Starship captains life is filled with solemn duty. I
Have commanded men in battle. I have
negotiated peace treaties between
implacable enemies. I
have represented the Federation in first contact with
27 alien species, but none of this compares with my solemn duty today
As best man.
Now I know on an occasion such as this it is expected that I be gracious and
Fulsome in my praise on the wonders of this blessed union, but have the two of you considered what you were doing to me.
Of course you're happy. But what about my needs?
as in or damned inconvenience.
Hey while you are happily settling in on the Titan.
I will be training my new first officer
You all know him. He's a tyrannical
Martinet who will never ever allow me to go on away missions.
That is the regulation sir, Starfleet Code section 12 paragraph Mr. Data sir
Shut up. Yes
15 years. I've been waiting to say that.
Yeah, there's still time to reconsider, yes
No, oh very well then.
Will Riker
You have been my trusted right arm for 15 years. You have kept my course true
and steady.
Deanna Troi, you've been my guide and my conscience.
You have helped me recognize the better parts of myself.
You are my family and
In best maritime tradition. I wish you both clear horizons my good friends.
Make it so.
To the the bride groom.
You know everything about getting married again? No 23 was my limit
Worf are you alright Romulan ale should be illegal. It is.
That was a lovely toast it's from the heart and you didn't worry.
I'm going to brief your new counselor on everything. She needs to them Oh like hell you are.
You already know too much about me, but I take it that there will be no speeches during the ceremony on pages
N-no, no speeches and no clothes.
Ladies and gentlemen and invited transgendered species.
In my study of Terran and Betazoid conjugal rights, I have discovered it as traditional.
to present the
Happy couple with a gift.
Given commander Rikers affection for our cake musical forms. I have elected to present the following as my gift
in honor of their
conjugation.
Never saw the sun shining
So bright
never saw things
Going so, right
noticing the day's
hurrying by
When you're in love my how they fly,
Nothin' but blue skies from now on Blue skies smilin' at me Nothin' but blue skies do I see.