♪ Hallelujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah Halle-lujah ♪
♪ Hallelujah ♪
You're the warrior woman everyone calls Brendar, right?
Feared and revered is your slogan.
Get lost, owl. You smell like dead mice.
They said you'd be intense.
We want to hire you for a quest!
I quest alone. Now flap off.
Take Skeletor, Smiley About and Yourek with you.
Oi, how'd she know my name?
Not now, Yuri. Listen, this adventure includes everything you're good at,
smashing, pillaging, general mayhem.
I know who sent you.
- Who? - Are you asking me?
Or you making an owl sound?
This is an owl sound, hoo hoo.
Your team has all the trademarks of that hacky has been,
the wizard, Horace Scrum.
[mumbling]
- Ah. - What?
If I were to quest, it wouldn't be with a wizard
known for card tricks and fortune telling.
Oh, come on, we could offer you a generous salary,
plus pretty darn good dental plan.
Are they on the same dental plan?
- Yes. - Hard pass.
Ah! We have traversed the Black Forest of Hate and the Gray Swamps of Insecurity
to find you. We will not be dismissed so easily.
[gasping]
When respect is lacking, my sword starts hacking.
[fighting]
Ah.
Hot caldron.
Hey, look out guys, she's got a knife.
If you want to keep your head bone connected to your neck bone,
I suggest you apologize to this jester for interrupting his foolish music.
I have battled the quivering serpent of Cune.
Your threats mean nothing.
Was it the baby serpent or the big one?
Uh, well it was quivering a lot.
I don't know. It was very large!
And wearing a diaper?
Yes.
- That was the baby... - Dah.
who I left alive to send a message!
Enough.
Droppings just got real.
Get her! Go! Go!
[fighting]
Huh?
Ah!
Huh? Uh.
[laughing]
[fighting]
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you still hitting yourself?
[fighting]
Huh? Hmm.
[laughing]
Ah!
[grunting]
Uh.
[fighting]
I'm going to crush your head!
Hey, numbskull.
[mumbling]
Ah!
It's time for you to head out.
No, no, no, no, no. Wait! Wait! No!
[sighing]
[mumbling]
Wow, you are amazing!
Yeah, I get that a lot.
You know, I helped by smashing that guy over his head with my loot.
I didn't need your help.
In fact, you sort of interrupted my flow.
Your flow?
My battle rhythm was thrown by your sloppy technique.
- Huh. - Fighting's not for you.
Stick with your songs.
- Oh, yeah. I plan to. In fact, I have-- - Hold that thought.
I will quest to the castle of Horace Scrum.
That is literally what I came here to accomplish.
The wizard will regret sending such weaklings to retrieve me.
When I defeat him, the only fortune telling he will do
is to foresee me tearing off his beard and using it as my bath mat!
[cheering]
We really respond to violence.
Well I'm glad we established that before anything drastic went down.
A long time ago in a land full of wizards, trolls and goblins,
there lived a feared and revered barbarian.
Evan, why are you talking like that?
Well, I'm trying-- Ahem.
I'm trying to fill everyone in on our journey.
Okay, but make it quick.
Okey dokey. Ahem.
Join the adventure of a barbarian and her quest friends,
as they encounter extreme sword fights...
[fighting]
Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?
Angry livestock...
[screaming]
Absolute bangers...
♪ I got 99 problems But a bridge ain't one ♪
Medieval technology...
Alexa, lights on.
Thank you, Alexa.
- Talking owls... - 'Sup?
- Talking axes... - Ah! I needed this.
Bad guys, good guys, this guy,
- explosions, tiny explosions, - You're bald.
massive explosions, normal sized explosions,
flower explosions, pudding explosions,
spaghetti explosions and puppets.
[gasping]
- Puppets? - Yeah... puppets.
[music playing]
Oh, yeah. I love puppets.
Aren't they the best?
[music playing]
The Barbarian and the Troll coming soon... only on Nickelodeon.