Guys the camera was just overexposed and James started freaking out because of his flashbacks scandals.
Well, yeah...
You don't have a mic?
Why would I have a mic? Think about how bad my luck is, like, I could just see myself having a mic, and then filming, and the
mic being off so I've never gotten a mic.
They usually direct right to the camera, you don't even have to turn them on.
Should I get a mic?
Probably.
Hi guys, it's Tana Mo- *wheeze*
James...
James is already so disgusted. I saw your face in the viewfinder. It was literally like..
Because I want to die right now.
I'm sorry! You keep coming back, it's not my fault.
My Social Blade...
I like doing charity work, what can I say.
Greener, greener. It's literally already greener.
Just as I'm sitting here next to you, I feel it like, greening.
It's like I'm watering the lawn right now. Tomorrow, the grass is gonna be greener.
I love that.
Hi guys, it's Tana Mongeau, welcome to my channel or *at the same time* welcome back to my channel. I can't speak when other people speak at the same time as me.
And today, I am here with a SHISHTAR!
Holy shit, all of those channels like beef, Daniella, shook.
Sebastian... Williams...?
Today, I'm gonna be annoying James Charles for 20 minutes.
While we subsequently review people's Coachella outfits.
Yeah, we were both just there for weekend one, it was honestly a pretty good and fresh sister time.
We were definitely both on very different planes of Coachella,
I think James was a sober shnapping shishtar and I was like, uh...
I brought my editor, I filmed a video while I was there, go check it out if you haven't seen it already.
I brought drugs in my pussy, um...
I'm just kidding..
I took photos the entire time. Tana...
I took drugs the entire time! *at the same time* threw up the entire time
Super good super fresh fun
I decided that we would come together and review youtubers and celebrities Coachella outfits
Yeah
I definitely got some good outfits that they're definitely controversial so I feel like being the
Fashionista that I am and being the queen of clothing that Tana is and all the clothes she wore
or rather the lack thereof
We're the perfect people to review coach outfits
I really have no room to be reviewing anyone else's outfit like I was 100% just naked with like no cares, cause of style at
all so
This is definitely gonna be offensive and like like out of line and I have no room to do it
But before I get into the video, I came out with Tancon merch. It looks like this
Not a featured creator safety hazard all that kind of stuff if you guys are not a feature creator
Or you checked out that video.. we love a marketing queen honestly
We love turning all bad situations in life into merch my mug shot my nudes getting leaked
Flashback Mary, wow we're great/we're legends
I want to like put it right there like the people's outfits/no put it like in the middle like right here
Like take a seat right over there
Anything for James to be further away from me
we cheated on Twitter asking you shishtars to send us people's outfits from Coachella
So we could give them some good and fresh reviews basically
I didn't want to look for them myself and also I asked you guys
I guess Kylie Jenner is a good first one to start with I really like this outfit, but not for Coachella
I think it was like packing tape like the shiny packing tape that you get from like FedEx
Oh, I live for the latex moment
I just don't think this is a Coachella outfit the pink hair loved it, but the white top and the brown
I just don't think was like very Coachella
It's crazy because last year she was so naked and slaying and this year she's so like covered like she is not a regular mom
She's a cool mom. She's a mom now
I'd pay for express shipping for that office
Stop/ we love a FedEx pun, that was bad
Was this Liza and David this year I love that David literally was like fuck it. I'm gonna wear all black
A black t-shirt and black shorts/ like that is amazing David Dobrik staying true to brand. Liza looks cute. What's on her tits. I'm zooming in
We should be giving it a through F. Okay yeah, a good sister rating. Okay so I give Kylie a- A through F
I give Kylie like a C
I say a B because the hair and the makeup and she's still Kylie Jenner like she looks amazing
Are we rating like the outfit or like overall vibe. We should do overall
Yeah just overall this is your fucking grade like I am a teacher. Overall I would give Kylie like a B
I like rating the vibes because like David Dobrik
I want to give him an A for remaining on brand you know what I mean. Yeah but it's for Coachella; love David
I give him like a D on this
It's literally a black t-shirt and black shorts. Am I jaded by how much of a David Dobrik stan I am? well
I'm a David Dobrik stan. I love David Dobrik. Yeah, but A. No it's literally a black t-shirt and black shorts
