing. Thank you very much.
-You'll like them. They're tasty.
-I will love it. Yes.
So I just put a little -- Cheers. A toast to you.
-Cheers. -A toast to toast.
Love you.
Fantastic.
-Mmm. -They're great.
I love it.
-See, they're light. -Yeah.
-They're fluffy.
-You know how to do all this cool stuff.
What else are we learning how to do?
-Okay, well, the book has so many, many, many different kinds
of things to do around the house,
in the house, outside the house.
One of them is to change a wall, a plain wall,
and make it something more interesting,
like adding a shelf or two.
-There you go.
-So I thought we could learn how to --
You probably know how but show people how to hang a shelf.
-Yeah. -Using these L brackets.
Nice heavy wrought-iron brackets.
-I wanted to do this.
But I wanted to switch it up a little bit.
-Yeah.
-I thought it would be kind of fun if we did it --
-What's that?
-It's called the -- it's called the tool belt --
the double tool belt challenge.
And basically, what it is is it's one tool belt
that we'll both get into.
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
I knew there would be a catch.
-And then -- so we'll just hop into this here.
-Like together like this?
-Yeah. Put one hand down there I think.
[ Laughter ]
-Uh-oh.
And then what?
-Then we just hang out for a while.
[ Laughter ]
How are you? Everything good?
-Oh, just fine. [ Laughter ]
I don't usually -- I don't usually do things like this.
Now, stop laughing.
-No, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm laughing 'cause -- please, stop doing whatever that is.
Oh, my God. Watch out.
Oh, my gosh. Be really careful. All right.
Now, we're building a shelf.
But I figured we could try to do this in 60 seconds.
-Okay. -Is that possible?
-First you have to find the studs.
-Yeah. I think you have. [ Laughter ]
Wait. -Oh, look.
-Whoa, whoa, look. What's going on? What?
Hey, it did work.
We have 60 seconds to start screwing. Let's go.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. I am the hand. You have the drill. Oh, here.
You know, this is one of the special things
where the screw is there.
-What is -- what is -- -That's like the foreskin.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Wait a minute. Wait, get in the right spot.
Wait. Right there.
-Oh, are you okay? -Don't get me.
-I think that's good. That's good.
Let's go! The next screw! Come on!
60 seconds. Come on!
All right. Is that good?
-Yeah. -All right.
-Put that there. -Oh, yeah. This one here too?
-Wait a minute. Let me get right there. Yep.
Better, better.
-Martha, you smell very good.
-I do? -Yes.
Very, very nice.
How much time do we have?
Ten seconds. We're not gonna -- -Ten seconds.
-Hurry up, quick!
Martha, quit fooling around and get that screw in! Let's go!
All right, good. Perfect! Here we go!
-Three, two, one.
[ Buzzer ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-There we go.
Perfect.
-Go to page 80.
-Page 80 in the book.
Look at that beautiful shelf right there.
Martha Stewart, everybody.
The "Martha Manual" is in stores now.