• From why we have fears to why don’t girls have beards, we answer some of your
most burning questions about life • Hey there, my name is Melissa, I'll be
reading out the questions and answers • I'm Danger Dolan and I'm here to blow
your mind with truth 10 – Blechigal - Is it possible that there
is a secret civilization on earth?
• Possible?
It’s for certain, I mean look at Shima and Melissa, what kind of animal can talk and
has pink fur?
Illuminati.
I mean look at Pringle, what even is he?
Seriously, what’s that thing he’s doing with his head, and his fingers are literally
Twinkies!
• Well there’s no concrete evidence for a secret civilisation on Earth, but there
are real secret societies.
You may have heard of the illuminati, who used to exist in Germany and they wished for
a unified world government, but either they’re really good at hiding or they haven’t existed
since the 1800s. 9 – Lizzybizzybeta - Was there anything
else here before the Big Bang?
• Most people don’t know this, but before everything there were sentient hats just floating
around space time.
But they weren’t very happy, since they had no one to wear them.
• Enough!
Just…no…get…no— This just isn’t working.
I’m done with this, with a capital D. Done.
WEKFLKEFAEWJDE *Explodes* • There’s a lot of theories behind what
might have been around before the big bang, but the theory I like the most is eternal
inflation.
Basically this theory supposes that instead of one big bang there are an infinite amount
of them going off every second, making universes with every possible law of physics.
• Yeah that’s cool and all, but what if there were infinity plus one universes?
• So… infinity?
• No infinity plus one.
Ya don’t listen.
8 – AlmightyDogeh - What caused “The Great Dying Extinction”?
• Smoking dem cigarettes.
Gimme that Hellbent – these things are gonna kill ya.
Look, I’m doing this for your own good, alright?
• * • *
• Well, geez, that was needlessly aggressive.
• * • We don’t actually know what caused this
particular extinction event to happen, but there are some working theories such as a
bunch of volcanoes going off; a nearby super nova; an asteroid, like the dinosaur extinction
event; or environment changes caused by the formation of Pangea.
7 – RoxesNima - What's the hangy thing in our throat?
• Oh it’s great, you just need to stretch it out and then carefully plug it into the
computer like this and then you can download whatever you want, right into your brain.
This is how I get all my highly accurate information for these videos, I use this complicated thing
called Wikipedia • It’s called the palatine uvula, or just
the uvula for short, and it’s there to help people talk by providing lubrication, we may
find that it does more things in the future, but for now that’s all we know about it.
• That sounds made up – next time you should use Wikipedia
• Dolan, have you thought about using more than one source for all your information?
And have you checked the Wiki entry on you lately?
• Hey, Wikipedia never lies, if it says I’m a stinky poopface, then I’m PROUD
to be a stinky poopface. 6 – LonelyOblivion - Why don’t females
grow facial hair?
• Because most women tell their face not to.
It’s a highly delicate topic though and it’s best not to discuss it with—
• * • GET BACK IN MY FACE, I’M SERIOUS GET
BACK— • I…
I don’t want to know… na I’m good… just.. nope… na…
• * Basically it’s because of hormones, but if you’re wondering why in a more metaphoric
sense, it’s probably because human males needed more thermal protection as they were
the ones hunting for multiple days, whereas females gathered plants and could return home
every night.
• About the other day…
• No.
• Okay… yep… okay.
5 – Virus_quickscoperXx - Is it possible for us to move to planets light years away
using wormholes or blackholes?
• We could be in another galaxy right now, but in order to do that we need to complete
an impossible feat.
Solve a Rubik’s cube, without swapping the stickers around, then and only then can we
visit the magical far away undiscovered planet of China.
• Well black holes will crush and kill you pretty horrifically, but wormholes may let
us go to faraway places in a very short amount of time.
The only problem is that in order to create them and keep them open we’d need a type
of matter that we don’t think exists.
4 – PuppyPowerElite - Why do we have fears?
• Because you need to grow a pair… that’s all I got.
• Well without fear we’d do silly things like take candy from strangers, jump off of
tall buildings and snap Hellbent’s cigarettes.
So really we evolved to develop fear because if we didn’t then we wouldn’t live nearly
as long.
3 – Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
• You know that’s actually a really good question, but the real question is why do
cats & birds like eating cute adorable harmless little mice?
• We don’t eat them, what are you talking about?
We just give them a nice home in our stomachs.
They seem to like it in there, I mean I’ve never heard any complaints or anything.
• Well for some reason the evil human masters that control house cats find the idea of mouse-flavoured
food gross, so they’d never buy it for their cute kitties, but it’s mostly because in
some areas of the world selling mouse meat is illegal.
2 – ia1439 - Is it possible that aliens are looking for us?
• Looking for us?
They found us!
I asked Pringle the other day what he thought of all of us on Earth – it was interesting,
he looked at me for a moment, gave a big sigh and then grimaced for about an hour… it
was… uncomfortable… for a prolonged period of time
• Yes it’s entirely possible, but unfortunately we have no evidence of them doing so.
But just in case they are we have SETI, the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence,
looking for their messages with giant radio dishes.
1 – Kingsexystudkitty - What would happen if someone injected straight black coffee
in their blood stream?
• Nothing much, I mean anything you put in your mouth can’t do any bad stuff in
your blood, look!
• * • See I’m completely fine, although I
wish I’d drank it since I don’t even feel a buzz.
This is lame…
• * • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, blurb,
blurb, wagoogle, waflipadidleday!
• Well if you’re not… whatever Dolan is, you’ll almost certainly die, as one
person found out when a student nurse injected coffee into their veins.
But some forms of hard drugs will be injected with coffee grains, this is neither very smart,
nor recommended