A. Okay, and then Liza. I'm scared to say anything offensive about Liza Koshy. I don't want the hate!
I'm like A for you Liza, on to the next. What is she actually wearing? Like some Express
That's actually such a fucking cool outfit/ cool look. Yeah, overall/ it's so bad that it's like good
Like this is literally
This is like Swarovski crystaled fishnet tights, but it's Liza so it looks the best.
I really like yeah, I think yes
She looks like like a Zoomi's like yeah, everything like looks so bad, but it's like the best. Can't say that
I'm scared to even agree with that. I say A. A, I love that for her say what I was like
It's so crazy and bad that it's the best
you know
It's the best
Kherington oh my god this look. Is that-
THIS FUCKING LOOK FUCK
FUCK. If I had extensions, they'd be
Ripped right out my scalp right now. This is a Swarovski crystal. I think this is one of the best looks at Coachella
This is amazing like she said fuck a shirt
She said I don't fucking care that I'm like 16 bitch paint my fucking titties glue some fucking crystals me
Yeah, I feel like she's young
I don't know her age
She looks amazing
Oh look and like the blonde hair like how blonde she is lately like kherington is literally
Just killing it the crystal on the forehead like that those shorts with the fishnets
Like this could not be done better like a plus plus plus plus plus. I really love this
And like from the back. She just looks naked like fuck me Mommy. Oh my god. I really love that yes
Sister Kherigton
A plus. Just a imagine kherington like just out of her asshole shitting on these hoes. Like just shit, just wet
Shit onto to every bitch at Coachella
Including me. I'm like
Outfit A plus plus plus plus okay, Lauren Beech, let's see these like a B. I mean they're both just two pieces
I feel like this one looks like something from like Zaffel
I don't know what that is
What's Zaffel?
What's Zaffel? James is so rich that he literally doesn't know what Zaffel is like he's never done a Zaffel brand deal
He said I only know like Nike sorry. It's not my favorite, but as usual hair and makeup both look amazing
She's so hot/ she's like a living doll
I live for that cuz like that's why like when I get ready in already doing makeup like my goals like how could I make
Myself look as close like a male Barbie doll every day. And like I love that because she does the same thing
I can just imagine you at like 6:30 a.m.. Pink drink already ready in the mirror like today I will be Ken doll shistar
I have a British accent now
But this look however Lauren's second look I gave like an A
I like that a lot better than the green look even though it is just a two-piece set like a hair the pigtails the make
Up the yellow like the tie like the fact that her shirt is like a deep cut V
But she managed to like not do cleavage and still keep it like PG
But the pigtails do and the two-piece set also do say like fuck me daddy
I would still give it a B I mean she's 15
But she like is super human like if I looked like that when I was 15 my whole life would be so different
Yeah, she's like the example of like all those Tumblr posts that are like wow 15 year-olds in my day
Was in the milk that she drank growing up like what hormones were in Lauren Beech's milk when she was like 7 because they weren't
in mine. I'm scared of that, yeah same
Yeah, okay, whoa whoa Gigi and Bella. They look horrible
Okay, I saw them like I think that they both are so hot in person, and yes like they were fucking beautiful
soft-spoken
goddesses imagine a blowjob from either Hadid sister
I don't want to imagine- like skinny, hot like amazing, but the outfits literally look like Free People clearance maybe
They're I'm surprised this what they wore to Coachella
also
Do kind of like they're like fuck you we're the Hadids like we're gonna wear some fucking forever 21
Boho section and like fuck it up it says like we don't fucking care about Coachella so brave of them
B for the movement my like D for the overall vibe. I would say D for both. I really love them though
This is a brutally honest review shishtar. Like I look like shit. I'll give myself an F right now. It's like
What are you really gonna say? Nikita dragon? A. Her hair looks like riff raff well
I know she did get a lot for the hair because a lot of people said that it looked like dredlocks
She did say that it was twists. The hair- whoa that just got way too Philip DeFranco for this video. The outfit literally A
Plus, hair wasn't my favorite
I wish it was just straight hair I tried on that bralette at Topshop and almost wore it. Her body is insane
That's so oh my god this Dove Cameron, cute, but her boyfriend gets an A, that jacket's from Hosea
Oh wow, that's amazing so good. That's so cute do we rate Dove Cameron or no? No
Olivia O'brian fucking
SNAPPED/ she looks good. SNAPPED/ I saw her in person her body looked fantastic/ like deck me bitch. It's a Fendi two-piece
It was a little bit simple
But I think she looked amazing in it and this smiling picture is so beautiful/ but like where did she get that two-piece?
