( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
WELCOME BACK, JON!
WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY HERE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, JON.
>> Jon: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE THE ENTIRE BAND.
WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
>> Jon: TWO WEEKS OFF.
>> Stephen: UNBELIEVABLE.
IT'S SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU ONLY GET SO MANY SUMMERS IN YOUR
LIFE.
>> Jon: EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO GRAB SUMMER BY THE FIGURES, AS I LIKE
TO SAY.
>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU WERE IN -- WHERE WERE YOU?
>> Jon: SWITZERLAND, MONTRO.
>> Stephen: WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE?
>> Jon: HANGING OUT WITH THE GREAT QUINZY JONES.
>> Stephen: YOU IN THE HOUSE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: THE DUDE.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH Q AS HE HAS ASKED ME
NOT TO CALL HIM.
>> Jon: EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: DID YOU PLAY, TALK, OR WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?
>> Jon: HE'S, YOU KNOW, 86, AND HE HAD A BIRTHDAY, AND THE
RESTOV THE TIME WE JUST HUNG OUT IN LUXURY BECAUSE THAT'S Q.
>> Stephen: WOW.
( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T WANT TO BRAG ON MY
VACATION BUT.
>> Jon: WHAT DID YOU DO.
>> Stephen: THANKS FOR ASKING.
>> Jon: I WAS GETTING AROUND TO IT.
>> Stephen: I GRABBED SUMMER BY THE FIGURES, AND I TELL YOU
HOW I DID IT.
>> Jon: YEAH.
>> Stephen: I WAS DOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO MARRY A GIRL FROM MY HOMETOWN, EVIE
MAGEE.
I HOPE SHE'S WATCHING.
TOMORROW -- YOU KNOW, SHE HAS A REAL JOB SO SHE SLEEPS.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT, SO WE NEVER DEBATE ON WHERE
WE GO WHEN WE HAVE TIME OFF, WE GO SEE OUR FAMILIES IN
SOUTH CAROLINA.
AND ON THE LAND TOWN THERE, WE'VE GOT A LITTLE HOUSE DOWN
THERE, AND WE HAVE A FIGURE TREATMENT HERE'S THE THING, THAT
FIGURE TREE REALLY GIVES UP ITS FRUIT.
THE FIGURES ARE REALLY RIPE THE SECOND WEEK OF JULY, I DON'T
HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE, AND I'M MAD FOR MY FIGS.
I'VE GOT SOME PHOTOS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW
YOU PHOTOS OF MY FIGS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HOPE I DON'T BLOW THIS.
LET'S SEE, WHERE ARE MY FIGURES?
THAT'S NOT MY FIGURES.
WE'LL GET IT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANT FIGURE, I PROMISE YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) HERE WE GO.
SO HERE IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO.
HERE IS, LIKE -- WHO DO I SHOW THIS TO?
WHICH ONE, THIS RIGHT HERE?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO DO RIGHT THERE.
I GET A BUNCH OF FIGURES RIGHT THERE AND I CHOP THEM UP WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF LEMON AND SUGAR AND MAKE A FIGURE JAM.
I DO IT EVERY DAY.
AND IF YOU'RE THERE ON TIME, THERE'S LIKE 50 NEW RIPE FIGURES
AND I CAN THEM LIKE THAT.
I'VE GOT MY LITTLE TOWER OF FIGURES, AND THAT'S JUST ONE
DAY.
>> Jon: THAT'S ALL IN ONE DAY?
>> Stephen: THAT'S JUST ALL IN ONE DAY.
I PUT IT ON TOAST, MAKE BARBECUE SAUCE OUT OF IT, UNBELIEVABLE.
I NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE -- NEVER PICK A FIGURE BEFORE IT
DROOPS.
YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DROOP.
THE DROOPY FIGURE MEANS IT'S RIPE.
>> Jon: OKAY.
>> Stephen: THE DROOPY FIGURE.
DROOPY FIGURES.
THAT GETS ME TO THE NEXT PHOTO I WANT TO SHOW YOU AND IT'S THAT I
DID A LOT OF FISHING WHILE I WAS IN CHARLESTON, AND WHEN YOU'RE
OUT ON THE OPEN OCEAN -- I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FISH.
I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FISH.
YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FISH?
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FLOUNDER?
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU GUYS ARE A
CHEAP DATE IS WHAT YOU ARE.
( LAUGHTER ) HOLD ON.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S A SUMMER FLOUNDER RIGHT THERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) UNBELIEVABLE.
JUST AS SPECKLEDS THE NIGHT SKY RIGHT THERE.
AND HERE'S THE THING IS THAT I WEAR A BANDANA WHEN I'M FISHING.
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO LIFT IT UP AND PUT
IT HERE BECAUSE THE SUN IS BEATING OFF THE WATER.
I WORE IT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A SEXY MID 70s
CHARLESTON HESTON LOOK TO HAVE A BANDANA ON OR A MEGA MAN LOOK.
MY WIFE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME WEARING THE BANDANA WHILE I WAS
DRIVING THE BOAT.
EVIE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH TO TAKE.
AND THIS IS ME WEARING THE BANDANA.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: LET ME ZOOM IN RIGHT THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS ME IN FULL SUMMER MODE
RIGHT THERE.
I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN IN THIS PHOTO.
BUT WHAT SHE POINTED OUT WAS THAT THE BANDANA ACTUALLY
WEARING THE BANDANA MADE IT LOOK LIKE THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I
WAS WEARING.
>> Jon: I KNOW!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT IS REASONABLE
TO ASSUME THAT I AM WEARING NOTHING BUT THAT BANDANA RIGHT
NOW.
>> Jon: WHAT YOU WEARING AT THE BOTTOM?
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> Jon: WHAT WERE YOU WEARING AT THE BOTTOM.
>> Stephen: I WAS WEARING PANTS BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO
COVER THE DROOPY FIGS, MY FRIEND.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )