[JINGLING]
[BLOWING]
[JINGLING]
Just roll the dice!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
--1, go.
Animal feathers in New York.
Dove.
No!
Eagle?
No, they land on people.
Purple martin.
No!
We used to have purple martins.
You know how many mosquitoes they eat?
Oh, I can pass?
It flies.
Every word they give you is what you want to blurt out!
The hardest thing in the world.
Playing games with you.
No, no, no, no.
This is a mineral.
What do you like to eat in the morning
before you go to work or school?
Eggs.
Yes.
Good job.
Don't congratulate me!
Go to the next one!
Here we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Before we start, loser, braces for a year!
What?
Last place eats the plant.
12 bites max, dude.
Look at this thing.
Belly flops-- hey, wait for it-- not in the pool.
Dry land!
Dry land, right on the concrete, dude!
[SNICKERS]
What?
Huh?
You have something good, don't you?
What?
No.
All right, I'll just go all in.
It's not your turn!
Oh, sorry.
I fold.
No!
I think-- oh, huh, ah, haha, my bad!
Hundo, hundo, hundo.
What are we thinking, $30 buy in?
Let's change somebody's life tonight.
Can somebody spot me a few chippies?
I left my wallet at home.
Yes!
Blackjack!
Oh, sorry, wrong game.
Don't look.
Don't look!
Oh, my bad.
Would you get that?
We saw it, though.
All right, let's play some Risk.
Oh, don't we have to be at dinner in six hours?
That's plenty of time!
Yeah, it's not like we're playing Monopoly.
[LAUGHING]
You're up.
Yeah, I've got Europe.
No, you're up!
I've got Europe, Gary.
While we're young, Gary.
Gary, are you dead?
That's a forfeit in my book.
Played your heart out, buddy.
Oh, Gary!
Dude, look what I found in the basement.
[BLOWS]
Oh, my goodness!
It's Jumanji!
And it's a board game!
No, not the board game we're going to play!
[EERIE MUSIC]
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Dude, the batteries work!
This is fantastic!
Shut it!
Close it!
OK, I'm done-- just kidding!
Bro, stop, bro, no!
I'm not touching the dice.
[DRUM MUSIC]
A slithering serpent disguised on the ground.
It will wrap you up.
And it will drag you down.
I'm not dealing with it.
I'm getting something to drink right now.
You guys want anything?
[HISSING]
Joe, Joe--
What?
Joe--
[SCREAMING]
No!
Oh my god, no no!
Ah!
Go!
Get out!
Go!
Oh, Cody, did you draw the kangaroo card?
Technically, it was your turn.
But, yes, you did.
Oh, he's chasing me!
OK, I think we have a bit of a problem now.
I agree.
Get in the bathroom!
Go, go, go, go!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Get in, get in!
Turn the lights on.
[SCREAMING]
Password?
Yeah, I think I'm here.
Oh!
Welcome, weary traveler!
Come, join us!
Do I roll the dice?
(MOCKINGLY) Do I roll the dice!
[LAUGHING]
I guess I'll punch the dragon?
Punch the dragon!
Punch him!
Punch the dragon.
Punch him!
You have four points damage on the dragon!
Ah!
(GRUFF VOICE) I summon the iron gravel of fortitude!
Ah!
Yes!
[BLOWS HORN]
I'm so excited.
Oh, I need to be red, sorry.
I'm always red.
I know, I'm always red.
And if you're red, I'm going to be playing your red pieces
thinking it's mine.
My house, my choice.
You're fine.
OK.
Now we're both red!
No, we're not!
Oh, got a couple stragglers over here too.
All right, Codes, kick us off.
Sweet!
Can I be red!
OK, he's an athlete.
I think he used to play baseball.
Brett Favre.
Yes.
Oh, this is hard.
It's an animal.
Hyena!
Yes!
I went here in eighth grade.
The bathroom.
Yes.
Balcony.
Telescope.
Mm-hmm, it's another athlete, I'm pretty sure he's a golfer.
LeBron James.
You're crushing it!
War movie.
"Sound of Music."
Yes!
I killed one in second grade.
Tamagotchi.
That was really sad.
OK, I always wanted one, but I never got one.
Holographic Charizard.
Yes!
I have two.
We'll talk later.
Hate to do this to you.
Checkmate.
Yeah, that's not checkmate.
Oh, you can just move him?
Got a little something for you.
Shoop.
Shoop, can't do that.
Is it ever smart to kill your own guy?
Oh, the show made this sound really exciting.
And to be honest with you, it's not really that exciting.
All right, before dessert, babe, you
want to tell them our special news?
Yeah.
Or we could play a game!
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Move!
3.
Nerts!
Yeah!
Whoo!
No way!
[CHEERING]
Winners!
Oh, super fun game, huh?
Best of 12?
I'm actually feeling a little nauseous.
Oh, that's the dog.
Yeah, he's a little annoying.
Could you crate him or something?
I think we can all agree last year was unacceptable.
We're more mature than that.
All for one--
We play for fun!
Oh, that's cheating, man!
You've got the table leaning your way--
Are you serious, coming from the most corrupt Monopoly
banker of all time?
No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
[RINGING]
Ow!
What is wrong with you?
Hey, you cheated me, man?
[METAL MUSIC]
So sorry!
That was not intended for you!
All for fun!
This is unacceptable.
We're more mature than that.
Hey, good game.
It's better than last year.
Is it under the rug?
How did we lose the piece?
We're missing one piece?
You lost it!
Did somebody accidentally eat it when
they were eating the chips?
I'm about to lose my mind.
No, Ty, it's not worth losing it.
It's a puzzle.
I might have eaten it.
Oh, it-- it was in my pocket.
Oh, god.
Sorry, it was stuck to the back of my phone.
Oh, man, that was--
Glad I didn't rage in the kitchen.
Yep, that's it.
All right, nice job, boys.
Let's put it up.
Well done.
(VOICEOVER) You know what I hate?
Games.
I got to get out of here.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
[INAUDIBLE] I got it.
I got it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I really thought I was about to win that too.
(VOICEOVER) OK, 53% of the time, a right-handed player
will play on the right side of the board.
He's wearing a jacket and sweatpants.
And the low today was 68.
So he's clearly not that much of a critical thinker.
He's got Cheeto dust on his hands.
I'm not really sure what that indicates.
But that could be useful.
He's unarmed.
I could cheat.
He's not going to kill me.
But I shouldn't cheat.
Cheating's bad.
I should just stick to the game plan.
Dude, you've got to go.
Yeah, sorry, here we go.
Need this for the win.
Focus!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
They're not getting this.
We got this.
All right, ready?
Go!
Timer's on.
A monkey?
Gorilla!
Strong!
Orchestra!
Are you serious!
It's an iPad! iPad!
Ah!
AppleCare!
Ah!
Star Trek!
No, it's not Star Trek, you moron!
It's dad-gum Star Wars!
Are you kidding me?
Get him out of here!
Golly!
[ENGINE REVVING]
Oh!
[SCREAMING]
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre!"
Easter!
He's alive!
And he's back for more!
[SCREAMING]
Cage free, farm raised!
Wait, wait, I got it!
Bull in a china shop!
No!
I told you he was going to rage!
Yes, hey, that was the word, "rage."
What?
Yes.
Nice.
Hey, that was a good comeback.
I thought you would have had it with the cup in the-- yeah.
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