I feel like most people could not find that like the orange is just everything/ it looks really good on her skintone/ I bet she was
comfy yeah like her makeup looks bomb like literally I fucking run me over with a fucking orange Fendi truck, bitch A
That got dramatic fast; that's so interesting with the second the Jack J. Turned 21
He was like no I'm gonna Instagram with a bottle of Jack Daniels; this to me
Just feels like he took together
Every trend at the moment and like threw it on
Okay, rule number one if it's about me @ me, so I could see it. What? Like me. That's what I do like
I mean also same. Like tattoos showing/ the tattoos are great/ black bandanna/ he's kinda hot whoa
Erica Castel, that's fire. I give it like an A
I think that the under boob and the bralette is like awesome/ her body looks incredible. Yeah
She said gym tan gym tan gym tan
I would like this a lot more without the- oh like the little fringy cardigan thing over top
I think I would have liked it. I think this definitely could have been a skirt and bra moment
I definitely think it's a little like 'everything's better in Texas' with like the fringe thing
but I still almost want to give it an A
I think it's bomb she said don't talk to me. Talk to my fucking underboob. I don't think she said that
Oh wow. Who is that? Normani. Who was that? From Fifth Harmony. That's like the pop group? They're like that one girl left, Camilla
Camilla? Is it Camilla?
Yeah. I listen to rap
Normani looks incredible
Oh, it really is a look like I don't know who this is but the fucking- how do you not know who she is? Normani sweeite
I am so sorry/ I am so sorry
I have that Dior visor and I brought it with me
And I didn't end up wearing it. You tryna to let me borrow that for weekend two? - no. Okay
Millie Bobby Brown. Amazing, she's so cute, A. Yeah. It's like weird and quirky nobody else could rock it
Exactly like the fact that she's wearing fun buns and like little glasses at like Coachella, and it's like super. It's innocent
It's cute like she's keeping like the daytime bring your kids vibes like to Coachella. I really everyone is like nighttime do some coke. COKECHELLA
But like she's like no bring your kids show up like the age limit. Yeah, there is that one I love her
I have a memory understand. I think she looks incredible. Okay. Say rice halsy literally a Victoria Secret bobbies ooh, dude. I get palsy like
In all the other shoes at Coachella oh my god, when James does the Halsey was it literally makes me want to die
my name is
Welcome to coach, and I keep all Z I
D is this Kalani Hilliker no
That's Lauren harmony
That is that colonial occur no, that's just a random practice otário versus Wheaties. I am also. Sorry she also looks amazing
I really feel like this looks like like an app store preview for the kurrekurre app
This would be summer Rae summer legs not harassing me. That's one of the most beautiful pictures. I've ever seen yeah
I love how she's always on a car with one leg higher than the other like eat my ass bitches
Is that like a recurring theme for her? I think she's always in this pose, but in the best way possible
I don't follow her, but I feel like now
I should the chin so coming out of her ass is just like everything
I really like Christmas at Coachella out of my house hey hey
dude, imagine if I posted this and just like
It's just like fucked up from face Tim
Just wait
Okay, I realized that you're best friends with the fucking Dolan joins and shesh our child them
But I need you to step out of that
Mineshafter star and rate these outfits, okay?
