So, Sarah. You've been with us for 5 years now.
That's correct.
We have some impressive initiatives...mhm.
I'll read that later.
So I asked you in my office here today to talk a little bit about
your future.
Specifically, how that relates to Steve.
Uh, Steve, uh--the intern?
Yes. Steve the best damn intern ever.
[Chuckles]
He actually reminds me of me when I was a kid.
Anyway we just hired him as a junior exec
and I would like you to show him the ropes.
Uh. Is there a reason I wasn't considered for the...
...opened position?
No! Sarah, you're great where you are
and if you were serious about wanting a promotion in the next couple of years
which for the record--I did not know that you wanted
I feel like you'd want to take the initiative a little more.
Ok.
(Everyone Laughing)
I was like "no frikkin' way dude"
(Laughter)
Sports! Am I right? Am I right?
Ooh! Something shiney!
(Thunder)
What?
(Laughter)
You all had dicks.
Like two seconds ago.
Hey, I really love your shoes.
Oh my God thank you! I got them on sale!
You know I saw them online at Nordstrom's and it was like full priced--
(Thud)
So
it sounds like you had a very lucid hallucination
that you were living in a world run mostly by men.
(Shudders)
You need to shake this.
This is awesome!
(Phones ringing)
Nice work Steve.
Ow Ow!
Is this something that we do now?
Only when your intern is as hot as Steve.
I want to fuck you Steve!
(Door closes)
That was...the basic premise of what everyone was saying.
Don't be a creep.
So, get ready to meet the sexy new face of our Ad Compaign.
Woo!
Yeah!
You look great!
I could do my laundry on those abs, Bill.
I feel kind of violated.
Bill, learn to take a compliment. For fuck's sake.
(Whispers) Sorry!
So. Sarah, you've been with us for 5 years.
Yes, that's correct.
And I am sure I have loved every single one of those 5 years
working for you, Lady Boss.
Boss Lady.
Yeah. Listen, uhm
Sarah you do good work and I would love to give you a promotion.
Yes! Thank you! I will not let you down!
But you're just not there yet!
That...what?
You remind me a lot of myself when I first started.
And I wouldn't have gotten here without getting that extra push
every step of the way to try harder and work smarter than everyone around me.
[water running]
Hey, you okay?
You've been acting kind of weird all day.
No, no. I'm fine.
Is it that freak lightning strike that changed all the men into women?
You know about that?
Duh-doy!
You know I thought...
I thought that if every woman didn't have to compete
against one another in order for like that one little spot
at the man's table
that things would be so much better.
But it's like we just literally traded places and now
Now we're the dicks.
No no no!
Waving mascara on my eyelashes doesn't actually make them any thicker.
I've had to invest months in oil treatments and eyelid massages
so they get thicker from the root up.
Why don't you just put on false eyelashes--
I'm just saying waving a magic wand just to change men into women is just a cosmetic difference.
Real change happens when we start
a dialogue about how gender imbalance issues affect us all.
That was deep.
[zipping up bag]
Here.
You might need these later.
I'm not bleeding...but thank you.
[door closes]