-Before you go, I thought we could play a game
that combines two of my favorite things --
going through people's phones and making people take shots.
That's right -- it's time for "Shot Caller."
-Oh, man. ♪♪
-Here's how this works.
We'll each take turns spinning this Shot Caller wheel,
which will land on a random letter and number.
That letter and number will tell you which contact
in your phone will unknowingly
be playing along with you today...
-Oh, wow.
-...because after you've spun the wheel,
you'll have to decide whether to send them a confusing text
that my writers have crafted or take a shot.
So, I got some Belvedere for you.
I got some berry Ciroc for moi. right there.
Here are the text messages. -And I'm not driving after this.
-Me neither. -Alright.
-They actually don't let me leave the studio.
Okay, I'll go first. How about that?
-Okay. -Okay, sound good? Alright.
Let me spin first.
All right, we got -- That's H-4. -H-4.
H-4. Not seeing H's.
The last name is Handler.
-Handler? -And it is Chelsea.
-Chelsea! -Chelsea Handler!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, let's see what the text message is,
and I'll decide if I'm gonna send it to Chelsea
or take a shot.
-We love Chelsea. -We love Chelsea.
-And she loves a good vodka shot.
She wrote a whole book about it.
-If anything, I don't take the shot, she might be disappointed.
The text is, "I just got back from the doctor,
and you might want to go get tested."
-Send it. -You think I should send it?
-Send it! Send it! Send it! Send it!
-Look at this peer pressure. I'm down. I'm down.
Okay, "I just got back from the doctor,
and you might want to go get tested."
-Send it! -Aah!
There's the receipt, so I did it.
I sent it.
Alright, I sent the text. We did the damn thing.
-Is it my turn? -Yes, it is your turn.
Go ahead and spin the wheel, both of them.
Yes!
Whoo!
-Big money, big money. -Okay.
-I don't know if I have any Z's in my phone.
Let me check. I'm curious. Okay, I have a "Z."
-You do? Who is it? -His name is Aaron Zigman.
He's a songwriter.
I wrote a song with him for a film.
-Aaron is either -- You're either going to take a shot
or you're gonna send the following text.
-Okay.
-"Can you pick me up? It happened again."
-Okay.
I'll send that. -You'll send that?
Send it. But we want to see the receipt.
[ All chanting "Send!" ]
-Done. -Receipts, y'all. Receipts.
Whoo! Sent. It is sent.
-Oh, no. I got an error message.
"Your message could not be delivered
to this non-wireless number."
-Oh, wait. Hold on, hold on. You know what that means.
-I got to take a shot. -You got to take a shot.
But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
Since you're a good sport, I'll do one with you.
Cheers, John Legend. -Cheers.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Alright. -Alright, here we go.
-Well, Aaron Zigman, if you're out there,
pick me up, bro.
-Also, Aaron, thank you for getting me through today.
I appreciate that.
Alright, time for the lightning round.
We're gonna switch things up a little bit.
This time, the stakes are a little bit higher.
You're going to randomly scroll through your phone contacts,
and when I say "stop,"
whoever you land on, you have to video-call them...
-Okay. -...with the message.
But -- Do you want to go first or should I go first?
I want to go first, just to set the precedent, okay?
I'm gonna close my eyes, scroll through my contacts.
You tell me when to stop. You ready?
-Okay. -Wait. Chelsea replied.
-What'd she say? What'd she say? -[ Laughs ]
-I said, "I just got back from the doctor,
and you might want to go get tested."
And she said, "I already have it."
-Yes! [ Cheers and applause ]
-That's what's up, Chelsea. I love you.
-That's the benefit of texting another comedian,
because they know how to land a joke, yes.
-Okay, I'm going to go through my phone.
You tell me when to stop, okay? -Okay.
Stop! -It is a famous DJ.
-Oh!
-Another one? -Another one!
-Oh!
-It's DJ Khaled. Wait, wait, wait.
-Wait, wait, wait.
We have a Grammy-nominated song together
with Nipsey Hussle.
-Yes.
-And let's FaceTime him and tell him I voted for us today.
-But here's the thing. Here's the thing.
Let's see what I would have to say to him first.
because it's either I take a shot or I say this to DJ Khaled.
-Okay, it is, "I think I just
saw Ellen hit someone with her car.
She kept driving."
-That would be wild. No, we're FaceTiming.
We're FaceTiming. -Should we FaceTime?
Oh, my God! Okay, hold on. Oh, my God.
Alright, let me -- Alright.
"Get a TV show," they said. "It would be fun."
Okay, hide yourself first, and I'll just --
-Alright. -Alright. Hold on.
Let me just --
-Yeah? -Hey, Khaled, Khaled.
-Khaled. It's DJ Khaled!
-Khaled, this is crazy. This is crazy.
I have to call you. -What's up, John?
-What's up, John? -What's up, Khaled?
-We just saw Ellen hit someone with her car,
and, yo, she kept driving.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know...
-You seen her do it, too? -Uh...
-And, also, John has something to tell you.
-I just voted for us for the Grammys, Khaled.
-I just voted for you, too. -That's what's up.
Give it up for DJ Khaled, everybody!
-John, I love you. -I love you, brother.
Oh, man! -That was sweet.
That was sweet.
Alright. We have another round.
You got to scroll through your phone.
-Okay. -Alright.
-So, I'm just gonna scroll. -Yep.
I'm gonna tell you when to stop.
You can stop.
-Oprah Winfrey. [ Cheers and applause ]
-What?! -I am not.
-What?!
-I am not. -What?! Yo...
[ Audience chanting "Oprah!" ]
Even John Legend knows his limits, y'all.
-I'm not bothering Oprah Winfrey today.
-I'll tell you what -- cheers to that.
Cheers, John Legend. [ Cheers and applause ]
Aah! -Ow!
-Whoo! That's all the time we have for "Shot Caller."
My thank-you to John Legend for being here.