Well obviously I guess when you style them you think that they're great like the Playboy outfit by far the boss
I think the Playboy outfits are actually like really really good. I think it's so cute. I love the bandanas
Yeah, like how everything's transposed on each of them, it's matching achi, but it's so good. I'm gonna give them like a B
I think that even then wearing playboy is like a statement for that like they're so brand safe it like literally just wearing an emblem
That like promotes naked pictures. I feel like was something that their whole management team like debated about for like days
I gave them a day
I think this I did not plan this look for them, but I thought it was really really cute
I was really surprised. I think it's really hard to draw a straight boy
Is it for a Coachella being that like dude, Griffin Arlen and Mikey Murphy? Lo he snapped
They said we're back together Griffin said I'm hotter than ever Griffin said I'm hotter than ever to the point that I'm gonna
Dye my hair pink just to show y'all can be hot with some pink fucking hair
She said I'm gonna get some 22 inch extensions may be a little different than my hair, but I don't even fuck
Yeah, you do we've 22 inches. I want to fuck that like I wanna fuck this photo like literally
80 but good hey Denzel d'art Loki. He is always
He's did a video reviewing Coachella outfits, and I'm gonna not be biased I only liked his velour look
Why is that actually I mean like someone says something shitty about my outfit
And I'm like yours was shit blue velour toxic everything. Oh he doesn't like me
He's changing me in his videos so only time
I have a block on Instagram, and I serve a few shades me in videos a lot, too
But that is really nice to my face, but a lot of people do that to me
Absolutely, not a single one, but he was nice to me in person as usual because everyone's gonna be fuckin mean
impersonation
laura-leigh, I can't even imagine her at Coachella florally like she's just
Like I imagine her like on a horse in the kitchen in the house making like some soup like I cannot see her like at
Coachella like a magic Laura, Lee like I
Love this for some reason I feel like the cut is a little strange
Did she like is it taped to her tits like? I want to know how she like moogle?
I don't know then again. I also wore asses chops per day and managed to somehow keep everything
And cannot really have lots of nip slips easily. Thank God. They did Justin Bieber's all my nipples I
Whoa, what was Lele pons up to I feel like that's a good her in her little like group of minions is like good people
do not
Like me personally dat's greener than mine will ever be so I love that love that is everything in a half
I because that is 2.2 million likes. Oh good. Good a lot for her. Yes. She I will say Lele always like shows up
No matter what she's doing she will go above and beyond really God Lele like she's crazy
And the best way possible when I think of lately being crazy
I think of her like at house parties like screaming at one Prosser on like
23 million likes cuz it's like taga BFF. Okay, I'm running out of a hose at Coachella, but I'm Stas Stasi, baby
I feel like she might be going to do this was everything. I love that
I'm like she was the first girl to another-- love dog and like really like say like chops
I love the cut of this - yeah not like this chocolate yeah
So nice the top of the side of the teeth my top of the side of the cheek sISTAR. I love these pants
Stylist made this she's in Motorsports. She said put that good. I love them sure she said ride that fucking dick like a BMX
Would love to do that honestly
I would say a plus for her whole vibe, but I expected that from her hey, you know sausage killed it. Oh my god
So James and I decided to can you not look like that Murray
We decided to end this video by
Reviewing each other's outfits and as you guys know James definitely went big. I wouldn't say that I really went quick
I I wore some bikinis. I don't know my third outfits up there your outfits are just great
Thanks girl, and I'm wearing bikinis. Okay. Let me go first. Yeah. I really love your first look
I think this is so cute. Okay. I think one of those situations where it's like. I love this outfit on you
I think it looks your body looks incredible your boobs look so good your hair looks so good
Like one of the like I really approved. I love what you wrote. This is one of the few times you looked good
Something with all like with the spray tan in like the orange with this weight in it was this the day too long yeah this
Is boring don't put like the shirt has like a like a little racecar on it
And then I said checkered checkered like I said like yo it racing a nice like yellow like cuz I I'm racing my glasses were
Red that's the rest rest
Now our much common section
You could have done better, but the yellow with my tail are you but to go from this like this definitely something, baby?
