Oh, yeah!
If there's one place we love shooting, it's White Castle.
So we're here for Sal's punishment.
Buddy, today, you are working at the drive-through window.
I know what you're gonna say. Don't worry about it.
You don't have to say anything.
We'll handle talking to the customers for you
because we control the box.
And then you deal with what happens when they pull around.
I said it?
-Yes. -Correct. Yeah.
So you don't really even need this.
I'll be right with you.
[ Laughter ]
Murr: This is fun.
We are the voice coming through the intercom.
of what we say.
-Alright, here we go. -We have someone?
Hi. Welcome to White Castle.
What can I get you, [bleep] face?
[ Laughter ]
No one's there.
[ Laughter ]
Murr: Car, car, car, car,
Joe: Somebody's coming up, Sal, for real.
Okay, okay.
Welcome to White Castle.
please.
-Pull up to the window? -Yes, yes. Pull right up --
No, no. Too far. I'm sorry. Back up.
Just so you're even with the speaker.
Back up. No. That's too far, miss. Too far.
so I can hear you.
Uh, speak to your left.
-Hi. -Back up another foot.
Are you serious or you playing with me?
It's just the speakers --
-How 'bout there? -Split the difference.
Can you up another like 2, 3 inches?
Unh, unh, unh. Good. Okay, yes.
How can I help you? Welcome to White Castle. I'm Sal.
You're annoying, Sal.
[ Laughter ]
Let me have two cheeseburgers and two hamburgers.
And two hamburgers.
Okay, now, ma'am, just drive around in a second,
and I sure hope
there's not a wedding ring on that finger when I see you.
[ Laughter ]
Joe: Remember, the person that we make you in the speaker
is the person you are when they pull up.
Q: Yeah. You can't go negating everything we've done, bud.
-You got to live in that. -Oh, no.
Back up a little bit.
Can you back up a little? 'Cause I can see you.
2 inches?
-Thank you. -Thank you.
"Let me see that wedding ring."
Again, just to make sure, you got that bling on that left?
I'm here.
You know where to find me.
[ Laughter ]
Get me a medium cherry Coke.
A lot of ice, okay?
And what's the magic word?
What? Please?
Very good.
Okay, so, what can I get you?
Um, I just ordered.
something today,
and let's try it again.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, I'm-a come inside. -Okay, we'll see you inside.
My name's Sal.
[ Laughter ]
-Murr: Oh, my God. -Hi. Coming in?
-Who's Al? -Sal.
-Sal? -Yes.
I'm very in a hurry. I put the order in.
Once I put in my order, I say, "Thank you very much."
And you say, "You're welcome."
-Yeah. -Okay? Alright.
[ Laughter ]
-Ohh! -Whoa!
-You got learned a lesson. -Guys, this is terrible.
Q: Hello! And welcome to...
Wh-i-i-i-i-ite Castle!
I'm Sal! Yowza!
You are a dick.
no pickle?
Two cheeseburgers! Whoo!
And an Orange Fanta, no ice.
She wants that Orange Fanta!
She wants no ice!
Thank you. I'm Sal. Drive to window two.
Sal, whisper when she comes up.
♪♪
Hi. How are you?
[ Laughter ]
See, you givin' me a headache.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo!
[ Scatting ]
Bow!
Thank you. Good job.
Thank you for coming. Rock on.
Q: Alright. Down to the last one.
Joe: Thanks for coming to White Castle. How can I help you?
-Hi. Can I please have a -- -What?!
-Look at Sal's face. -Can I please have a number one?
-Yeah. -No pickles, no cheese.
No cheese, yep.
-And a -- -Oh, more? What else?
Small with a Coke.
[ Sighs ]
And one double cheese, no pickles.
Hold on.
Oh, my God!
-Is that all you wanted? -Yeah, that's it.
Alright, drive up, then!
I'm Sal. Window number two.
Oh, [bleep]. No.
Q: Oh, Sal. Oh, Sal.
-Oh! -Oh, Sal!
Oh, no.
-Sal, you gotta slow down, buddy.
I'm just saying.
-Oh, my God. Sal, it's you! -Yeah.
-Ohh! You got lucky! -You lucky bastard!
-I watch your show all the time. -Thank you.
I'm like, "What the [bleep] is this guy's attitude?"
[ Laughter ]
-Good to see you. -You too, man.
-Oh, awesome, man. Awesome. -Alright, you're done, buddy.