Hi!
I'm Beth Behrs, You may know me from Two Broke
Girls or The Neighborhood.
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
Or maybe you know me from my podcast, Harmonics.
What I'm trying to say is, if you want to find me,
I am out there.
This is my first time guest-hosting alone.
Last time, I was here with my dear friend Whitney Cummings.
We were actually planning to host together again,
but I slashed her tires.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm kidding.
That wouldn't work anyway.
Whitney has a ton of cars.
[LAUGHTER]
I have so much fun every time I visit this show.
According to my parents, I am much funnier on this show than
on my own sitcom.
[LAUGHTER]
So, it's true though, for real.
So, I thought I'd show you some of my favorite moments.
Not to brag, but I'm kind of known for my twerking.
Here's a clip from when I was Ellen's guest DJ.
Take a look.
Someone told me that you actually are a good twerker.
I've been practicing a little bit.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I twerk hard, and I play hard.
One of my favorite entrances even
became a meme on this show.
Please welcome, Beth Behrs.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
And here's my meme.
The one drunk friend showing up at the party.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, that's really harsh but fair.
Very fair.
[LAUGHTER]
When I finally stop dancing and actually sit down
for my interview, things don't get much better.
[LAUGHTER]
Here's me all dressed up for Ellen's Halloween show.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I hope that's how you all remember me, with my skirt up
and a crown on my head.
[LAUGHTER]
Finally, I like to share a lot of things with Ellen.
But, sometimes I overshare.
I don't know if you've ever experienced this kind of pain.
But when a fire ant bites your nipple, it like--
[LAUGHTER]
I don't know if I've--
I've never had a baby.
But I hear it's really difficult.
And the poison stays in your nipple,
or wherever you get bitten, for a very long time afterwards.
One got stuck in my bra, and it stung my nipple.
[LAUGHTER]
Like I said, I've never experienced childbirth.
But I have breastfed a fire ant.
[LAUGHTER]