Give my keys back
where's my house key
Jade West and Cat Valentine couldn't be any more opposite where Jade is a snarky and anti-social
rebel Cat is a kindhearted and eccentric airhead despite these differences however Jade and Cat
spend a surprising amount of time together both on and off screen turn off the camera
Jade's house is being fumigated for bugs so she's spending the night here with me though it's never
stated in the show Jade definitely sees Cat as her best friend she even says so in her Hollywood Arts
Yearbook pair this with a few videos from The Slap and you have a relationship that
raises quite a few questions is Cat Jade's best friend because Cat is too naïve and forgiving to
call Jade out for her toxic behavior does Cat only hang out with Jade because she feels sorry for her
or is there some sort of mutual understanding that these two polar opposites are able to come to what
joyful conditions or juvenile commotions led to Jade and Cat being jovial comrades let's analyze
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before we go on about how great their friendship is we need to acknowledge the fact that Jade has
absolutely no problem being abusive towards Cat in A Film By Dale Squires Jade repeatedly hits Cat
after Cat kissed Beck in an acting scene in Tori Torture's Teacher Jade force feeds Cat cereal to
shut her up after Cat begins to question her and in the bad roommate after Cat embarrasses her in
front of the school we get this exchange can I stop now no you eat every one of those bush peas
but I hate bush peas why does me eating bush peas help because it makes you miserable which makes
me slightly less miserable sure we could just chalk this up as Jade retaliating against Cat
but that really doesn't justify how disproportionate her retribution can be
it's this kind of behavior that makes their close relationship so surprising
that is until you realize that Cat may very well be the only person Jade sees as a genuine friend
in Andre's Horrible Girl Jade who's now broken up with Beck has nothing else to do for the day
after insisting that she definitely has plans for the day she quickly and aggressively makes
an effort to spend her time with Cat even though Cat may not want to remember that this is just
one episode after Jade said this in The Worst Couple Cat's basically a pet arf
so it's obvious that beneath Jade's antagonistic actions towards Cat lies a heart that knows she
can trust her case in point in Wok Star when Jade gets the opportunity to stage her emotional play
about a father and daughter in front of an audience that includes her unaccepting father
who does Jade get to play the lead role of the daughter none other than Cat Valentine we know
that Well Wishes is a metaphor for Jade and her dad's relationship so for Jade to trust
Cat enough to basically play her that really speaks volumes then we have Crazy Ponnie where
Jade who doesn't like to be touched at all and may be a little insecure about her appearance
trusts Cat to do her eyebrows and I still don't get how this happened Jade asked me to make her
eyebrows look nice so I tried to wax them but when I took the wax strips off there was um a problem
my eyebrows are gone no they're not I told you they're right here which ultimately results in
Jade not injuring Cat but simply cutting off her hair make of that what you will this trust extends
to how Jade reacts to Cat interacting with her boyfriend Beck all throughout the series
Jade becomes notoriously furious at any girl that even looks at Beck so it's quite surprising that
Cat is the only girl Jade trusts around her boyfriend and it's easy to see why whenever
Beck is hit on by girls Cat is usually the first person to say something about it I like your story
um hi miss what he has a girlfriend I don't see her Jade must have noticed this and seen it as
enough reason to trust Cat not to try and take Beck away from her it's these kind of actions
that probably seemed foreign to Jade after all it's not like any other girl has ever really tried
being her friend until Tori came along but by that point it was firmly established in Jade's heart
that Cat is someone if not the only person she can trust that's why Jade is so protective of Cat
when Cat begins to cry in Andre's Horrible girl Jade is uncharacteristically quick to try and
comfort her when Cat says she's upset in The Blonde Squad Jade angrily asks if Robbie tried
to play pirates with her and in Star Spangled Tori when Cat decides to live at the school after her
parents have gone away it's Jade that calls her Nona to see if Cat can stay with her it's obvious
that Cat's happiness and well-being matter a lot to Jade so much so that she's willing to do just
about anything for Cat if it means it'll keep her happy the two have spent so much time together
that Jade's able to do a flawless impression of Cat oh it's Cat hello hi are you Beck having fun
yeah but you know not too much a ha ha ha fun speaking of which
hi Jade do you want to do something fun with me tomorrow night sure what I don't know
I figured you'd pick because you're bossy don't say I'm bossy okay bossy what nothing
now on the flip side we have Cat who regularly invites Jade over for sleepovers after watching
a few videos from The Slap it becomes quite clear how close Jade is with Cat's family
why is your brother wearing my bra
mix this closeness with Cat's naïve personality and you have someone that easily overlooks and
forgives Jade for any of her less than desirable personality traits but Cat's love for Jade goes
far beyond plain old tolerance in A Christmas Tori Cat is Jade's secret Santa so what does Cat get
for her oh my god Cat you did not they're from a real movie I cannot believe you got me these
what movie were they used in The Scissoring how on earth did Cat get a hold of the actual
scissors from Jade's favorite movie anyone who collects props or replicas from movies, TV shows,
or anything like that will tell you that stuff is very hard and very expensive to get a hold of
no matter how obscure the series is believe me I know so to see Cat go out of her way to get
Jade something she knew would mean the world to her shows just how much Cat understands and values
Jade as a person so it comes as no surprise then that Jade is usually the first person Cat goes to
for help here he comes quick hide me wear Cat in my bra? Oh no that'll never work though not
everything is perfect between the two has anyone ever noticed how bad of an influence Jade can be
on Cat in Freak The Freak Out after being dissed by Hayley and Tara we get this exchange I thought
I smelled failure then you must be sniffing yourself good right for you notice how Cat looks
for Jade's approval right after saying that it's almost like Jade brings out a side of Cat that she
herself isn't used to but because Cat knows that Jade is usually the snarky one she thinks that
Jade would appreciate Cat's attempt at being like her when you pair this with a clip from the slap
I don't know come on no just look into camera and talk about something you absolutely cannot stand
okay um well I kind of don't like those girls who wear really big sunglasses like
your eyes aren't really that big why do you need such big glasses wow that did feel good I told you
we can come up with two different interpretations either A) Cat is so easily susceptible that she
subconsciously starts letting Jade's bad behavior influence her negatively or B) Jade's constant
aggression around Cat is actually helping Cat develop the backbone that she so desperately
needs either way one thing's for certain the two seem awfully close for a couple of gal pals
hey you better come help Jade with what she can't get her boobs in the hamburger you be the judge
the biggest question I'm sure is on everybody's mind is how did Jade and Cat become friends in
the first place unfortunately there's not that much information but in Ice Cream for
Ke$ha we get this exchange you didn't have a happy childhood my favorite toy was a hammer
you finished the puzzle which leads me to believe that they couldn't have been
friends since childhood because like why would Cat ask that special announcement
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I'll leave you with this that was a letdown pretty unsatisfying not much of an ending