Are you down down down down down?
Don't ever start singing with James Charles unless you wanna finish the song
I you just day three you're not gonna like day three. She's not face doing but I
Love that sentance racer time
For the underboob it looks so good a little I'm really not a fan about the mission
I think they're so overdone and boring, but I live
For the racing top of the under really think it looks so good you also have pretty good boobs, too
I've seen them in person many a time their first look at a plus your second look a see
Because he still looks good without what was just the worst and this one a be it would have been an a if it were
Without the fish not okay. Now. I'm gonna go to yours like I think they're all really know
I think I'm just gonna say a for all of them. You really went in on your office. I did it
I think it's cuz last year
I outfit today before and I was so incredibly disappointed with all of them and all of my photos
So this year, I think I need to like go beer go home Coachella ninja ninja
I love the scarf like did you just go to low you're talking. They had a black one
It was not actually a blanket so he folded it up so many times, and I was sweating so bad or anything
I wish that this was not a romper though and that it could be like crop mell even really cool
Had you had skin showing this look. I think is my favorite to be honestly I agree
This is my favorite look as well like the pants are so did you just cut that no they were custom made as well
No, you make me want to die. Um this just says like I'm rich my guy
This this literally just says like I'm fucking rich. I love that with a controversal. Oh man this
I
You would have gone harder with the top like I'm not
Stopping like black leather friend wise I looked for a black leather jacket with friends for like a week before and could not find that
Anywhere I'd like for a normal person
but
This is perfect like this top with this, but with you I would want to see something firing
I could literally see you with like Katy Perry whipped cream on just shooting one criminal psychopath
Off you know and you are that bitch so like BBA or plus plus, okay?
Yeah, I could also say a a plus B. Yeah, I would agree with that
I was just naked and you know I had fun being naked
-Looked really good though. -James! Us being nice to each other makes me so uncomfortable. -Yeah it doesn't happen a lot.
It's hard. It's really really. It's not because I don't love James and obviously I love James
I spend so much time with James and like I think we do spend a lot of time together
Yeah
Unfortunately well in that in the sense of having to choose a guy that you fucking
Like in this isn't like the YouTube world though to like like a YouTube friend that I spend looks like herb together a lot
I'm okay with that. Yeah, exactly, but like actually being nice. I think say I love you to you though
It's not we're gonna like love you. I do love you. We like friend to bully each other their lives
Yeah, that's like really close friends to I agree like maybe a little bit more than normal with this friendship
Oh definitely we take a few bars. I'm
Sorry alright guys that was James Charles and an emotional being bitter rude cunts for Jess
Once again all the people that we mention in today's video or at least most of them
I know I
Personally really really love and respect and look up to this video is not that deep please do not take care well
Yeah, I mean it's it's at an emotional video
I was clearly naked and shitty at Coachella
So like I have no room to
Criticize other people nor am I like thinking of myself as better than anyone else this was all in just good fun
I looked good, but I've been a stylist so once again. I also not clarified
We love people most of these people so I love most of these people you know I don't want to say all I'm only doing
A disclaimer because James Charles is on my channel and means like Brendan say we need to like this thing well
People do things so seriously, it's just closed definitely. I think that Coachella would be so fun
If it was just one big naked or cheat
I'm so scared alright guys
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This is one minute and 44 seconds of what?
Well normally your burps literally smell like purgatory hell on earth