[hinges creaking]
- I WAS WONDERING WHEN I WOULD COME IN HERE TO FIND YOU
SITTING IN THAT CHAIR.
- IT WASN'T EASY TRACKING YOU DOWN, DECKER.
- WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE.
- I KNOW YOU'VE RETIRED, BUT--
- THAT'S ALL BEHIND ME NOW, GENERAL.
I'M NOT THE MAN YOU KNEW DURING THE COLD WAR.
- I UNDERSTAND.
WE'RE NOW FACING A THREAT UNLIKE ANY WE'VE EVER FACED BEFORE.
A MAN WITH YOUR EXPERTISE-- - I MADE A VOW.
NEVER TO KILL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
SORRY, GENERAL, GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
- OH...
NO, WE WEREN'T THINKING YOU'D DO IT.
WE WERE--[clears throat] JUST HOPING YOU COULD
RECOMMEND SOMEONE FOR THE JOB.
- I GUESS I COULD COME OUT OF RETIREMENT.
- NO. NO NEED. JUST A RECOMMENDATION WILL DO.
- ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO IT.
- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST NOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
- YOU SLY SON OF A BITCH.
YOU ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO PUSH MY BUTTONS.
I'M IN.
- NOT YOU, DECKER.
- I'M SHARP AS I EVER WAS. - [sighs]
- EVEN FASTER TOO. GRAB MY HAND.
NOPE. WAIT TILL I COUNT TO THREE FIRST.
- REALLY?
- ONE.
TWO.
THREE.
OKAY.
I WANT YOU TO TRY AND SLAP ME IN THE FACE.
UNH! WASN'T READY FOR THAT.
TRY AGAIN.
UNH! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
- NOW WHAT? - DIDN'T HAVE MY ADRENALINE UP.
'CAUSE THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL HIGH-STAKES SITUATION.
ALL RIGHT.
DRAW YOUR WEAPON.
AND...DISARMED. [gun hammer clicks]
YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY QUICK AND DISARMED--OKAY.
I DON'T NEED TO TAKE YOUR WEAPON.
YOU KNOW WHAT? SHOOT ME.
- I AM NOT GOING TO SHOOT YOU.
- WING ME IN THE SHOULDER. - THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- TRY, GENERAL. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- [sighs]
- DEFLECTED--OOOWW!
- OKAY. I MADE A MISTAKE COMING HERE.
- WING ME IN THE OTHER SHOULDER. - I'D RATHER NOT.
- I INSIST.
DEFLECTED--AAAHH!
THAT WAS BECAUSE MY OTHER ARM WAS ALREADY INJURED.
- OKAY. I'M LEAVING. - [grunting] ALL RIGHT.
ALL OR NOTHING. GUT SHOT.
- NO! - GUT SHOT! COME ON!
IF YOU CAN SHOOT ME IN THE GUT, I'LL CONCEDE.
- DECKER, YOU HAVE TWO WOUNDED ARMS.
- GUT SHOT! GO!
- GOT IT. [groans]
- YOU--YOU CAUGHT THE BULLET?
- OH, YEAH. [groans]
- SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE BULLET
IS IN BETWEEN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW.
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.
- [sighs]
[birds chirping]
- IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
COME ON.
HEAD SHOT.
HEAD SHOT. I'M READY.
ONE SEC THOUGH. [gunshot]