Hey, guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And this week was all about the dates.
And there wasn't even a rose ceremony.
So we got to get to right to it.
But we can't do it without our third co-host, Corey!
Permanent co-host, Corey!
Yay, here we go.
We're back.
We're in Tuscany.
You really made me pull you in on that one.
Usually you like, help scoot.
I kind of just gave up.
OK, we are Tuscany.
Yeah, this was a good episode.
They told us in the beginning, no rose ceremony.
No rose ceremony.
Just three one-on-ones and a group date.
Which I liked.
I kind of liked.
Oh my god, me too.
Yeah, oh my god.
I was like-- twins.
They want to shake up the format, though,
because I feel like they've been short-sheeting us with the
rose ceremonies anyway, right.
I know.
Yeah, there haven't really been, but I like this
because there was a lot of pressure on the dates.
The drama, yes.
Like, I really got to nail this.
Apparently, all he wants is awkward silence.
But let's talk about he first one-on-one date,
which is Becca K.
Yay, my girl.
Your girl.
So we haven't really seen her on a one-on-one in a while.
There's just no chemistry.
It's like, they're together--
I know.
Do you regret that pick?
Are you worried?
No, because I think it was the first date.
The first date is what they're riding on this far.
Yeah.
I agree.
So they go to dinner and she says
that she's falling for him, which seems like obviously,
at this point, that's what he's needing to hear from everybody.
Yeah, because if they don't say it, I feel like--
At this point, buh-bye.
Gone.
Yeah.
And so it seemed like the making out was enough to make up
for the non-talking--
of depth.
They kiss a lot.
They make out constantly.
Physically, they were connected.
Like if we were drinking every time they kissed,
it'd just be like--
Oh, I'd be wasted.
All right, so then we think we're
going to get to the second one-on-one date,
but instead, we get this drama from Jacqueline.
Ah, jeez.
Yes, I wrote down that Jacqueline
is seemingly normal in a very abnormal situation.
Yeah.
I'm being real cerebral right now.
Right, no, no, no, no.
Because you're on these fantasy dates
with cameras, and the other ladies, and it's so weird.
It's not real life.
And she was like, this is freaking me out.
And I think that that is a real reaction, as opposed
to some of the other women, a lot of women
that we see on this show.
So she goes to his room, and she's bawling.
And so then she's talking to him and telling him,
and she's crying.
And they make out a whole lot for breaking up.
A lot.
He says, if you decide that you want to come back, come back.
I think that he knows that she's a really--
she's an amazing catch.
Right.
She's smart and pretty and just everything
that I think that he should be with.
Right.
So Jacqueline leaves--
By Jacqueline.
--and we're like, bye, girl.
So then we go to the second one-on-one date, which,
you guys--
Here we go.
Honestly, OK, Lauren B.
All they do on their dates is walk around.
Quietly.
Even at one point after the dinner--
he had already given her the rose-- he says,
you want to take a walk?
Yeah.
They just walk.
That's all they do.
So they go to dinner.
She's like-- finally gets up the nerve to open her mouth,
and she's like, I'm falling in love with you.
And then he's like, I need a minute.
And then he gets up, and he walks away.
And I literally went like this, [GASP]
I could not believe it.
I even wrote, what a lame move.
My conspiracy theory is that he wanted
to tell her that he loves her, and that he walked off--
Oh my god, I think you're right.
--to tell a producer, can I--
can I say it?
And they were like, nope, save it.
You can't say it.
Wait, I think you are right.
And then he came back.
I think that's what--
But then, what did he say?
You heard it here first.
Another--
Rose drop.
--one for Corey, got it.
Rose drop.
And he said, I feel for you so deeply.
I think that's how he got away with saying I'm not--
But then in his interview--
He said I'm falling in love with--
He said, I'm really falling--
I'm falling in love with her.
Yeah.
And that was the first one he said it about.
What did they connect on?
She had a previous engagement.
She was engaged.
He lived with a woman for two, years, had a baby.
Like they connected on a different level?
Well, based on watching, they've connected on nothing.
That's it, though.
That's it.
That's all they have.
Well, you know what they do have in common--
Silence.
They both love walking in silence.
[CRICKETS]
That's right.
It's hard to find that in someone.
Yeah.
And then we go to Seinne's.
And I just think that she deser--
Well-produced date.
Sorry, got to say, well-produced date.
That was a good date.
That date, the truffle--
I was like, get me in that date.
Oh, just walking in the countryside
and that cool little guy that was like--
And the truffles.
I was like, I want this meal.
And Nona.
I want a Nona.
So anyway, I just kept thinking this whole time,
you're too good for him, girl.
Seinne, you're smart, you're beautiful.
Yeah, agree.
And you are too good for him.
I think she knew.
I think sitting there, I think she knew she probably
wasn't going to get the rose, or at least
that she was like, if you had to rank all the ladies,
she was probably on the lower ranked end.
And I do think that she was someone who felt
like, I could be into this guy.
Yeah, but not 100%.
Not [INAUDIBLE].
But I love her.
I just--
I do too.
Yeah.
OK, so then the group date, you guys.
Here we go.
So this was amazing, because we found out
that there were two roses, three women.
So it's Tia, Bekah M, and Kendall.
So I was thinking this whole time that there's--
Kendall's going.
No chance.
No chance for Kendall.
Bye.
She already escaped it last week.
Exactly.
And then Kendall got the rose.
So then we get down to Bekah M and Tia.
And honestly, I was worried because he goes and talks
to Tia first, and Tia immediately
talks about Bekah M, which we always call--
It's a kiss of death!
She threw her under the bus.
Right.
But wait.
But then, she comes back and tells Bekah M,
I just talked about you, and this is what I said,
and it's because I think you might not be ready for this.
So if you want to talk to him about that, you should.
Bekah started bawling immediately.
Well, and crocodile tears.
I'm finally with you.
I think that she is an actress.
Actress.
That was like she--
And scene.
She literally was crying like not how real people cry.
So they go to dinner.
It's Tia and Bekah M. He said, I'm
confident in this decision in setting it up.
When he says it, I thought--
We're like, automatic.
Bekah M. I thought Bekah M, 1,000%.
He's totally connected way more with Bekah.
My girl, Tia!
And here's the thing-- and I love her and I'm very happy.
I love her too.
Me too.
But now that I'm seeing the interest
in Lauren B, how interested he is in Becca K,
I'm starting to think Tia is not right for him.
She doesn't fit.
She's not the right for him.
Bachelorette.
Wait.
(CHANTING) Bachelorette, Bachelorette--
Tia, we're calling it.
In the cube, we calling it.
Tia's the next Bachelorette.
OK, so he cries after saying goodbye to Bekah M.
So I think that it was more him crying of--
it's a bummer that it can't be, because I wish that it was.
I agree.
And so then we get this tease, and it's all
about the hometown's, and it just looks like none of them
go well.
There was a lot of dead animals and a lot of mad dads.
Angry dads.
All right, well, I'm excited for next week.
A big thanks to everybody for watching.
Don't forget our recap next week, everybody.
It's time for me to do the thing where--
Zenor, don't hit anything this time.
And as always, comment below to tell us what you think.
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--that's what made Corey permanent.
Thank you for employing me.
Keep drinking.
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Right?
That was such a good one.
Yes, I know, I did something right.
I love having you.
I know.
I'm so smart.